Rogue Cop. That time of year.. Story time? >So a man wakes up in the middle of the night to find out he is being robbed. >Quietly, he discovers there are three men. >He calls the pol Rogue Cop That time of year Story time? >So a man wakes up in the middle night to find out he is being robbed >Quietly discovers there are three men >He calls pol
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#2 - facepalmftw
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Story time?

>So a man wakes up in the middle of the night to find out he is being robbed.
>Quietly, he discovers there are three men.
>He calls the police.
>"911 how can we help you?"
>"There are three men in my house. I need the police."
>"I'm sorry, but due to cutbacks there are no police units available right now. We will send a car out as soon as possible."
>The man hangs up, waits a minute, and calls back.
>"911 how can we help you?"
>"I'm the guy who just called. Don't worry about the cops. I just shot the robbers instead."
>Within two minutes a number of police show up, along with two ambulances and a SWAT van.
>They enter the house, and take the robbers into custody.
>One police officers goes up to the man.
>"Hey, I thought you said you shot these men."
>"I thought you said there weren't any units available."
#3 to #2 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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User avatar #4 to #3 - sonoobish
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somehow do to the american judicial system. You will be sued or fined for some ********
#5 to #4 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Exactly!
#8 to #2 - kez
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Story time

> In bank
> Guys burst in with guns, spray bullets to send message
> Several killed, many more injured
> Manage to sneak away unseen
> Call the police
>"911 how can we help you?"
>There are 3 men in derp derp city bank, I need the swat and ambulances
>"I'm sorry, but due to some guy there are no police units available right now. We will send a car out as soon as possible."
>The man hangs up, waits a minute, and calls back.
>"911 how can we help you?"
>"I'm the guy who just called. Don't worry about the bank robbers. I just calling to say i'm starting a new megavideo on my Laptop using the Bank wifi
.>Within two minutes the Army show up, along with no ambulances, 2 Apache helicopters and 5 SWAT vans.
>They enter the bank, and take the robbers into custody.
>One police officers goes up to the man.
>"Hey, I thought you said you were starting a piracy website, but it was just some guys slaughtering innocents..."
>"I thought you said there wasnt any help available."
#17 - chargrilledawesome
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Good.   
Why should tax evaders be entitled to the same public services as people who work hard and pay their dues?   
If you want helping, pay for the people who do the helping.
Good.
Why should tax evaders be entitled to the same public services as people who work hard and pay their dues?
If you want helping, pay for the people who do the helping.
User avatar #7 - beatmasterz
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This might be a stupid question, but how can you not pay taxes? It's automatically subtracted from your salary or added to the product you buy. You don't have to hand money to the gov. At least in Europe that is.
User avatar #11 to #7 - LtMcG
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Investments, loans, having children, donations . . . everything you do with your money factors into your taxes.
User avatar #12 to #7 - freedomreturns
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Selling drugs.
#9 to #7 - kez
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Self employed, dont declare money you earn. And your company doesnt pay Tax man.
User avatar #10 to #9 - beatmasterz
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oh yeah, ofc.
#14 - nelsonbeardly
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Trying to make a political statement.

Uses comedy cop show.

Good One.
User avatar #13 - umaya
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If you want a faster response time just describe that the person involved as black.
#6 - restfullwicked
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does anyone know how that whole thing in New York played out where the police said that it wasnt the job of the police to protect the citizens? cant find any news updates for it.
User avatar #18 to #6 - thice
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yeah, and the only reason they where there was to enforce laws.
#20 to #18 - restfullwicked
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oh i see. so its not against the law to beat the **** out of someone in the subway? Seems americans are awfully lax on the protect part of protect and serve.
#21 - Soilwork
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He's from Reno 911 -.-