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#15 - kez (03/30/2013) [-]
Story time

>Used to hate bedtime
> Used to hide just before bedtime so i could stay up later
> In cupboards, under tables, behind curtains, once in the back garden in the bushes
> Parents get babysitter this one time
> Forget to tell her I hide If i realise the time is just before my 9pm bedtime
> In room playing playstation in lounge, babysitter checks on me 8:50
> Comes back 9pm. I am fucking no where to be found
>She panicks and starts searching and shouting for me. cant find me
>She starts to cry thinking she lost me, calls my parents say she lost me
> I get bored after like an hour, go back to playing playstation
> Parents get back, find me playing playstation and her in the kitchen crying
> Parents mad, tell them I been here whole time playing so I dont get in trouble
> Parents beleive me, send babysitter home, baby sitter beleives it me, says she must be crazy, been quite stressed recently
>Found out later she quit babysitting
#54 to #15 - slendertitties (03/31/2013) [-]
I really thought it was gonna say, "Found out later she committed suicide."
#20 to #15 - lazragoon ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
I hate to say it friend, but your parents are retarded.
User avatar #48 to #20 - fukkendragonite (03/30/2013) [-]
exactly, his parents KNOW he usually hides, so why didn't they put 2 and 2 together...?
User avatar #21 to #20 - moevleboevle (03/30/2013) [-]
my time for story


>don't want to sleep
>go hiding
>chooses to hide under the bed
>Fell asleep under the bed
#62 to #21 - drdiddly (03/31/2013) [-]
The story is now children.
>I always hated going to bed
>I always needed to run around
>I decide to hide from parents
>Grab a bunch of blankets
>Slither over to chair
>Try to fit under chair, only my head can get under
>This chair was one where you could pull the leiver and the little thing at the bottom would go up
>I pull the lever and the thing flicks up and sticks
>Pile blankets on me to hide rest of body
>Later on, my parents search for me but give up and go to bed
>I eventually fall asleep under the chair
>Next morning, Dad comes downstairs. He doesn't move the blankets or notice me
>He sits on chair
>Pulls down the lever
>Chair smashes down of my face
>Scream
>I crawl out from under the chair
>Black eye and large cut on forehead
>MFW I felt the chair crash on head
User avatar #73 to #62 - twi (03/31/2013) [-]
ahahah
#22 to #21 - lazragoon ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
You are the smoothest motherfucker.
You are the smoothest motherfucker.
#83 to #22 - deafitems (03/31/2013) [-]
What is this gif? Brokeback Mountain the Musical?
#85 to #83 - lazragoon ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
No its from the concert show of a Musical Theater troupe, the gif is just them worshiping him.   
.gif semi related, its them
No its from the concert show of a Musical Theater troupe, the gif is just them worshiping him.
.gif semi related, its them
#86 to #85 - deafitems (03/31/2013) [-]
They don't look like women, but cool shit
#87 to #86 - lazragoon ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
They aren't all women.
They aren't all women.
#88 to #87 - deafitems (03/31/2013) [-]
I see that, but I meant the 2 in the front
#89 to #88 - lazragoon ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Lauren Lopez is the greatest motherfucker to ever live.
Lauren Lopez is the greatest motherfucker to ever live.
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#26 to #22 - moevleboevle (03/30/2013) [-]
yeah I was pretty dumb
yeah I was pretty dumb
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