Against Gay Marriage. . Charlie The lady who owns the house 2 doors down from me does not we in the house. She hasn' t loved there in nearly 10 years, but still
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Against Gay Marriage

Charlie
The lady who owns the house 2 doors down from me does not we
in the house. She hasn' t loved there in nearly 10 years, but still
owns the property. From time to time, she comes by the house
just to make sure no one is parking in front of it. When someone is
parked there, she writes a note on their an saying to "Never park
here again or your car will be towed!'' She has also put a NC)
PARKING sign on the tree in front of her house. Cars parked in
front of this house have absolutely no effect on her life in any
shape or form, yet she is obsessed with keeping people from doing
This is what Ithink people who are against gay marriage are like.
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#12 - diespitris (03/28/2013) [+] (13 replies)
What's with all of the gay-marriage-related content lately?

What's with all of the gay-marriage-related content lately?
#5 - wawaskittletits (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#40 - benotter (03/28/2013) [+] (84 replies)
Is it weird that I'm gay, but against gay marriage?

Its not a moral issue, its a value vs time spent sort of things.

There are much bigger things that need to be worked out, like the social economic class separations, the debt crisis, education, etc.

Also, its a fucking religious thing.
Why not just create a NEW thing that's exclusive to gays? gayrriage or something fab like that.

That's just my 3 cents.

don't hurt me T>T
User avatar #56 to #40 - thegirlyoudespise (03/28/2013) [-]
My opinion is i don't think we can call this nation equal until EVERYONE has EQUAL rights, regardless of race, sexual orientation, ect ect
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#20 - thedarkestrogue (03/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
MFW everything involving gay marriage.   
   
Honestly.    
WHO THE HELL CARES IF THEY GET MARRIED!
MFW everything involving gay marriage.

Honestly.
WHO THE HELL CARES IF THEY GET MARRIED!
User avatar #23 to #20 - hanabro (03/28/2013) [-]
The people being denied their rights.
#38 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
Okay, fj likes gay people. I get it already.
Any funny left?
User avatar #7 - ellwood (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i'm for gay marriage. But, i believe that these analogies are stupid as shit. To a highly religious person, not being able to park a car is not the same as spending an eternity in the fiery torment of hell.
#8 to #7 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
Fair point, but still it would be me, as the gay person, who would be spending my life in hell, not the hypothetical religious person, so technically their life is still not affected
User avatar #48 - redclover (03/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
She owns the property, therefore can do whatever she want's with it.

So this is a very bad metaphor for your support of gay marriage.
#239 - jellymadofficer (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
South Park offers a solution to not "ruining the sanctity of marriage".   
   
 "You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but, instead of referring to you as "married", you can be... butt buddies.   
Instead of being "man and wife", you'll be... butt buddies. You won't be "betrothed", you'll be...   
 ...butt buddies. Get it? Instead of a "bride and groom", you'd be...   
...butt buddies."
South Park offers a solution to not "ruining the sanctity of marriage".

"You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but, instead of referring to you as "married", you can be... butt buddies.
Instead of being "man and wife", you'll be... butt buddies. You won't be "betrothed", you'll be...
...butt buddies. Get it? Instead of a "bride and groom", you'd be...
...butt buddies."
#79 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I could see marriage priveledges get abused very quickly.

Could it possibly happen that 2 friends pretend they are "gay" and get married for lowered taxes, insurance, etc? And considering if one dies, the other friend can get all his shit. Plus you could date any girl you want and not have to worry about being divorced and having all your shit gone.

Anyways, its a more fragile subject in court, as it would bring a lot of new problems they'd have to deal with. Considering anyone can abuse the system.
User avatar #83 to #79 - Kingsteveooo (03/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, because marriage is so sacred now with the divorce rate being 50% and all
#110 - lastofthedovakhiin (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Do you HAVE to take a side? I really don't care about what the hell is going on. I'm sure everyone is tired of this 'war'. If people wanna be gay let them be gay, just don't bring me into it.
Do you HAVE to take a side? I really don't care about what the hell is going on. I'm sure everyone is tired of this 'war'. If people wanna be gay let them be gay, just don't bring me into it.
#96 - Weekendman (03/28/2013) [-]
The whole situation is a big bundle of butthurt.








Literally.
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User avatar #235 to #230 - noblexfenrir (03/28/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm glad christianity says that. But last time I checked the U.S. is secular, meaning no one religion can define a process that is federally supported. Not to count that christianity isn't even the first religion/group to have marriages.

So what about the gay couples that don't want to get married in a christian church, by a christian priest, because they don't want to go with christian rules of marriage? What's wrong with them getting married outside of the church like every other non-christian?
#170 - solinvictus (03/28/2013) [+] (61 replies)
There is seriously a fundamental misunderstanding about what marriage is. It is not about love, it is not about lust. To put it simply it is about the proliferation of the species.
Historically, I cannot think of any Western culture who instituted gay marriage. Sure, there were many who have been accepting of homosexuality, such as the ancient Greeks (and not all of them for that fact, such as the Spartans). For many centuries, love was not even a precept of marriage, it was a union between a man and a woman and their families for the purpose of producing heirs. Why do you think married couples get tax incentives? To make it easier on them financially to have and raise children. Of course, now-a-days we prefer to love the person we marry, I would prefer it myself.
So many people are clamoring for gay marriage, and apparently no one has any idea what marriage is meant for. If we go to change thousands upon thousands of years of cultural and legal precedence on a whim, a political fad that has only risen in popularity in the last couple of years, where will it end? What is even the point of being married if it is no longer about having children? Just to have the state recognize that you are in love? I'm sure I'll get a lot of red thumbs for this, but someone has to stand up and speak the damn truth every once in a while because the truth has clearly not dawned on any of you.
#171 to #170 - jamintomusic ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
so what about infertile people? they shouldn't get married? And its also about the benefits of getting married. such as tax cuts. and welfare when your spouse dies. which gay couples do not receive in many states. like they do in Canada for one.
#370 - wantabeer (03/28/2013) [-]
I agree. I don't see the problem with gays marrying. I also come from a pretty religious family, and my parents haven't ever taught me to hate anyone. Even gays. My grandparents and aunts & uncles are a different story. The pastor of my church even gave a sermon on gays. He wasn't preaching against them though. He encouraged us to stop letting their sexual orientation inflict on our relationship with gay people. Church that day was pretty much concluded with him announcing "I just don't think being gay is a sin. In my studies I've met some good people who turned out to be gay, and I have a hard time believing that they're condemned". Lots of people disagreed with him and left the Church, but many people (like my family) were incredibly relieved. Christianity is a joke when you take it to such an extreme that it becomes a hateful following. I know many people are atheist or follow a different religion, and that's fine. That's what you believe. There's not much (if any at all) concrete evidence to support my religion. As a budding scientist this is something that even I struggle with. All I'm really getting at is that hate isn't something Christians need to practice. I thought that much was obvious, but when you're taught that way it just seems natural. That's not to say that I'm never rude or that I've never lost my nerve, but I don't harbor an empty hatred for anybody simply because a several thousand year old document written by *men* told me they're sinners. Everybody has something to be guilty of.

tl;dr - Arguments about gay marriage that are based around "God's Law" are empty arguments that hold no water, and I don't think it should have any impact of my fellow Americans' civil rights.
#318 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why are there so much faggots and gays on funnyjunk? Posting as anon because it's become really difficult to have a healthy opinion lately.
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User avatar #186 - fishratsas (03/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I have no problem with gays or gay marriage I do however dislike raging queens.

It's like ok you're gay we get it theres no need to be all up in everyone's face about it.
#140 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i don't like or support gay marriage. Why? because i can.

fuck you

User avatar #64 - slapchoppin (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
people should just party in that house and trash the fuck out of it
User avatar #73 to #64 - gmarrox (03/28/2013) [-]
So following the metaphor, we should throw a party inside two gay men.
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