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User avatar #45 - fedegon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
My zombie apocalypse plan:
Get as much food that doesn't rot as possible.
Get a place with easy access to water, yet isolated (if no water, drink own piss).
Get weapons, if possible gun and long spear (because I ******* want a long spear).
Isolate myself in that place, weapons always within easy access.
Stay on guard, train senses, if place with water is waterfall, train under there, so I'll become a badass.
Realize I have no internet and adapt my sexual tastes to trees.
Live happy life.
User avatar #253 to #45 - ryanmck
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Just add "hit up a convenience store" to ur list on the way to ur waterfall. i think they still stock playboys then ur set
#213 to #45 - ydosac
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I would just masturbate at all times...with my increased senses I could hear a walker 500 meters away.
User avatar #96 to #45 - alxon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I started cracking up at "I ******* want a long spear."
#58 to #45 - Greevon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
awwww yeaaahhhh