IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MEN!
I promise you, girls love it when a man can amputate their arm for them! 100% fool proof way to land a lady to get laid, or to impress the girl whom you have a committed relationship with. That is you beauty of amputation, my silly funny junkies, it can be used on a wide range of people. For example, amaze your co-wokers, surprise your mother, or even awe the drug dealer next store, the possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for, go chop off someones arm---like a gentlemen!
not sorry to all the females who can't follow these interactions because you are a woman. You can't drive, listen to reason, or change a light build anyway. Plus you are not as strong as men, or as able.