Relatable. one time when i got movie tickets, the worker said "enjoy the movie" and i said "you too." I haven't been there in 2 years.. i ha
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one time when i got movie tickets, the worker said "enjoy the movie" and i said "you too." I haven't been there in 2 years.

i haven' t been to ewewew in 2 years cos the woman went "what breed do
you want" and i went "yeah"
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User avatar #78 - chaotixx (03/28/2013) [-]
I don't know what the **** was going through my mind at the time, but once I was at a gas station getting a pack of cigarettes, I asked for Marlboro black and the lady asked if I wanted menthol. Being the genius that I am I kept on saying black and even spelled it out for her. When she pulled out a pack of menthol and full flavor it finally ******* , and after saying sorry a few times I decided I can never ever go back to that store.
#77 - chezburger (03/28/2013) [-]
"How is your meal?"
"Yes"
*Throw wallet on table*
*Sprint out of restaurant*
#82 to #77 - ungratefuljew (04/02/2013) [-]
I laughed way to hard at this.
#76 - noodlelover (03/28/2013) [-]
I haven't been to subway in like a year and a half after some mexican behind the counter touched my sandwich without gloves and then when he was starting to ring me up at the register i just walked out
I haven't been to subway in like a year and a half after some mexican behind the counter touched my sandwich without gloves and then when he was starting to ring me up at the register i just walked out
User avatar #69 - ADeadlYLepricoN (03/28/2013) [-]
A woman who works at my gym told me to have a nice workout once,
I said "You too"
We've been dating for almost a year now and I still feel weird about that. Logic
User avatar #68 - kenwordo (03/28/2013) [-]
reminded me of brian regan
#67 - capinsquiggles (03/28/2013) [-]
>be me at a Subway
>super anti-social so always get friend to order food at me
>he says "im paying, so get your **** together and order"
>go up to get my sub made
>extremely attractive girl working there
>8/10
>get to part where she's putting stuff on my sub
>"what do you want?"
>thinking
>she asks "do you want everything?"
>distracted by her attractiveness answer "yes"
>she asks if im sure
>too beta to admit im wrong reply with yes
>watch as she puts ******* EVERYTHING onto a sub
>be a guy who doesnt like too much on
>leave subway with all this **** on my sub friend laughing
>mfw eat every last ******* bite

(tasted bloody awful)
#79 to #67 - KingTroll ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
yeah
#65 - sundaywave (03/28/2013) [-]
mfw I work at Subway and this happens all the time.

I also ask people, "Do you want that heated or toasted?" And they say "Yes."
User avatar #74 to #65 - meatballsandwhich (03/28/2013) [-]
I work at Arby's and i always ask would they like a combo or just the sandwich and they say yes as well. people need to pay more attention
User avatar #63 - flybager (03/28/2013) [-]
cycling to my school like every day in life
pretty cold out, so i'm dressed pretty warm (ski-mask, blizzard gloves, cap on (And it wasn't veen that cold))
pass by 2 girls I recognised back from elementary, they obviously didn't see me yet since i'm behind them
before crossing by i'm thinking about what to say, wanting to sorta... revive our relationship..
spend a solid 5 minutes matching their speed stalking behind them, thinking up a phrase
decide to go with 'hey, how have you two been? haven't seen you two for quite some years!'
speed up, try to pass by them
pass by them, look at them in the eyes while still wearing my skimask
say 'Hoy!' (mixed hey and how togetter)
speed up, drive away.

I felt stupid for the rest of that weekjust imagening how that must've looked from their perspective...
User avatar #64 to #63 - flybager (03/28/2013) [-]
forgot to mention there were 2 seconds between me saying 'Hoy' and speeding away in shame...
#62 - thatguythatlaughs (03/28/2013) [-]
I was at Olive Garden a few days ago and when the waitress brought our food she said "enjoy your meal" and i said "you too".    
After realizing what I said I instantly realized I would never be able to return.
I was at Olive Garden a few days ago and when the waitress brought our food she said "enjoy your meal" and i said "you too".
After realizing what I said I instantly realized I would never be able to return.
User avatar #59 - wildcardyeehaw (03/28/2013) [-]
Sometimes you slip up, you can't let that make you a shut in.
User avatar #66 to #59 - thisotherdude (03/28/2013) [-]
Well not with that attitude.
#57 - iroyalzz (03/28/2013) [-]
Was going to Europe, so I went to the bank to tell them and transfer money and 						****					, after it was done the banker said "Enjoy your trip" in which I replied "You too". Not only did I feel like a dick, I felt like a dumb ass...
Was going to Europe, so I went to the bank to tell them and transfer money and **** , after it was done the banker said "Enjoy your trip" in which I replied "You too". Not only did I feel like a dick, I felt like a dumb ass...
User avatar #56 - pfccross (03/28/2013) [-]
my friend was drunk and went to a sub place on campus. he kept saying "i want the girl" and we were just like... what? then he pointed at a girl and said "i want the girl! whys that hard to understand?" the girl points at herself and says "me?" and he says "no, wtf? the god damn girl!" it was then we realized he was trying to point at the grill. he wanted the wrap he was getting grilled. we all died laughing and he got pissed and stormed off without his wrap.
#54 - caplocker (03/28/2013) [-]
I like to tell telemarketers "I love you" after a long conversation. About half the time they say "I love you too" then hang up.
User avatar #75 to #54 - angelmatvey (03/28/2013) [-]
I'm going to try this now.
#53 - caplocker (03/28/2013) [-]
Went to work on my birthday. co workers are "happy birthday" and I'm like " **** off"


Haven't been back all week.
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#48 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
that's the worst, sometimes when i go to the gym the person at the front says have a good work out and i say you too by mistake... its incredibly awkward.
User avatar #50 to #48 - cjtsirhc (03/28/2013) [-]
I do the same thing once i go also..

I work at chipotle and i swear its like 1 in 5 people say "yes" to black or pinto beans

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User avatar #45 - Xaponz (03/28/2013) [-]
when i went trick or treating as a kid, i received candy from my crushes parents in the neighborhood, instead of saying "thank you" i said "your welcome".
User avatar #46 to #45 - boredbrowser (03/28/2013) [-]
*youre welcome
User avatar #47 to #46 - Xaponz (03/28/2013) [-]
oh thanks
User avatar #44 - maxismahname (03/28/2013) [-]
One time I was at subway and there was this Indian guy. He asked me if I wanted it to be toasted. I had no ******* Idea what he said. I said "what" like 10 times. haven't been to that subway in years
User avatar #43 - mascot (03/28/2013) [-]
When I was younger, I went to a sandwich shop with my parents. My parents ordered a pastrami sandwich for me, placed it on our table, and went to go get something from the car. Being the idiot I was, I forgot which table it was and accidentally sat at a different table, also having a clean pastrami sandwich that had the exact same things I wanted. I started eating it when a tall, muscular white guy came up behind me and asked, "You done eating my sandwich?". I stared him in the eyes and finished it. Then, I picked up my sandwich and left the store.

I had to go back because I forgot my parents and he was still there, staring into my eyes the entire time. Im scared of eating sandwiches now
User avatar #51 to #43 - mondominiman (03/28/2013) [-]
So did they buy him a new one or what?
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