When a girl spends the night.. I... I get friendzoned a lot..... The next morning.. every.single.time..... >go to Vans Warped tour with a girl and friends even though i don't know what it is at the time >i have been getting close to her l
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When a girl spends the night.

I... I get friendzoned a lot....

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The next morning.
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Submitted: 03/27/2013
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#3 - mattdoggy (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
every.single.time.....
>go to Vans Warped tour with a girl and friends even though i don't know what it is at the time
>i have been getting close to her lately and she has been flirting back a lot
>we leave at 4 in the morning to get to it and i didn't sleep the two nights before
>we get to our hotel with our other two friends at 9 and i'm dieing for a nap but she says we should go early to get a good spot
>we get there at 11 and find that it's already packed
>we spend the entire day in Orlando in the burning hot sun with barely any water and not even sunscreen or a good shirt for cover
>at the end of the day i am just a withered husk of a man
>i have to focus to put one foot in front of the other
>when we get to the hotel they want to go swimming, and i wasn't going to miss this girl in a bikini
>we swim till sundown and she just crawls into bed still wearing a bathing suit
>now i can go to the place of rest and sleep that my forefathers have spoken of
>she says we should order some pizza, which i happily do, then she wants Chinese, which i do again
>the other two have passed out in the other bed and she is fading fast
>but i, i alone must stand guard for the delivery boy
>after a half hour they make it and i think that is the end, but again i was wrong
>my quest was lengthened when she discovered the Olympics were on and insisted we stayed up "to see what Britain is up to"
>she passes out but will wake up long enough to tell me not to sleep
>when she was finally out, the real pain began
>she clung to me like a koala young hanging onto its mother
>talos has forsaken me
>didn't get to sleep or even lay comfortably the whole night
>second worst sleepless night of life
#1 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then the people on this website are bigger faggots than I thought. Good day, sir faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - xxmarkusxx (03/28/2013) [-]
and good day to you, mare-man.
User avatar #4 - melwach (03/28/2013) [-]
I don't get it...
User avatar #6 - gavinchase (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Let me put this in a way you'll be able to understand.
You can't catch a pokemon without any balls. Same principle.
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