How to order subway. Tags are BR's. You have been warned.. HEW be the wars! monstrosity tn ever waddle inte Huehuehueh Pstart with veggies yourself and order a  Gibe moni plOx
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How to order subway

Tags are BR's. You have been warned.

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HEW be the wars! monstrosity tn ever waddle inte Huehuehueh
Pstart with veggies
yourself and order a feeling en l".' lettere Cheddar bread
That bread falls apart more than any other, and it can' t hold liquid so the mes will **** it inte _
Eerder ene of the 'tray' meats, IE steak, tuna, er any of the chicken dishes
attire: Ord er the mast beef; it' s 80% frozen 100% of the time and it' s a bitch to separate into eight pieces for the newish
t have them tea st it unless there' s a huge rush.
Eerder mesh ence we' re an veggies so they have ts go back
skit them that you cerny in often and you want them press the '3' button an the microwave
On 3, it will cent: so kmg it' ll burn the everythiing **** em of the employees hands when they pluck it out of the
their name to the end of every sentence frem here en emit
31' s}! them yeti want ********* at lettuce, cucumber, and tomaters
for lets of pickles; they' re possible tn place an the sandwich just right
for mi and vinegar
********* . Oil and vinegar. Goddamned. Overload
saturate that **** .
I want you ma that sandwich so wet it is sewing
Sewing.
Wet.
for heavy oregano then tell them w u' re good
Mitm' t have them cut it, the fun has just begum
they' re trying to fold this behemoth of a sandwich, remind them that you want guacamole.
sandwich, pay fer the extra bacon and gum
to bathrom with sandwich
Hiram sandwich We terlet
Knever return.
You magnificent bastard.
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#1 - teranin ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
I was hoping a post today would actually make me laugh out loud, and not just have slight amusement. Well done OP
I was hoping a post today would actually make me laugh out loud, and not just have slight amusement. Well done OP
#9 - andytang (03/29/2013) [-]
OMG my family thinks i'm crazy now

i dont know if your the actual poster or not but this is clearly a diamond in the sea of piss gj
User avatar #2 - fatherfucker (03/29/2013) [-]
SubHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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#7 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
I like to order the messiest biggest monster of a sandwich they have, load it up with all their goodies, get to the till and tell them I forgot my wallet.
#4 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
actually... i work at subway. and pressing 3 on the microwave is only 30 seconds. longer still wont bother us, we burn ourselves on bread pans hourly, so we are used to the pain.
#3 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
I thought Anon was the guy behind the counter? Did I miss out?
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