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What' s your excuse for not being in shape?
round is a shape
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I‘ Anonymous (ID: ) C) 3/ 31/ 13( Sun) 17: 31: 08 No. 469254660 Replies: >:
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#100 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
working 2 jobs
full time college classes
gym is about 20 minutes away
my tendons have always sucked after a run
can't sweat off the calories as easy as others
time is usually spent with my girlfriend or her family since my family hates her
I don't have the money or time for supplements
username cruzslzr im too lazy to sign in
User avatar #111 to #100 - jesusfrankenstein (04/01/2013) [-]
Too lazy to sign in but not too lazy to type all that. Huh.
#107 to #100 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
that sounds like an excuse. just do 20 puchups between commercials at least
#96 - nanohercules (04/01/2013) [-]
You eyed Fluttershy's tight ***** and curvy flank, drooling with pleasure, face flushed with arousal. With your cock throbbing like no other, you immediately place your hands and grab Fluttershy's hind legs and without hesitation or care, you ram your raging boner into her nice, delicate ****** . She lets out a small welp as you started going in and out slowly, but picked up the pace and starting ramming her with all your strength. Her sweet, tender ***** lips felt so good on your hard dick that it made her insides feel all the more satisfying. You love every second of it. Her velvety inner walls felt like heaven and you let out a few small moans to signify the immense pleasure you were receiving off of the hotness that was Fluttershy. You then suddenly pulled out, your hard cock still excited after the nice thrashing it gave to the yellow pegasus. Flipping Fluttershy on her back and without hesitation or care, you plunged deep inside her again, Fluttershy's whelps and moans never ceasing. Your cock shoved into her hard, you felt your climax approaching as you braced for the real pleasure. After a few minutes of continuous ramming and pounding her velvety ****** , you finally let it all out as you ejaculated hot seed deep inside her, filling her up with each blast of semen you could let out, all with Fluttershy letting out a loving moan from the hot session just enacted.
User avatar #113 to #96 - katypower (04/01/2013) [-]
I saw something:
Replace Fluttershy and her description (Yellow Pegasus) with something else and a whole new story happens.
#112 to #96 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether to be aroused by this or completely disgusted. It seems even more erotic yet disturbing when its written out.
User avatar #109 to #96 - dabronydude (04/01/2013) [-]
i am amazed this has green thumbs....
User avatar #104 to #96 - angelmatvey (04/01/2013) [-]
You could at least find more descriptive words than "nice" and "good".
#99 to #96 - psychotec (04/01/2013) [-]
to bad i dont have the picture of the dude looking at his boner and just shrugs it off.
#92 - Dwarf (04/01/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1378470 at Friendly ** I'm going for the record for "World's Fattest Man".
User avatar #79 - kievaughnb ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
"/thread" is just as bad as "I am so done."
User avatar #80 to #79 - usmcoorah (04/01/2013) [-]
Not really, its just their way of saying "well theres nothing you can say to top that."
User avatar #82 to #80 - kievaughnb ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
It's a waste of a post after someone says something funny, just like "I am so done."
User avatar #86 to #82 - usmcoorah (04/01/2013) [-]
Ah I see where you're coming from.
#76 - denbaby (04/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #72 - linktheherooftime (04/01/2013) [-]
Like I've always said. I don't have an excuse. I'm just lazy.
#69 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
:O i saw this thread yesterday when i was on /b/
#68 - jalthelas (04/01/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at I want to try this.. **


My shape
User avatar #67 - biggrand (04/01/2013) [-]
> take summer gym first three years of highschool
> in pretty fine shape those years
> no gym senior year because I have all my **** together
> most of of shape feeling in 4 years
User avatar #64 - mookiez (04/01/2013) [-]
I'm lazy and am in college. But when boot-camp starts. I don't even wanna think about it. Might get half way in shape before I go, maybe, depends on my lazy level at the time.
#60 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
My only excuse is that my sternum is inverted and it crushes my heart.
#59 - meatymanbearpig (04/01/2013) [-]
sexy and i know it....
sexy and i know it....
#57 - sweetellie (04/01/2013) [-]
Excuse?   
Bitch, I'm flawless.
Excuse?
Bitch, I'm flawless.
#42 - Cambro (04/01/2013) [-]
I have the body of a god!!   
   
Unfortunately, that god is Buddha.
I have the body of a god!!

Unfortunately, that god is Buddha.
#54 to #42 - hillbillypowpow (04/01/2013) [-]
Buddha isn't a god and the thing you're thinking of isn't Buddha
Buddha isn't a god and the thing you're thinking of isn't Buddha
User avatar #73 to #54 - tylosaurus (04/01/2013) [-]
Don't some people worship buddha as a god?
#56 to #54 - Cambro (04/01/2013) [-]
I was actually referring to the Buddha icons, which is a symbol of the Great Ultimate which is sort of like a god for Buddhists who recognize the Great Ultimate's manifestation into many different forms and religions (Jesus, for example, could be counted as a Buddha).
#65 to #56 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
"which is sort of like a god for Buddhists"
try again
#46 to #42 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
That fat bitch you're thinking is not buddha.
User avatar #36 - ichbinzweijahrealt (04/01/2013) [-]
you wrote that ******
#35 - alucardshellhound (04/01/2013) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Story of My life **
#30 - phanact (04/01/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#84 to #30 - grizlah (04/01/2013) [-]
But he lost to diabetes.
User avatar #43 to #30 - mion ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Looks rather he ate it.
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#110 to #29 - rieskimo (04/01/2013) [-]
Pretty simple really, food is ******* delicious and exercise is ******* tedious.

I actually used to quite enjoy weight lifting in High School when I didn't have to pay for a membership to enjoy the sweaty equipment and judgmental looks of others.

Also I'm going to point a pudgy finger in the direction of this ************ .
#74 to #29 - tylosaurus (04/01/2013) [-]
I don't want to get muscular because then I'll become unfeminine and we can't have that.
I don't want to get muscular because then I'll become unfeminine and we can't have that.
User avatar #58 to #29 - zorororonoa (04/01/2013) [-]
Laziness.
User avatar #53 to #29 - psykojet (04/01/2013) [-]
Lifting weights with the wrestling team, track workouts, homework, fj, freestyle practices, and tournaments. I have no free time and am still out of shape
User avatar #47 to #29 - mion ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
The only thing that pisses me off is that my dick didn't grow from the last 13kg/~25lbs I've lost.


Well, to be fair, I still weigh 110kg/~220lbs, but still.

That aside, I can't seem to lose anymore weight. It's wicked. I have a daily routine (10 crunchs, 10 situps, 10 Pushups as 1 set and repeat that set 3 times), I eat 3 times/day and am careful not to eat any carb for dinner, but I still can't seem to lose any weight.
My doc found out that I have hypothyroidism and gave me medicaments, but they didn't help either, to be honest.
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#103 to #70 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
i do 60 of each in sets of 3
User avatar #49 to #47 - HarvietheDinkle (04/01/2013) [-]
if you are serious about losing weight you need to exercise much more than that a day.

What you're doing is equivalent to a warm-up, really.
User avatar #39 to #29 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (04/01/2013) [-]
Lack of discipline, to be honest. I usually get home from a night-shift job and am too tired to do anything but sleep, and when I'm not, I'd rather be social or productive by ways of paying bills or cleaning than go to the gym.
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User avatar #37 to #29 - lasmamoe (04/01/2013) [-]
You can't expect everyone to want the "I lift" shaped body.
Most people care much more about their behaviour, personality, and hobbies than they do about getting a fit body.
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User avatar #48 to #41 - lasmamoe (04/01/2013) [-]
You really have to realise that the muscular body type is not necessarily what everyone considers the best.
I'm a musician, i have a slim non muscular body, and i really couldn't care less about building muscle, as it would add absolutely nothing to my personality or my skills as a musician.
Instead, i spend my time playing music and with the people i care about.

Some people cant comprehend the fact that a person do not want a muscular body.
#31 to #29 - xxitzchubbsxx ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
round is a shape.
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#33 to #32 - xxitzchubbsxx ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
i am fit i was repeating what it says in the content.
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