First World Problems. . MY HAND IS TOO FAT TO SHOVE INTO THE PRINGLES CONTAINER SO I AM FORCED TO TILT IT. I DIDN' T HAVE A SHINY CHILDHOOD. SO I CAN' T TURN MY First World Problems MY HAND IS TOO FAT TO SHOVE INTO THE PRINGLES CONTAINER SO I AM FORCED TILT IT DIDN' T HAVE A SHINY CHILDHOOD CAN' TURN
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First World Problems

MY HAND IS TOO FAT TO SHOVE INTO
THE PRINGLES CONTAINER SO I AM
FORCED TO TILT IT.
I DIDN' T HAVE A SHINY CHILDHOOD.
SO I CAN' T TURN MY PAIN INTO ART.
I HAD TOO MUCH FOOD FOR LUNCH
AND NOW I' M TIRED
I FORGOT TO BRING MY PHONE WITH
ME WHEN I WENT TO POOP AND I WAS
BORED THE ENTIRE TIME.
I' M KIND OF HUNGRY, BUT MY
ROOMMATE HAS GUESTS OVER, SO IF I
GO INTO THE KITCHEN I' M GOING TO
HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I HAVE TO FIND MY OWN GIRLFRIEND
BECAUSE MY CULTURE DOESN' T
PRACTICE ARRANGED MARRIAGE.
I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ITUNES AND
HAD TO WAIT 2 MINUTES FOR IT TO
OPEN BEFORE I COULD CLOSE IT
AGAIN.
MY GPS MADE ME DRIVE THROUGH THE
GHETTO.
I' M TRYING TO TEXT WHILE AT A RED
LIGHT, BUT] KEEP MAKING ALL THE
GREENS.
I CAN' T HEAR THE TV WHILE I' M EATING
CRUNCHY SNACKS
THE DOMINO' S PIZZA TRACKER IS NOT
WORKING. NOW I DON' T KNOW WHEN
TO PUT MY PANTS ON.
MY LAPTOP IS LOW ON BATTERY. BUT
THE CHARGER IS OVER THERE.
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Views: 3614 Submitted: 03/29/2013