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User avatar #4 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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Tell her to stop flashing strangers on the net.
#7 to #4 - dafuckisthisshit
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#15 to #7 - teranin
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When did Sarah Jessica Parker die?
Moreover, what are you planning to do with that bat?
#73 to #4 - rufless
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#94 to #73 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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look at the first reply.   
   
Here, I'll quote it for you.   
   
"Take her to the hospital now. Bleach is like poison and can kill you or make you very ill."
look at the first reply.

Here, I'll quote it for you.

"Take her to the hospital now. Bleach is like poison and can kill you or make you very ill."
#111 to #94 - anon id: 6c6b0c0c
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"until he feels okay"
"and he will be alright"

I say it's something in between.
#112 to #111 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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Trap or Futa.


Is the same, we still want pics.
#141 to #4 - ganjalf
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Comment Picture
User avatar #5 to #4 - sanguinesolitude
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brutal i love it
#16 - epicburana
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#131 to #16 - stanleys
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#53 to #16 - zekest
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well, English isnt my 1st language, but shouldnt it be "I drank it?"
User avatar #55 to #53 - kolsinder
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No, because it's occurring in the present.
#125 to #53 - hairibar
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what's your first one?
#144 to #125 - zekest
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Czech
#8 - theableacher
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Give the child lots of water, and make sure he/she does not throw up. Parents should really know this...   
   
Also they should drive the child to the hospital.
Give the child lots of water, and make sure he/she does not throw up. Parents should really know this...

Also they should drive the child to the hospital.
#62 to #8 - greensky
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I've specifically logged in to tell you how wrong you are.
If a kid drinks bleach you give him milk, a lot of milk and he has to throw up, then you take him to the hospital.
I mean seriously ...
#68 to #62 - gisuar
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if you make it vomit the bleach passes oesophagus a second time combined with the acid in your stomach which would make everything worse

i don't want to piss you off just make sure you know why this isn't a good idea
#80 to #68 - yaysuperduper
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Acid + Base = Neutral
So it won't damage your esophagus.
Enjoy the free chemistry lesson, you need it.
#81 to #80 - gisuar
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and you think kids drink exactly that amount of bleach you need to neutralise everything?
#84 to #81 - yaysuperduper
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No, your body tries to secrete enough acid to acidify everything in your stomach, but because there is a very basic substance (bleach) that may be difficult and result in a more neutral than acidic solution.
#88 to #81 - greensky
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science_bitch.jpg
#89 to #88 - gisuar
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think whatever you want internet arguments are a waste of time i just realised it once more
User avatar #66 to #62 - grocer
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Idiot.

"If you suspect this has happened, wipe away any excess from the skin, give him sips of water or milk to drink (do NOT make the person vomit). Find out what the chemical was and seek medical advice."

www.bbc.co.uk/health/treatments/first_aid/procedures/poisoning.shtml
#79 to #8 - yaysuperduper
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Actually no, throwing up the bleach is a good thing. You just don't want them to aspirate (breathe in) that vomit when they do. It isn't that toxic, and there is most likely no need to go to the hospital unless it was a lot of bleach.

It's funny that you say all parents should know this stuff when you don't even know it
#17 to #8 - anon id: 46b9b5e0
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that gif gives me feels
User avatar #60 to #8 - theableacher
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On a different note. Should your child swallow poison, then they should throw up and not drink any fluids. Get to the hospital.
User avatar #10 to #8 - arandomanon
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I thought milk was what you should give to them if they drank bleach...
User avatar #11 to #10 - theableacher
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Anything which will neutralize it, so it isn't as dangerous.
#12 to #11 - arandomanon
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I didn't know just plain water would neutralize it...
User avatar #18 to #12 - angelmatvey
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It'll certainly dilute it, at least. I'm pretty sure that's the first thing you should do when you accidentally drink anything bad.
#20 to #8 - ssjlink
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Why should they not throw up?
#45 to #20 - anon id: 265be404
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The stomach is designed for keeping acidic substances - the throat is not, basically you want to keep it down in the stomach where it's "safe" - to avoid damaging the throat further by having it go back and forth.
User avatar #65 to #45 - inetus
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I can see what you're trying to get at there but bleach is a basic substance... It's like a 13 on the pH scale.
User avatar #6 - drdiddly
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"Doctor, what is wrong? Is my daughter going to be okay?!"
"I don't know..."
"Oh no! Will she die?"
"I'm not sure but in a few more facebook likes and 3 more comments, I can find out!"
"But my child is very sick!"
"Oh! Another comment. Ma'am we're getting close..."
"Please help my daughter!"
"Look I've got 498 likes. I need two more likes and two more comments."

This hospital stuff reminds me of the woman who went to the hospital and died because she was supposed to arrive in an ambulence
#9 - krizziskill **User deleted account**
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#23 to #9 - jahnaids
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Are we seriously still dong this?
User avatar #44 to #23 - irvea
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Yes we still dong this.
#56 to #9 - seratyo
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Why? I was having such a good time...
Why? I was having such a good time...
User avatar #21 to #9 - kingarturi
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you... little...jerk.
#22 to #21 - ZaktheAssassin
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#57 to #21 - krizziskill **User deleted account**
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User avatar #29 to #21 - amadeuseap
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excuse me kind sir, have i missed something?
#33 to #29 - kingarturi
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that person basically did the same thing.
User avatar #51 to #33 - ironhyde
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****...you got me.. thought i learned some ****.
User avatar #35 to #33 - amadeuseap
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wow it has been a while since i've seen one of those posts. i didn't recognize it til now
User avatar #37 to #35 - kingarturi
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we never do, and that's the problem.
#30 - tyroneisanigger
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What you should do?
Give him/her a Facebook memorial page!
User avatar #108 to #30 - bighairyfart
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Who is that?
#132 to #108 - tyroneisanigger
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Assuming you are being serious here. She is Amanda Todd. She committed suicide by drinking bleach. Why might you ask? She was in an online chat room Chatroulette or Omegle or some ****, she flashed her tits to the guy on the other end he took a screenshot. A couple weeks later the guy asked for a private lap dance or show and if she refused he would release the photo of her boobies. She didn't. He released her boobies photo. She got bullied in school for it, everyone knew basically. She offed herself. She had like 600 Facebook memorial pages dedicated to her. That's just a general description of what all when on. I'm unsure about specific details.
#133 to #132 - bighairyfart
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Well, I was being serious, so thank you. That gave me a little feel.
#43 - TARDIS
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This could go one of two ways.
User avatar #42 - errdayimfjing
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Man OP, I feel like Phasebook is actually a much better name for the site.
#77 - ramzar
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Tell him to piss in the washing machine so none goes to waste.
Tell him to piss in the washing machine so none goes to waste.
#1 - shagtastic
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It's not poison, It's like poison.
#25 to #1 - gameshredder
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How about you test this theory for us.
How about you test this theory for us.
#26 to #25 - shagtastic
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You guys all misunderstood me I meant it as a sarcastic comment. I know bleach is poison I'm not ******* 10.
#27 to #26 - gameshredder
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>Internet   
>Sarcasm   
   
Good luck.
>Internet
>Sarcasm

Good luck.
User avatar #34 to #27 - shagtastic
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No kidding.