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#11 - quadv
Reply +317
(03/31/2013) [-]
I had some type of swimsuit magazine when I was like 6 or 7 to the side of my bed. My dad found it and just smiled and walked away with it. Other note, I didn't know how to masturbate as a kid, so I rubbed my penis on the pictures. Good day
#241 to #11 - fleszar
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(04/01/2013) [-]
I want to say you guys are weird and I am done with this site, but I am no better than you and I also did weird **** as well
#237 to #11 - spongcake
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#172 to #11 - occamsrazor
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(03/31/2013) [-]
wait that's not how you do it?
#27 to #11 - europe
Reply +36
(03/31/2013) [-]
"and just smiled and walked away with it"

hehe
#26 to #11 - zapgod
Reply +23
(03/31/2013) [-]
i used a vacuum cause if you got it in the tube just right it would vibrate the hell out of it.
#151 to #26 - anon
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(03/31/2013) [-]
Some vacuums will cut your wang off, though (if powered by a spinning blade - as some are). So be careful with that.
#50 to #26 - quadv
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(03/31/2013) [-]
My game of Supreme Commander for the xbox froze when a boss exploded once. It stayed vibrating until I turned it off, so I took my opportunity. Good times
#197 to #50 - cormy
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(03/31/2013) [-]
Super smash brothers brawl.
Make a box, put a falling block on top of the box.
Load map with bowser+lucario.
Use Lucario controller to charge up his shadow ball thing while bowser is in the boxed area with him, use now constantly vibrating bowser controller on yourself to your dick's content.
#25 to #11 - ninjalazor **User deleted account**
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#235 to #25 - aconfuseddonut
Reply +1
(03/31/2013) [-]
You... what...
#209 to #25 - theghostrider
Reply +4
(03/31/2013) [-]
Wat.
#199 to #25 - bleebloo
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(03/31/2013) [-]
me too...
#31 to #25 - ctrlaltdeleet
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