Otis. . Every time through the back door [His always barks at me because his bed is ardune the corner and he thinks it' s an intruder. To put his defensive skil Otis Every time through the back door [His always barks at me because his bed is ardune corner and he thinks it' s an intruder To put defensive skil
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Every time through the back door [His always barks at me because
his bed is ardune the corner and he thinks it' s an intruder. To put his
defensive skills to the test, Anywas retrieving my dressing gown from the
clothes line, and decided to throw it ' my head and run into the house
like some crippled banshee and scream at him. He barked like I' d Just
stepped iten his balls with high heels and he emptied his bladder all ever
himself in sheer panic. You failed the test Dds.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - neoexdeath
Reply +52 123456789123345869
(03/31/2013) [-]
Sees an intruder in his house

Blasts it with an utterly heinous amount of piss.
#11 to #8 - dafuckisthisshit
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(03/31/2013) [-]
"utterly heinous amount of piss"   
idk what heinous means but it made that comment sound more funny
"utterly heinous amount of piss"
idk what heinous means but it made that comment sound more funny
User avatar #15 to #11 - killerliquid
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(03/31/2013) [-]
Synonym of evil/terrible.
User avatar #3 - evilanakie
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(03/31/2013) [-]
i had a dog staffy
he would lye at the end of my bed
if anyone came down the hall he would bark and then jump off and squeak his toy in my face
lil bastard
loved him
a drunk was taking a piss outside my window on a tree
he went through the window to bark at him
a whole WALL just one big frame
and he went through it
User avatar #4 to #3 - evilanakie
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(03/31/2013) [-]
****
lie
lye
loi
**** ENGISH I CANT
CANT EVEN WORDS
User avatar #5 to #4 - evilanakie
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(03/31/2013) [-]
english
**** this im out
#10 to #5 - cophersans
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(03/31/2013) [-]
<Your Keyboard
User avatar #16 to #10 - evilanakie
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(04/01/2013) [-]
how did you KNOW
#9 - anon id: 2e2ba8f2
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(03/31/2013) [-]
This is because dogs are stupid, ignorant creatures and humans only hurt themselves when they purchase and own them.
User avatar #14 to #9 - Bobtheblob
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(03/31/2013) [-]
Found the cat lover.
#6 - tomatoesauce
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(03/31/2013) [-]
my dog would never make a guard dog... because he has no BALLS!!!!!


the joke is... he was neutered
User avatar #1 - landartheconqueror
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(03/31/2013) [-]
when my dog was a puppy, she was upstairs, locked in the family room.
i came home, slowly stomped my way up the stairs, growling, and finally opened the door to the room to find her huddle in the corner of the room, on an end table, with a small puddle of pee under her....
User avatar #2 to #1 - landartheconqueror
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(03/31/2013) [-]
in hindsight, maybe that's why she barks any time i open the door or walk up the stairs...