I'm alive!

It was on sentence, was it really all that hard to spell check it?

You and every other first child out there

I actually saw a comic once where I guess the person was sitting on a chair and they began to fall backwards, which feels ******* horrifying, then it shows a poker face and right after that I shouldn't be alive pic... I laughed so hard at this I wish I could see again :( I would save it this time.

Fun fact, my mother was using a spiral when I was concieved.

Story time, guise.
>Parents watching football game
>Dad decides to be adventurous
>Tells my mom "If (this team) wins, then I don't have to use a condom tonight"
>Mom goes with it
>Dad doesn't pull out in time
>Fast forward 2 months
>Dad wants an abortion
>Mom doesn't
>Decide to flip a coin to choose my fate
>Mom wins
>Mfw I was conceived by luck and born by luck

*comdem *
reterd.....

Comdom

condom*

>comdom

Man I hate when people say comdom

Wow, your post sucked, I wish you weren't alive.

TFW I was legitimately an accident.

TFW my parents sometimes refer to me as a "pleasant surprise."

**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #3526854 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Stfu I was almost an abortion and a miscarriage, my son and I spit int he face of mother nature every ******* day.

I know that feel, bro. ;_;

My mom was raped...
there was no condom...