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Anon phones an ex

sbe 20
sjust got taut m a relations hip, was with her fur 4 years
sshe bruke up with me taut & nu where, nu reasen, nu explanation
ffind taut she faund someune new, and that she' s been cheating m me
the whale time
got really depressed
steak sume time m
spast forward two years
shear she was having a kid
spearta she was wing m get married mu
Q m living my life
hear she looses the baby
changed with friends at my place me night and got drunk
appearently I ask friend m let me mm her phine
swith my friends phine I decided m call my an fur sume reasen
my friends say it went like this
s" hella, can I please speak m miss?"
s" Miss what? timid yuu give me her last name"
s" carriage"
sceane was m speaker my friends heard her burst taut in anger calling me a fun: king ass hale and uther things
hi tiamat remember ever making that phine call
Wm fun when I' m drunk
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User avatar #13 - profflippystix (03/29/2013) [+] (142 replies)
happened to me. how it went down.
>started dating a girl right after i broke up with my last. horrible realtionship.
>me horrible family problems.
>girl beat me and treated me like **** for about a year before i realized i dont have to take this and i dont deserve it.
>break up
>get with another girl 2 days after
>first tell her about all my problems and that i couldnt take anymore horrible relationships, i appear confident but inside a emotional wreck. probley would kill myself.
>assures me of everything and promises ill be her everything
>beautiful 8/10 treated me like her everything. treated her amazing. bought her everything
>let her move in because of her horrible family problems.
>fast forward 3 years of happiness...
>shes about to leave to cali to see her best guy friend she talked to the entire time
>skitsophrenic and heroin attic
>feel bad for him
>tells me she wants a ring before she leaves.
>go out and buy nice $1200 ring that dried up most of my savings and my grampa said hell pay for the wedding.
>big plans
>find note two days before her trip in a spiral notebook i picked up to write somthing down before i left to work
>whole plan on why shes been on a diet and how their going to **** like wild animals
>feels bad man.jpeg
#14 to #13 - profflippystix (03/29/2013) [-]
cont.   
>flip out   
>shes in living room, throw book down at her feetand grab all the "little notes" she written down and through them in the fireplace and called her a cunt ass cheating tweet strangler   
>throw her stuff out and cancel the airline ticket i bought her.   
>told her to find her own way to her 						****					 buddy   
>fall into deep depression for 2 and a half years.   
>only thing keeping me alive is my german shepard bella. only loyal girl ive ever had...   
>fast forward 2 years.   
>facebook at its roar and i had my account for half a year.    
>she messages me out of the blue wanting to make amends   
>things going good than all of a sudden blames me for everything   
>simple reply "maybe if i go out and get a few personalities and shoot up some heroin maybe youll love me again"   
>her.    
>sob uncontrolably and call me and asswhole.   
never heared from her again. find out he cheated on her and she killed herself. honestly i dont even care she did. joy kind filled my heart when i found out.   
does that make me a bad person funnyjunk... thumb either way... first time i ever vented it since im still single and have 0 best friends and 2 ok friends plus no co-worker likes me...
cont.
>flip out
>shes in living room, throw book down at her feetand grab all the "little notes" she written down and through them in the fireplace and called her a cunt ass cheating tweet strangler
>throw her stuff out and cancel the airline ticket i bought her.
>told her to find her own way to her **** buddy
>fall into deep depression for 2 and a half years.
>only thing keeping me alive is my german shepard bella. only loyal girl ive ever had...
>fast forward 2 years.
>facebook at its roar and i had my account for half a year.
>she messages me out of the blue wanting to make amends
>things going good than all of a sudden blames me for everything
>simple reply "maybe if i go out and get a few personalities and shoot up some heroin maybe youll love me again"
>her.
>sob uncontrolably and call me and asswhole.
never heared from her again. find out he cheated on her and she killed herself. honestly i dont even care she did. joy kind filled my heart when i found out.
does that make me a bad person funnyjunk... thumb either way... first time i ever vented it since im still single and have 0 best friends and 2 ok friends plus no co-worker likes me...
#1 - tacomanofthenorth (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That was brilliant .. Oh lord im in tears . Miss carriage .
#76 - sparox (03/29/2013) [+] (11 replies)
**sparox rolled a random image posted in comment #656 at Headshot ** what I do when I'm drunk
#93 - srhkid (03/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was with a girl for 2 years, she cheated on me with a guy who beats her and makes her feel like nothing. I feel better knowing she is unhappy and scared now

Damn. I sound like a sick basterd now..
#123 - cyanidesandvich (03/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>meet girl 7/10 (not bad for my standards)
>get along pretty well
>after a month start dating
>going pretty good for 3 months
>see her with another guy making out, know she's cheating on me
>play it cool out of anger to wait for best moment.
>eventually ask her about it
>she shrugs it off
>keep asking her about it and she keeps shrugging it off
#124 to #123 - cyanidesandvich (03/29/2013) [-]
cont.

>eventually confesses
>she hadn't cheated on me.
>she'd been cheating with me, the other guy had been with her for about a year
>through a friend of hers find out about him
>chat through facebook and ask to meet up
>tell the dude what had been going on
>he get's angry and throws punches
>i end up taking one and then stop him after that
>i calm him down and tell him i'm leaving that skank
>he goes on seeing her for about a week
>contacts me through facebook that he dumped her
>feelsrighteousman.mpeg
>we decide to hang out and play vidya
>lost a girlfriend and got a bro.

the bitch got really fat after that and became like a 4/10 instead.
#112 - harryblazer (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
never thought id get to use this again
#5 - ujellybro (03/29/2013) [-]
why can't I stop laughing
#49 - swaggotflaps (03/29/2013) [-]
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#65 - silverlance (03/29/2013) [-]
This is despicable and I love it
This is despicable and I love it
#116 - alucardshellhound (03/29/2013) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1338870 at Friendly **
#46 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
That bitch had it coming really.
#166 - kimiz (03/29/2013) [-]
Miss Carriage... 						*******					 genius...
Miss Carriage... ******* genius...
#77 - toughactintinactin (03/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Im surprised miscarriage isn't in the comments
Im surprised miscarriage isn't in the comments
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#28 to #27 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
Like OMG you're so edgy. STFU
#11 - saturous (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
erb anyone?
erb anyone?
#131 - awildniglet (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yes
#100 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I would punch this guy if he ever did this to someone I know.

Like seriously, this is one grade A level assholeness.
#132 - RKOViper (03/29/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
User avatar #20 - amadeuseap (03/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i will enjoy greeting you all in hell
#7 - bassline (03/29/2013) [-]
This is Beautiful.
This is Beautiful.
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