I'm alive!. . The brake while my parents were having sex!. You and every other first child out there
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I'm alive!

The ****** brake
while my parents
were having sex!
...
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Submitted: 03/28/2013
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User avatar #1 - awildniglet (03/28/2013) [-]
You and every other first child out there
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User avatar #2 to #1 - ninetwenty (03/28/2013) [-]
Survivers
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User avatar #8 to #2 - thesupervillian (03/29/2013) [-]
*survivors
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#17 to #1 - finni (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah... Everything they told me about them wanting a baby and getting me was probably a lie and the condom just broke, but they didn't take the abortion. Well, I can only say that death won't get me that easy!
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#11 to #1 - bensho (03/29/2013) [-]
I take offence to this.
I take offence to this.
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User avatar #42 to #1 - mythichyphen (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I wasn't planned but my big brother was.
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User avatar #20 - daonenonlii (03/29/2013) [-]
I actually saw a comic once where I guess the person was sitting on a chair and they began to fall backwards, which feels ******* horrifying, then it shows a poker face and right after that I shouldn't be alive pic... I laughed so hard at this I wish I could see again :( I would save it this time.
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#21 to #20 - ninetwenty (03/29/2013) [-]
Here you go :)
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User avatar #22 to #21 - daonenonlii (03/29/2013) [-]
I ******* love you so hard right now!
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User avatar #25 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Fun fact, my mother was using a spiral when I was concieved.
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User avatar #31 to #29 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Oh. My. God.
I am the saviour of mankind. And now that I'm an adult, my work begins.
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User avatar #36 to #29 - trojanmannn (03/29/2013) [-]
ok what the actual **** is a spiral. google is not helping
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User avatar #37 to #36 - ninetwenty (03/29/2013) [-]
Google search "spiral contraception" ;)
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User avatar #16 - tmpr (03/29/2013) [-]
*comdem *
reterd.....
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User avatar #23 to #16 - hargleblarg (03/29/2013) [-]
Two words...one of which was a spelling error...and still you ****** up.
1) He says "comdom" not "comdem" (yes, it's spelled "condom")
2) It's "retard", which, judging from your comment, you are.

3) **** you and have a nice day.
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#27 to #23 - mugigs (03/29/2013) [-]
are you serious?
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#28 to #27 - hargleblarg (03/29/2013) [-]
No.
No.
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User avatar #46 to #28 - tmpr (03/29/2013) [-]
you srsly don't know when someone is kidding ******* .
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User avatar #41 to #23 - tmpr (03/29/2013) [-]
that's the joke you **** .
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#43 to #41 - deathstare (03/29/2013) [-]
Made me laugh though
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#39 to #16 - cynicalskin (03/29/2013) [-]
*reterd*
*reterd*
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#47 - unclemagic (04/01/2013) [-]
Comdom
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#19 - electromuffin (03/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#3 - backwardsracecar (03/28/2013) [-]
condom*
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#24 - soldiertwo (03/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #13 - adunsaveme (03/29/2013) [-]
Man I hate when people say comdom
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#44 - 2scared2login (03/29/2013) [-]
my mom said she would stop after having twins my mom almost did with my older sister but the other twin was a miscarriage i was right after here birth wise
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User avatar #40 - johananas (03/29/2013) [-]
Wow, your post sucked, I wish you weren't alive.
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#38 - moustachefingers (03/29/2013) [-]
TFW I was legitimately an accident. TFW my parents sometimes refer to me as a "pleasant surprise."
TFW I was legitimately an accident.

TFW my parents sometimes refer to me as a "pleasant surprise."
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#35 - terrorrizor (03/29/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #3526854 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Stfu I was almost an abortion and a miscarriage, my son and I spit int he face of mother nature every ******* day.
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User avatar #18 - gushersoneonefour (03/29/2013) [-]
I know that feel, bro. ;_;
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User avatar #15 - rummler (03/29/2013) [-]
My mom was raped...
there was no condom...
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