Crabs. Fug yeah it is a repost... I think you overdid it...
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#4 - payseht ONLINE (03/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I think you overdid it...
#8 - dashgamer (03/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So, in the Marine Corps, "get the sand out of your vagina" is a common phrase for "stop being a ******* wimp." I was on this PT run with a sergeant I didn't know, and we took a short breather before cooling down at the barracks. While we were catching our breath, he took off his sneaker, shook some sand out of it, and bitched that "There's sand in my goddamned shoe."
I got on his **** list that day when I said "That's not the only thing that you've got sand in, Sergeant."
#11 - archiehicox (03/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#2 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
hfw sand is in her crab filled vagina.
hfw sand is in her crab filled vagina.
#19 - stallwallwriter (03/31/2013) [-]
There is nothing okay about that this.
There is nothing okay about that this.
User avatar #28 - tmgrskat (03/31/2013) [-]
"Putting your vag hair in his sandwich so he can eat you out while he's at work <3"
#7 - woofman ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
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#13 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Hey, the neighborhood sucks, but the rent's alright, and those jackass seagulls leave us the **** alone...Well, except the last time she tried that full body tan ******** , they saw us from a mile off, dived down...Fun fact? One of the gulls got busted on a rape charge after the fact.
#34 - retardedowl (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - zzforrest (03/31/2013) [-]
My family was talking about what to do for my birthday at lunch, and my dad said "why don't we go downtown so you can get crabs?"
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#1 - capslockftw (03/30/2013) [-]
no no NO, the images, stop the images in my head
no no NO, the images, stop the images in my head
User avatar #16 - tepidteal ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
So I heard this story somewhere...

A fellow and his girlfriend were having sex on the beach. Afterward they were done, the woman screamed, 'Oh my god! There's blood!'

They went to the hospital and the doctor looked at both of them. He said to the man, 'I'm sorry. Your penis was sanded. There's really nothing we can do to repair the damage.'

if tl;rd - sand in vagina, badly scratched up penis, can't fix that ****
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