Birds and bees. Son. I had a teddy bear too.. Thanks to some asshole ' had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in an Cases.. Surely this is more a case of the bears and the beers amiright?
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Birds and bees

Son. I had a teddy bear too.

Thanks to some asshole ' had to
explain to my kid about the birds and
the bees in an Cases.
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Submitted: 03/29/2013
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#4 - sabat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#6 - Jowi (03/30/2013) [-]
Surely this is more a case of the bears and the beers amiright?
#3 - alexanderjones (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh my God! They are bear naked!
#17 - tankguner (03/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - walkerjam (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There's a time and place for everything.
Explaining sex to a kid at Cosco isn't on the list.
#8 - ipostfunny (03/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have to ask
What the FUCK is the story of the birds and the bees
what the fuck, did a bee fuck a bird?
is that how people explained it to their kids?

#14 - powerfapping (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #9 - commanderbunbun (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
at least you wren't at walmart, you could've seen real people doing it
User avatar #36 - Ottovan (03/30/2013) [-]
YOU COULD JUST SAY THEY'RE WRESTLING.
#25 - gtk (03/30/2013) [-]
This is a little overbearing.
#34 - sirbrentcoe (03/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this is what it means.
#31 - thebaker (03/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can someone explain to me how you explain sex with birds and bees? I'm not american and never heard this way.
Can someone explain to me how you explain sex with birds and bees? I'm not american and never heard this way.
User avatar #40 to #31 - Ottovan (03/30/2013) [-]
The bird comes home early from work to find his bitch wife taking a stinger in her back door. The Male bird soon gets arrested and spends some time in jail for kicking the bee's ass, and his bitch wife gets a restraining order.
After becoming Muslim, the Male bird gets released early for good behavior. Though he's lost his home, bitch wife, friends, and his reputation soiled by his actions, he decides to right he wrongs he's done in his life and tries to make peace with those around him. He goes to the bee's hive to apologize for doing him harm, but is also still contempt over the bee banging his bitch wife. The bee makes it up to him by letting the bird have a go with the bee wife.
Bee wife spreads her legs to reveal her VAGINA. The Male bird pulls out his PENIS and inserts it into the bee wife's VAGINA. The Male bird then proceeds to thrust his PENIS in and out of the bee wife's VAGINA until he EJACULATES in the bee wife's VAGINA. The Male bird's SEMEN travels through the bee wife's VAGINA and proceeds to fertilize the bee wife's VAGINA EGGS. Over the course of the next 9 months the bee wife's VAGINA EGGS grow into a baby, and the Bee wife poops it out her butthole.

And that's how to sex.
User avatar #19 - duckspasm (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
oh my god. oh my god. THIS WAS AT MY COSTCO.
I KNOW BECAUSE THERE WERE ONLY 2 MATTRESSES LEFT AND I TOOK THE OTHER ONE.

THAT IS SO WEIRD.
#20 to #19 - fingapopyabuttho (03/30/2013) [-]
shut up
#38 - donutcaptin (03/30/2013) [-]
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#26 - floridaguy (03/30/2013) [-]
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#29 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [-]
why would someone say something about birds and bees if they are clearly bears??

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User avatar #27 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
they had to find out some time...
User avatar #16 - srskate (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i-i-is that rape?

I think thats rape.
Thats definitely stuffed bear rape.
User avatar #13 - thefasrdog (03/30/2013) [-]
This shit wouldn't fly at my Costco...Everyone there is on a mission.
User avatar #12 - bowler (03/30/2013) [-]
do they sell grey goose at costo? in virginia liquor is only sold in state owned ABC stores
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