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Prepare yourself, FJ

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I Ilk Tomorrow, April , will be the darkestyew of human history.
On few hours, Kim dong will declare war on the USA. On his video, he will show himself naked, with a blonde wig and red lipstick, with his arms,
cheeks, penis, and chest smeared with Nutella. He will say:
taur grorious country will no rower accept the oppresive cure of the western wood. Today, the american capitalist pigs will be smashed! (On few
days, the grorious red frag of communism will lay over the ruins of the White House, and no American rife will be spared!"
At the end of the video, Kim makes a Gangam Style dance. Definitely, the funniest April' s Fools prank ever made.
Later tonight, the North Korean army will strike S. Korea with full strength. Nuclear Missiles will be launched at Alaska, and the North Korean Navy will
be on its way to the west coast. In few minutes, all TV stations in the world will be broadcasting the massacre on South Korea. The nukes hits Alaska,
and millions are dead.
Everyone still laughs at the greatest April' s Fool prank ever made. Nobody knows that the war is really happening. No soldier in the reserve will head to the closest military base. No civilian will
hide in the basement. Nobody will take it seriously. It' s Pearl Harbor .
Many hours will take until everyone notice that it was not a prank. Tomorrow at afternoon, South Korea is occupied by North Korean troops, Alaska is burning on , and the North Korean
Navy is on range to fire at Los Angeles.
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#5 - europeanswallow (04/01/2013) [-]
>People live in Alaska
#4 - unclemagic (04/01/2013) [-]
#1 - holdup (03/31/2013) [-]
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#7 - platapus (04/01/2013) [-]
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#6 - theschmidt (04/01/2013) [-]
Implying the Korean Navy could hit the Pacific Fleet head on and win...
#10 - soulstealerr (04/02/2013) [-]
Will Never Happen!!! After spreading the delicious Nutella on his body, he will discover how good he tastes and eat himself, freeing the country from his tyrannical reign.
User avatar #8 - satrenkotheone (04/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Darkest day of world history"
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone (04/01/2013) [-]
human* derp.
#3 - miva (04/01/2013) [-]
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