I'm alive!

#4 - dukeofdickbutt

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(03/29/2013) [-]

It was on sentence, was it really all that hard to spell check it?

#9 to #4 - mookiez

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(03/29/2013) [-]

******* love grammatical irony.

#5 to #4 - ninetwenty [OP]

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(03/29/2013) [-]

one*

"check it" - No, not really

#6 to #5 - dukeofdickbutt

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(03/29/2013) [-]

I feel really dumb now. :I

#7 to #6 - ninetwenty [OP]

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#30 to #6 - facadeon

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You should of said it was part of the joke.

#1 - awildniglet

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(03/28/2013) [-]

You and every other first child out there

#42 to #1 - mythichyphen

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(03/29/2013) [-]

I'm pretty sure I wasn't planned but my big brother was.

#11 to #1 - bensho

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(03/29/2013) [-]

I take offence to this.

#17 to #1 - finni

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(03/29/2013) [-]

Yeah... Everything they told me about them wanting a baby and getting me was probably a lie and the condom just broke, but they didn't take the abortion. Well, I can only say that death won't get me that easy!

#2 to #1 - ninetwenty [OP]

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(03/28/2013) [-]

Survivers

#8 to #2 - thesupervillian

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(03/29/2013) [-]

*survivors

#20 - daonenonlii

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(03/29/2013) [-]

I actually saw a comic once where I guess the person was sitting on a chair and they began to fall backwards, which feels ******* horrifying, then it shows a poker face and right after that I shouldn't be alive pic... I laughed so hard at this I wish I could see again :( I would save it this time.

#21 to #20 - ninetwenty [OP]

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(03/29/2013) [-]

Here you go :)

#22 to #21 - daonenonlii

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(03/29/2013) [-]

I ******* love you so hard right now!

#26 to #22 - ninetwenty [OP]

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#25 - eiaisqzbsesb

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(03/29/2013) [-]

Fun fact, my mother was using a spiral when I was concieved.

#29 to #25 - ninetwenty [OP]

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#31 to #29 - eiaisqzbsesb

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(03/29/2013) [-]

Oh. My. God.
I am the saviour of mankind. And now that I'm an adult, my work begins.

#32 to #31 - ButtonFly

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(03/29/2013) [-]

I was born on the day of the Rapture.
I've been waiting for you.

#36 to #29 - trojanmannn

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(03/29/2013) [-]

ok what the actual **** is a spiral. google is not helping

#37 to #36 - ninetwenty [OP]

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(03/29/2013) [-]

Google search "spiral contraception" ;)

#33 - shutupandrapeme

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(03/29/2013) [-]

Story time, guise.
>Parents watching football game
>Dad decides to be adventurous
>Tells my mom "If (this team) wins, then I don't have to use a condom tonight"
>Mom goes with it
>Dad doesn't pull out in time
>Fast forward 2 months
>Dad wants an abortion
>Mom doesn't
>Decide to flip a coin to choose my fate
>Mom wins
>Mfw I was conceived by luck and born by luck

#16 - tmpr

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(03/29/2013) [-]

*comdem *
reterd.....

#39 to #16 - cynicalskin

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(03/29/2013) [-]

*reterd*

#23 to #16 - hargleblarg

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(03/29/2013) [-]

Two words...one of which was a spelling error...and still you ****** up.
1) He says "comdom" not "comdem" (yes, it's spelled "condom")
2) It's "retard", which, judging from your comment, you are.

3) **** you and have a nice day.

#41 to #23 - tmpr

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(03/29/2013) [-]

that's the joke you cunt.