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#30 - onceman (03/29/2013) [-]
So a boy "went to heaven" and when he "saw Jesus" this is what "he looked like"

I'm not sure If I believe this, hence the quotation marks, but as you can see, his hair wasn't that long
#44 to #30 - englman ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Given the time period, area, and culture of the time, He definitely didn't have long hair. "Long-haired, skinny, white Jesus" was pretty much just made up to appeal to silly White people who can't believe in a 'brown messiah'.. He probably did look like this picture, or at least very similar. (I'm not sure what color He would have been though.. I would imagine Him more tan myself.) But then again, what color were Jews back then anyway? *shrugs*

I'm Christian
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User avatar #38 to #30 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
So a North African was white... hmmm
User avatar #43 to #38 - onceman (03/29/2013) [-]
This Jesus actually looks pretty middle-eastern, my friend from Jordan told me there are a lot of pale people.
User avatar #48 to #43 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
...Really? That's weird... Equatorially speaking, people from Jordan should be a sort of tan brownish colour to balance bodily investment to skin pigmentation to UV resistance...
User avatar #51 to #48 - onceman (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, the majority of people were dark skinned, but a pale skinned person wasn't rare is what I'm saying.
User avatar #40 to #38 - HarvietheDinkle (03/29/2013) [-]
Bethlehem is in Israel

That's not in Africa.
User avatar #47 to #40 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
fun fact, Israel is in the spot that connect north africa to europe to Asia... But I guess geography is hard for people...
User avatar #49 to #47 - HarvietheDinkle (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, it must be

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel

"Israel has the highest standard of living in the Middle East, and the third highest in Asia."
User avatar #55 to #49 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Fun Fact, the Middle East includes parts of North Africa.
#56 to #55 - HarvietheDinkle (03/29/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: those parts aren't Israel.

There shouldn't even be an argument here.

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User avatar #64 to #56 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Funny, it doesn't say Middle East like you said. Even funnier is that earlier I said it's at the spot that connects North Africa to Asia to Europe...
User avatar #66 to #64 - HarvietheDinkle (03/29/2013) [-]
Middle East is partly in Asia; partly in Africa. Doesn't negate what I said at all.

You claimed that Israel is in North Africa by calling Jesus a "North African"

It's not - it's in Asia.

Even Israel's tourism board says this.

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User avatar #32 to #30 - cossackwhoop (03/29/2013) [-]
Looks like Mad Max.
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