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#39 - McBalls (03/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Texas is like the america of america.
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#42 - someguyonthewebz (03/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I ******* love my state.
User avatar #11 - andalitemadness (03/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Not as good as my friends bumper sticker. It says, "A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity."
#12 to #11 - neednsfw (03/29/2013) [-]
All that on a bumper sticker, eh?
#53 - fuckinniggers (03/29/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Alright story time. my first one be gentle   
Working at a gun shop. 						*******					 love guns. Smells like freedom everyday at the store. One day some Russian dude walks in. He is dragging a big box and can't get in. Asks me if I can help him out. Sure why not. Spec ops marine works at the store too, his freedom senses tingle a little bit. Calmly places hand on his sidearm, just in case. I grab the box and pull as hard as I can. It's heavy as hell. I manage to get the box in anyway. Smells like communism. Ask the dirty commie what is in it. Says that it is week old cabbage and vodka from motherland. Spec ops marine's freedom sense is on red alert now. Dirty commie wants to trade for one of our new ak47s. Ask him what he wants it for. He says it would be for "fun". I instantly remember that dirty communists like to steal freedom for fun. I look at the marine and he nods to me. The marine draws and shoots. Dirty communist blocks the bullets with his week old cabbage shield. Marine keeps firing. Dirty Commie dives into the box of vodka and week old cabbage. 						*****					 impenetrable. Red and Yellow sparks start flying out of the box. Dirty Commie is evolving!. Dirty Commie evolved into Stalin!. Box explodes from the sheer amount of communism, sending the week old cabbage flying everywhere leveling the shop. Stalin laughs and proceeds to engage the marine in hand to hand combat. Marine holds his own but his freedom is slowly being drained. I try to help by doing a flying high kick like the mantis in kung fu panda. Stalin's cabbage shield blocks my kick and sends me flying out into the street. I look up. See American flag. Army has arrived. Engages Stalin. Stalin's cabbage shield is too powerful. Stalin wipes out most of the army. Army starts retreating. I grab the flag and charge patriot style. mfw. NO RETREAT 						*************					!! Stab Stalin straight through his Dirty Commie heart with the flag. Too much freedom. Stalin reverts back into cabbage. We all go bowling afterwards
Alright story time. my first one be gentle
Working at a gun shop. ******* love guns. Smells like freedom everyday at the store. One day some Russian dude walks in. He is dragging a big box and can't get in. Asks me if I can help him out. Sure why not. Spec ops marine works at the store too, his freedom senses tingle a little bit. Calmly places hand on his sidearm, just in case. I grab the box and pull as hard as I can. It's heavy as hell. I manage to get the box in anyway. Smells like communism. Ask the dirty commie what is in it. Says that it is week old cabbage and vodka from motherland. Spec ops marine's freedom sense is on red alert now. Dirty commie wants to trade for one of our new ak47s. Ask him what he wants it for. He says it would be for "fun". I instantly remember that dirty communists like to steal freedom for fun. I look at the marine and he nods to me. The marine draws and shoots. Dirty communist blocks the bullets with his week old cabbage shield. Marine keeps firing. Dirty Commie dives into the box of vodka and week old cabbage. ***** impenetrable. Red and Yellow sparks start flying out of the box. Dirty Commie is evolving!. Dirty Commie evolved into Stalin!. Box explodes from the sheer amount of communism, sending the week old cabbage flying everywhere leveling the shop. Stalin laughs and proceeds to engage the marine in hand to hand combat. Marine holds his own but his freedom is slowly being drained. I try to help by doing a flying high kick like the mantis in kung fu panda. Stalin's cabbage shield blocks my kick and sends me flying out into the street. I look up. See American flag. Army has arrived. Engages Stalin. Stalin's cabbage shield is too powerful. Stalin wipes out most of the army. Army starts retreating. I grab the flag and charge patriot style. mfw. NO RETREAT ************* !! Stab Stalin straight through his Dirty Commie heart with the flag. Too much freedom. Stalin reverts back into cabbage. We all go bowling afterwards
#27 - kisushima (03/29/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Heh, say what you want about Americans and MUH FREEDOMS, but I do love their sense of humour - and this is coming from a Brit.

And yes I'm being nice because I just had my morning (I got up late) cup of tea. Top Ho.
#30 to #27 - hatmanjmc (03/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - ipwnkitties (03/29/2013) [-]
I love how it says "DODGE" right underneath
#44 - dishie (03/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Everyone seems to be jumping the gun lately!
#81 - mummyslittlebitch (03/29/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I hate these piece of **** redneck assholes that think they're so hard because they own guns. And want EVERYONE to know about it. This is America. Everyone owns guns, including me. **** you, you pussy.
User avatar #83 to #81 - breadbasket (03/29/2013) [-]
Everyone owns guns everywhere. Not just America.

You'd be stupid -not- to own a gun. I mean, it shouldn't be your intent to use these guns, but they're 100% needed for household protection.
User avatar #29 - randomserb (03/29/2013) [-]
I can't help but imagine this person with a large abdomen, a neckbeard, shorts and a trucker cap.
#14 - anonmynous (03/29/2013) [-]
I just graduated in physics and I got a bumper sticker that says "Particle Physics Gives Me A Hadron"
#95 - golbot (03/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How can you tell if someones from texas?

they'll let you know.
#80 - HarvietheDinkle (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#8 - tokitheviking (03/29/2013) [-]
Stereotypical Texan
User avatar #7 - mrjweezy (03/29/2013) [-]
buddy of mine has one that says " work hard because those on welfare depend on it"
User avatar #28 - benedicto (03/29/2013) [-]
his plate- AK5-7__
AK57
so close...
User avatar #25 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (03/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Maybe if you didn't buy a huge fuel-guzzling truck and
feel the need to own a gun in the first place, times
wouldn't be so hard...
User avatar #31 to #25 - kingrayne (03/29/2013) [-]
Why are you
hitting enter
in the middle of sentences?
User avatar #67 - capnwetnipples (03/29/2013) [-]
i get it...DODGE
User avatar #1 - badjokesjimmmy (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nice photoshoot
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