Rogue Cop. That time of year.. Story time? >So a man wakes up in the middle of the night to find out he is being robbed. >Quietly, he discovers there are three men. >He calls the pol
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That time of year

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Submitted: 03/27/2013
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#1 - garagesale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 - facepalmftw (03/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Story time?

>So a man wakes up in the middle of the night to find out he is being robbed.
>Quietly, he discovers there are three men.
>He calls the police.
>"911 how can we help you?"
>"There are three men in my house. I need the police."
>"I'm sorry, but due to cutbacks there are no police units available right now. We will send a car out as soon as possible."
>The man hangs up, waits a minute, and calls back.
>"911 how can we help you?"
>"I'm the guy who just called. Don't worry about the cops. I just shot the robbers instead."
>Within two minutes a number of police show up, along with two ambulances and a SWAT van.
>They enter the house, and take the robbers into custody.
>One police officers goes up to the man.
>"Hey, I thought you said you shot these men."
>"I thought you said there weren't any units available."
#17 - chargrilledawesome (03/28/2013) [-]
Good.   
Why should tax evaders be entitled to the same public services as people who work hard and pay their dues?   
If you want helping, pay for the people who do the helping.
Good.
Why should tax evaders be entitled to the same public services as people who work hard and pay their dues?
If you want helping, pay for the people who do the helping.
User avatar #7 - beatmasterz (03/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This might be a stupid question, but how can you not pay taxes? It's automatically subtracted from your salary or added to the product you buy. You don't have to hand money to the gov. At least in Europe that is.
#9 to #7 - kez (03/28/2013) [-]
Self employed, dont declare money you earn. And your company doesnt pay Tax man.
#14 - nelsonbeardly (03/28/2013) [-]
Trying to make a political statement.

Uses comedy cop show.

Good One.
User avatar #13 - umaya (03/28/2013) [-]
If you want a faster response time just describe that the person involved as black.
#6 - restfullwicked (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
does anyone know how that whole thing in New York played out where the police said that it wasnt the job of the police to protect the citizens? cant find any news updates for it.
#21 - Soilwork (03/28/2013) [-]
He's from Reno 911 -.-
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