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User avatar #11 - connorjay (03/29/2013) [-]
I can get a job, but feel like people anger me to sabotage it sometimes...

In work we pour energy drink into the glass, and put the jager in a shot next to it.
So I do this, turn around the dumb bitch knocks over two of her shots (out of 7)

She looks at me with her wrinkly eyes (late 30s, thinking she's 18) and smiles asking for two more shots.
I tell her I can't do that, as it's not my fault.

Then this cunt shows she has claws and starts screaming at me that she has spent over £100 in the bar that night and that she's paying my wages, and that I pretty much owe her a couple of free shots anyway!

I explain to her that if I give her two free shots, I'd get sacked, plain and simple. Giving out free alcohol is retarded, and illegal I think...

So she's screaming at me, I take away her drinks and tell her she can't have them until she pays anyway. She does, and then asks for her two free shots, I openly facepalm and tell her I can't do it.

For the rest of the night, whenever I'm collecting glasses, that hormonal cunt keeps telling me she hates my attitude and will complain to my manager in the morning.

My fault for working in a bar, but some people need to realise you don't pay my ******* wages, my manager does, and I don't owe you anything for buying things in the bar.

But I do love my job..
User avatar #12 to #11 - sirformidio (03/29/2013) [-]
I mop floors.
Easy enough, right?
No one listens to the signs, and some people deliberately move them or knock them over.
**** .
User avatar #28 to #12 - connorjay (03/30/2013) [-]
I mop floors in work but don't put signs up. it's magical to watch people fall.
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