I don't know. Where'd he go?. HE' S gone John went
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #9 - awesomenessdefined
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(04/01/2013) [-]
What am I missing here?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ireallylikepotatoe
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(04/01/2013) [-]
The story of easter. Jesus dun got crucified because the Romans were all "RESPECT MAH ROMAN AUTHORITAH" and he was all "**** yo ****, I'm gods son. Y'all aint got **** on me" So the Romans were like "AW **** this guy, lets nail him to a cross like we nailed his mom last night" and Jesus was like "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo" So he got crucified and died and put in a tomb with a bolder put in front of it. Then three days later some dude was like "**** I'm hungry, I wonder if Jesus' corpse has any meat left on it" So he went to check the tomb they left him in for food but Jesus wasn't there because Jesus was all "LOL RESPAWN"

And that's the story of Easter.

I think superman was there at one point.
User avatar #12 to #10 - lazengahn
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Actually the Romans didn't want to Crucify him, but the Jews were mega buttmad and the romans kinda gave in
User avatar #16 to #12 - chuckstein
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Jesus was Jewish...
#26 to #16 - doubleac [OP]
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The Pharisees, the Jewish leaders and the High Priest, which is equivalent ot the Pope today, hated Jesus and forced Pilate the Roman Governor to free a murderer and bandit instead of Jesus and had him crucified :P
User avatar #29 to #16 - lazengahn
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You can be part of a Group and be hated by them
like
Westboro
except they aren't real Christians
Even the KKK says they hate too much
#27 to #10 - slendertitties
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I've never heard a better summary.
User avatar #17 to #10 - chuckstein
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Actually Easter was made for the Egyptian goddess of Fertility, Ishtar. Ishtar was a queen of Egypt, but her husband became a holy spirit and the Egyptian god after his brother killed him and chopped him up. Ishtar bore the son of her husband, and all celebrated in happiness, thinking that their king was "reborn".
For the common Easter symbols, you can kinda patch it together after knowing what the holiday actually is (Eggs for ovaries, Rabbits because they play sports before they go to sleep like mom and dad said they do when we walked in on the 3rd quarter... I think the male won!)
TL;DR, Christians stole Easter from Egypt then kinda ****** it up.
User avatar #18 to #17 - zanekin
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Yeah well that's irrelevant to both this conversation and the content,
but please keep regurgitating the content somebody posted the other day
User avatar #19 to #18 - chuckstein
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Jesus, someone needs a power nap...
Go chill out, there's no reason to be so randomly pissed off.
User avatar #20 to #19 - zanekin
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Probably not a bad idea
my bad
User avatar #21 to #20 - chuckstein
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S'alright man, everyone has those days. I was really annoyed a few days ago because my boss was riding my ass, but I took a really great nap and it helped a lot.
#25 to #17 - doubleac [OP]
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Easter is about the Passover which is Jewish culture which is because of Moses and the 10 plagues. When the Pharohs first born son was killed by the last plague everybody else's was saved because they slaughtered a lamb and put the blood on their door, thus Jesus is the lamb that was sacrificed so we wouldn't have to go through what he went through :P
#4 - originialname
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#11 - gunni
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#13 - cseresznye
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...
#3 - exclamation
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(04/01/2013) [-]
******* genius
******* genius
#15 - ronniesan
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Is this real life? A religious joke that doesn't bash Christianity?

> semi related
#22 - gibroner
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#24 - whathappenslive
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666 thumbs what have i done.
666 thumbs what have i done.
#30 - myanusisready
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MFW that title
#2 - chezburgadominator
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Comment Picture
User avatar #8 to #2 - leojxxitenah
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(04/01/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian and I've wanted to do that so bad.
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