ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. . ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHERE WE THINK WE WOULD BE WHERE WE WOULD ACTUALLY BE. >implying we would even go outside
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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
WHERE WE THINK WE WOULD BE
WHERE WE WOULD ACTUALLY BE
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Submitted: 04/01/2013
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User avatar #2 - ilovehitler (04/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>implying we would even go outside
User avatar #3 - xpurpledragonx (04/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
At this part in the series I kept saying " ******* pick up some god damn guns, they're ******* laying everywhere".
User avatar #45 - fedegon (04/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My zombie apocalypse plan:
Get as much food that doesn't rot as possible.
Get a place with easy access to water, yet isolated (if no water, drink own piss).
Get weapons, if possible gun and long spear (because I ******* want a long spear).
Isolate myself in that place, weapons always within easy access.
Stay on guard, train senses, if place with water is waterfall, train under there, so I'll become a badass.
Realize I have no internet and adapt my sexual tastes to trees.
Live happy life.
#79 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [+] (26 replies)
What's the point of discussing these plans? You obviously know that in the first 2 months, at least 8.2 billion of the earths population will be infected. That's something that's never going to get fixed.   
   
Good ole suicide is the only dignified way out.
What's the point of discussing these plans? You obviously know that in the first 2 months, at least 8.2 billion of the earths population will be infected. That's something that's never going to get fixed.

Good ole suicide is the only dignified way out.
User avatar #85 to #79 - IAmManbearpig (04/02/2013) [-]
quite a hit, seems there's less than 7 billion people
#19 - Yojimbo (04/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I don't even own a gun, I'd probably be screwed.
I don't even own a gun, I'd probably be screwed.
#73 - thechosentroll (04/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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I dislike these "zombie survival plans". I live 200 metres away from a convenience store. If **** hits the fan I just go there and wait for the army to do their thing. You know, the army. Those guys with guns who are actually trained to use them. I'm not really woried about the givernment nuking my city, since my country can't afford nukes.

Honestly, is no one else tired of this "everyone but the main characters is completely useless" crap?
User avatar #15 - unicornswag (04/02/2013) [+] (18 replies)
The only people with the knowledge of survivng a zombie apocalypse would be teenagers and gamers, so if you ask funnyjunk I think we'd do pretty okay
User avatar #18 to #16 - psychfouronenine (04/02/2013) [-]
Speak for yourself, ***** . I've known how to hunt and survive since I was like 7.
User avatar #12 - thisisjayfromyelm (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Id be in the tank. **** that
#131 - stonerflan (04/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i don't know about you guys but i actually kinda want a zombie Apocalypse too happen   
i just wonder what it would be like you know....
i don't know about you guys but i actually kinda want a zombie Apocalypse too happen
i just wonder what it would be like you know....
#222 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"LOL GUISE I PLAY BLACK OPS ZOMBIES I CAN TOTALLY SURVIVE IN A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE"

~Everyone that has ever made a Zombie Survival Plan ever.
User avatar #17 - DiscoForever (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my only worry is that my personal zombie plan kind of counts on me being alone and when arriving at destinations just clearing it out not dealing with other people. My social skills would let me down! Thus a unified FJ zombie plan should be brought into effect as collectively we'd be fine
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User avatar #38 to #36 - gmarrox (04/02/2013) [-]
You say that like having more weapons with no extra people to make use of them will increase your chances. Unless of course you have 10 arms.
User avatar #24 - rockmanneos (04/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have a machete in my closet and my dad has a gun in his bed side table.
Theyhelps me dream at night at least.
#23 - Jameshaich (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Only firearm i could get a hold of would be an air rifle.
Better butter myself up, zombies are gonna have a field day eating me.
#21 - frijoles (04/02/2013) [-]
LOL this is what I tell everyone!!! I train for the zombie apocolypse by running with my arms out in front of me or crawling on the round like i have no legs. I'll tape a bullet resistant helmet to my head with a straw hole so i can smash up the brains and slurp it up. Not everyone can survive so I will be the best zombie!!
#228 - gameshredder (04/02/2013) [-]
I'd just go the ol' Bill Murray route, dress up like a zombie and play 18-holes of Golf.
I'd just go the ol' Bill Murray route, dress up like a zombie and play 18-holes of Golf.
#161 - darthblam ONLINE (04/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If a zombie apocalypse is anything like typical zombie movies/shows (somewhat slow, dumb, walking zombies) where it's all based around open wounds or straight up bites leading to zombification, (not the disease being in the air or in the water and such) then it should be rather easy for every zombie-savvy nerd to survive as long as they have the guts and willpower to do what they know has to be done.

In my opinion, there would be many survivors. Not only that, there wouldn't even be an apocalypse because such a threat could easily be contained and eliminated by a military force. The only loss may be the city or general region it started in, but there's almost no way it would end up taking an entire modern country or the entire damn world.

But again, this is only on the slight chance the disease does not spread through water or the air. If it did either of these... we are most likely ****** and are all doomed to zombification except for the lucky few with the genes that happened to make them immune to the disease.
User avatar #43 - multimedia (04/02/2013) [-]
I would end up walking out of my house, zombie apocalypse already one week in. I'd have a shot simply because I have no social life and never leave my house.

Feelsbadman
#190 - asleepyplatypus (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In all honesty, I want necromorphs more than zombies....
That's just me though
#39 - chancevance (04/02/2013) [+] (20 replies)
My step-dad is Chief of Police in a town in Texas.

`Nuff said.
#137 to #132 - chancevance (04/02/2013) [-]
We've already gone past the point of red thumbs mattering, which is why I brought it up in a sarcastic fashion as that's as close to "scathing me" as you could possibly ever get. I don't give two ***** if you thumb me down once or twice, I don't even give a single **** .

Also, no, you idiotic *************** I never once insisted you insulted "me" but rather Texas in general. You use periods to separate sentences without capitalization, you don't know how to spell "Wouldn't", you forget to capitalize I when you use it in conjunction with will, and you claim Greenland's not generally a frozen hellhole, being called a retard by you couldn't be any less insulting.
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