lucky. . A fortune cookie company once got the lottery numbers right, resulting in ll 1 IO winners and an investor amen.. imagine how pissed you would be if you had to split that with 109 other people. if it was a 50 million dollar jackpot, after taxes you would only get like 300,0
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A fortune cookie company
once got the lottery
numbers right, resulting in
ll 1 IO winners and an
investor amen.
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User avatar #8 - thatscrewedupkid (03/30/2013) [+] (53 replies)
imagine how pissed you would be if you had to split that **** with 109 other people. if it was a 50 million dollar jackpot, after taxes you would only get like 300,000
#16 to #8 - Baragum (03/30/2013) [-]
you pay taxes for lottery wins in US?
#35 - draxdiesel (03/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how pissed would you be if they were your numbers, you'd been playing them for years and the time they come up a 						*******					 fortune cookie predicted it meaning you have to split it with 109 people
how pissed would you be if they were your numbers, you'd been playing them for years and the time they come up a ******* fortune cookie predicted it meaning you have to split it with 109 people
#43 - phanact (03/30/2013) [+] (61 replies)
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fortune cookies don't like me =c
User avatar #56 to #43 - danigoro (03/30/2013) [-]
nethier funnyjunk comunity for what I see
User avatar #72 - infinitereaper (03/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Once I have a steady job I'll pick random numbers and play the lottery once every week.

I can sacrifice a pack of gum or candy bar.

It's not much of a loss, so like, why not?
#1 - twi (03/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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I guess Asians really do read minds
#6 to #1 - thequeenofslime ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
I don't want to be that guy...and I understand the reference and all...

But wouldn't this be more of a case of Asians seeing into the future than reading minds? Whose mind would they have to read to predict the lottery numbers?

I'll leave now...
User avatar #45 - bobodevetjedan (03/30/2013) [-]
I guess they were (un)fortunate
User avatar #156 - codymathieu (03/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i once got a fortune cookie saying i am a buetiful woman
User avatar #168 to #156 - josieabby (03/30/2013) [-]
Jim Carrey would be so disappointed.
#96 - kaycie (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I recently had one that said
"The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything."
#122 - drhoffable (03/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#152 to #122 - hombraysnoopdog (03/30/2013) [-]
What I thought of...
What I thought of...
User avatar #110 - nigthshadow (03/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
We need the "Asian can read minds" guys here
User avatar #149 to #147 - nigthshadow (03/30/2013) [-]
That is what they want you to belive
#165 - nightstar (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand how this can be real. There are lotto drawings every night. Some nights have a couple different drawings. You are telling me 109 people actually listen to cookies for number, and they all bought tickets for the same drawing?

Imma need source on this.
#151 - greenquaser (03/30/2013) [-]
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#29 - sloot (03/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Playing the lottery and speeding tickets are two "Stupid Taxes" meant to extort money of stupid people
User avatar #32 to #29 - kingarturi (03/30/2013) [-]
since when is playing the lottery considered taxes?
+3
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#190 - sweateagle (03/31/2013) [-]
The anons were right...
The anons were right...
User avatar #38 - drdiddly (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah, but there could have been thousands of winners luckily for the lottery people. They almost lost a fortune
User avatar #192 - lordgeneral (03/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**lordgeneral rolled a random comment #3794155 posted by inudewaruika at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
Either my best moment, or my worst....
this is what my fortune cookie said
User avatar #198 to #192 - inudewaruika (03/31/2013) [-]
Interesting....
#87 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [-]
Heh, heh, Heh Im godly, SUCK IT BITCHES
#5 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [-]
god damm it...it's to late now...
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