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WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Give Nicolas Cage the Declaration of Independence.
Nicolas Cage deserves the Declaration Independence. He is a National Treasure. Having stolen the
Declaration Once, he is clearly capable daing again, het cheeses not to out the kindness his
heart. He sheild he rewarded tor his were as an actor and a historian has haing given the Declaration
Independence.
Created: Mar 26, 201 3
Issues: Arts and Humanities
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - malinko
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(03/29/2013) [-]
eh wanted me to sign up for ****. i dont **** up for ****.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xmeatshieldx [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/29/2013) [-]
you don't **** up for ****?
User avatar #4 to #3 - malinko
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/29/2013) [-]
meant sign up for ****.

id go back and fix it, but this is below my attentions.
User avatar #9 - leglesslegolegolas
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/30/2013) [-]
Do these even work?
User avatar #8 - jusbox
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(03/30/2013) [-]
I accidentally made a Skyrim character that looked a lot like Nicholas Cage. I downloaded mods so that he could be a ******* master of kung fu and beat anyone with his ******* fists. It was the fist of fury, the fist of rage, the fist... of Cage.
#5 - drtfgyhuj
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(03/30/2013) [-]
the number of signatures has gone down, 402 are required now.
User avatar #6 to #5 - xmeatshieldx [OP]
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/30/2013) [-]
that's how many there currently are.
#7 to #6 - drtfgyhuj
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(03/30/2013) [-]
clearly i had a massive brain derp, and read the descriptions the wrong way round
User avatar #1 - nicolbolas
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(03/29/2013) [-]
maybe tomorrow