I think I'll take the bus today. .. Yeah, thats a type of corn snake (or a relative of one) Not only are they non-venomous, they don't have any teeth, just some barbs on their jaws which they use
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I think I'll take the bus today

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User avatar #10 - dunkleosteus ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, thats a type of corn snake (or a relative of one)

Not only are they non-venomous, they don't have any teeth, just some barbs on their jaws which they use to grip mice with. I've been bitten by one before. It doesn't hurt and won't draw blood.
#1 - soulessbody (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #8 - ohp (03/30/2013) [-]
Dont be a pussy its just a snake
User avatar #13 - tigersstripes (03/30/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk on Spiders: LOLNOPEDYNOPENOPE
Funnyjunk on Snakes: suck it the **** up.
User avatar #18 - nirukii (03/30/2013) [-]
doesn't look poisonous to me.
#16 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That snake isn't even remotely dangerous. It looks like a hognose snake, and not only are those the most adorable snakes in existence but they strike with their mouths closed probably 99% of the time. Plus they're non-venomous.
#15 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [-]
Don't pussy out just Steve Erwin that bitch
User avatar #14 - knarlyfish (03/30/2013) [-]
Old McDonald saw this ****
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
NOPE
User avatar #12 - holyscorpionqueen (03/30/2013) [-]
Doesn't specifically look poisonous . I was always told that poisonous snakes had diamond shaped heads... also for me the more poisonous it is the more it stinks... really musty not pleasant at all.
User avatar #9 - fitchy ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
seriously?...it's a snake and most likely not even poisonous. Just grab behind the head so he can't turn on you, throw and be done
#7 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but I shivered with pleasure when I saw this.
User avatar #6 - maxismahname (03/30/2013) [-]
lol ******* nope. I hate snakes, I ******* nearly shat myself when I saw a snake on the road by my feet, and it was like the size of my dick.
Which isn't that much
#5 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [-]
Assuming it's European style, that is to say, this is the driver side door.
1) Grab snake's tail.
2) Spin around like a yo-yo.
3) Use leverage from downward arc of motion to... SMASH THE LITTLE BASTARD'S SKULL INTO THE CEMENT FOR TOUCHING MY CAR.
4) Get into car.
5) Go to pub.
6) Enjoy telling story of how you have a new snake-skin tie.
#4 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [-]
Stop being pussies, FJ. It's just a cornsnake. All you people are annoying with your "SPIDERS OMG" **** , too.
User avatar #3 - carguybig (03/29/2013) [-]
Little snake on my Porsche Boxster?! That bugger doesn't keep me from it.
Besides, (if it's in america) that's the passenger side anyway, I'll get in the driver side and accelerate fast enough that the snake falls off.
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