IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MEN!. I promise you, girls love it when a man can amputate their arm for them! 100% fool proof way to land a lady to get laid, or to im the one thing i hate more then sexist people are annoying wom because they won shut up
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IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MEN!

I promise you, girls love it when a man can amputate their arm for them! 100% fool proof way to land a lady to get laid, or to impress the girl whom you have a committed relationship with. That is you beauty of amputation, my silly funny junkies, it can be used on a wide range of people. For example, amaze your co-wokers, surprise your mother, or even awe the drug dealer next store, the possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for, go chop off someones arm---like a gentlemen!

not sorry to all the females who can't follow these interactions because you are a woman. You can't drive, listen to reason, or change a light build anyway. Plus you are not as strong as men, or as able.

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#10 - tsuruhime (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Worked like a charm.
User avatar #1 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why?
User avatar #2 to #1 - semo (03/30/2013) [-]
why what?
+3
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User avatar #13 - anonemous (03/31/2013) [-]
alcohol before for bravery and anesthetic....
alcohol after to fight infection and enhance bragging....
#12 - doddythechef (03/31/2013) [-]
actually that would work perfectly
and probably alot cleaner than sealing it shut by burning it
User avatar #11 - Maroon ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
I would prefer having it lopped off in one go rather than watching some bitch cutting my arm to ribbons
User avatar #7 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
jesus christ that's more disgusting than just hacking it off oh god my arm hurts bow
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