BILBLE. yes you lost it. Allyson r Satan 10 hours ago . an Ifyou need help pick up a nine and read it Like ' Comment Satan "If two men are fighting and the wife
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Allyson r Satan
10 hours ago . an
Ifyou need help pick up a nine and read it
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Satan "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband
from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her
hand. Show her no pity."
Deuteronomy 25:
Thanks, this helps a lot!
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User avatar #8 - banditmuffin (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's...an oddly specific scenario.

Makes me suspect the guy who wrote it in was the assailant with damaged privates
#19 - fhqwghads (03/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ezekiel 23:19-21

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
User avatar #28 to #19 - TarnRazor (03/30/2013) [-]
50 Shades of Pray
#4 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
screencapped own comment 0/10
User avatar #5 to #4 - kanayamaryam (03/30/2013) [-]
You're really gonna question Satan's methods.
#29 - YourAnalProbe (03/30/2013) [-]
That's understandable, who the hell would want their balls squeezed?
#2 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Who doesn't love taking things out of context!
User avatar #7 to #2 - whipptron (03/30/2013) [-]
what context could possibly, possibly make that okay?
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#34 - Spikeydeath (03/30/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Its funny that most Atheists read the bible better then Christians.
User avatar #36 to #34 - Crusader (03/30/2013) [-]
That's because most critically thinking Christians think critically and realize that most of the laws in the bible are outdated and if they were followed, would lead to persecution and would conflict with the most important teaching that Christians believe in. Love one another, love your neighbour, your brother, your parents, your enemies, hate the sin and not the sinner. And they realize that they are not without sin and only those innocent of crimes may judge people because of them.

inb4 most christians don't act that way

That would be why I said "critically thinking Christians"


besides the point, why do people hate christians? If it helps them be decent people, then why are you angry.
User avatar #15 - AresX (03/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Why does the guy named Satan have the pope's cross as his profile picture?
#27 to #17 - monaro (03/30/2013) [-]
Though that hasn't been the case all that long. The Inverted Cross or the Cross of St. Peter is a traditional symbol of Christianity especially in Catholicism. St. Peter wanted to be crucified upside-down because he thought that he didn't deserve to die the same way as Jesus. So, it's actually a symbol of humility. Anti-Christian movements just thought that since a cross is a Christian symbol, the inverted one must then be anti-Christian.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 to #37 - paparazzi (03/30/2013) [-]
i just checked it does.. this is ****** up o.o
User avatar #24 - zzzanzitron (03/30/2013) [-]
i mean really, old testament are just the ,most unrealistic rules i've ever read
#14 - lolerbot (03/30/2013) [-]
That scenario is... just... what?
#12 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Can't argue with that logic....
#10 - HarvietheDinkle (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"neuteronomy"
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"A few seconds ago"

Every time.
User avatar #41 - dickticklerluv (03/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Okay here's the Bible abridged

Don't be a dick
User avatar #43 to #41 - flamingpie (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm sure Hitler agreed.
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