When aliens contact humans.... those 12-years old have so much wisdom inside them......probably they thought eating a enciclopedia would make them look cooler i
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When aliens contact humans...

those 12-years old have so much wisdom inside them......probably they thought eating a enciclopedia would make them look cooler in front of their friends.

Gram had learned the human Dengue try intercepting
transmissions from a primitive data the earthlings
called 'Xbox Live’.
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Submitted: 03/29/2013
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#3 - gibroner (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the interplanetary marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret abductions on redneck farmers, and I have over 300 confirmed probings. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Gorgelparx armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on your primitive class 5 planet, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the SETI broadcast? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your radio signal is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your planet. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare tentacles. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Galactic Federation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (03/29/2013) [-]
Allow me to beam you up to frontpage
#7 - applescryatnight (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
or is it a mustache and a frown?
User avatar #5 - mockichii (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Reminds me of the 3rd Hitchhiker's Guide book..
#2 - teranin ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
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