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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#16 - cookingwithflowers
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#20 to #16 - moffe
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#1 - butterisgood
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#2 to #1 - lastsamurai
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50 shades of gay
#3 to #2 - butterisgood
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#35 - tinkotin
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User avatar #49 to #35 - oliviliv
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Yay Ashens.
User avatar #56 to #35 - grandmabetty
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Aw yes Stuart Ashen is a ******* god. I was so tempted to buy this when he first made a video about it.
User avatar #92 to #56 - thatguyontheright
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I bought it, and it sits at my desk at work, every day someone picks it up, looks through it and laughs.
User avatar #43 to #35 - eccleston
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Still better than the original book.
#60 - awesomenessdefined
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#93 to #60 - fizzycherrycola
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#17 - tarantallegra
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my aunt kept telling me how well it's written, so I took a look.
I managed to read one chapter, and then I gave up.
Woman, I have read better stories written by ******* 12 year olds.
User avatar #30 to #17 - maxismahname
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Well written? What the ****, I read one of those paragraphs where they do it, and it's just.... I don't even know
#44 to #17 - anon id: f0fc4e91
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Pokemon certainly wasn't one of them, since it's written terribly.
User avatar #100 to #17 - Durp
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'******* 12 year olds' talking about porn.. Hrm interesting choice of words
User avatar #111 to #100 - tarantallegra
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goddamnit, I know something about that sounded wrong...
User avatar #53 to #17 - ButtonFly
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It was originally a Twilight fanfiction between Bella and Edward before the author changed the names and published the series so I can't say I'm shocked.
User avatar #54 to #53 - tarantallegra
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Oh holy ****.
User avatar #70 to #17 - burningsmurfs
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My gf tried to tell me the same thing about Twilight (the books this is not about the movies). I caved and grabbed it one day when running to take a dump and it was worse than trying to proofread each other's crap work in like 5th grade when you got paired with the guy who always goofed off and wondered why he could hardly read. I nearly dozed off on the crapper.
User avatar #29 to #17 - datgermanguy
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Of course it's not well written. No porn is.
User avatar #64 to #29 - izaya
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Back in 2012 I read a porn story that almost made me tear up... a ******* porn story did that!
User avatar #67 to #64 - Aerodamus
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User avatar #69 to #67 - izaya
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Thanks, really! But I like my porn stories Russian, they're more... I don't know, sexy :D
User avatar #18 to #17 - thetattooedone
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Your aunt is retarded. It isn't written well at all however it still makes me moist. That's the only reason women read it.
#51 - mrnoodlez
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Oh yes.
#66 - beep
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le trole face!!!!! XDDDD
le trole face!!!!! XDDDD
User avatar #97 to #66 - cumsinbucket
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I always stare at this gif
#68 to #66 - dishie
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You have been tricked.
#87 to #68 - beatlestrainerwins
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#78 to #68 - mythichyphen
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User avatar #86 to #68 - beatlestrainerwins
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i dont think i have this one yet derek
User avatar #24 - payseht
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ITT:
go here: www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
use vocaroo.com/ to record yourself reading the result

share results here
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User avatar #52 to #24 - ButtonFly
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Alas, I'm currently mute and cannot actually record anything.
"I could feel the ****** magician's wax dripping from my vintage golf bag" and "My ladytown was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator" certainly made this an interesting read though.
#71 to #52 - anon id: 17555929
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ThTs why work isn't Dunn; proof they have/ Foster care/ thanks more PROOF JAYZ/ DEE
#79 to #71 - ButtonFly
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What?
What?
User avatar #57 to #24 - atangytaco
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There was penis pudding flowing from his vein cane and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my bearded haddock pasty got me spritzing clunge gunge faster than snot off a whip. The hammering makes me spit my tuna tunnel tears all over his stilton sword. With his throbbing quim dagger slamming deep into my wizards sleeve, the sensation of his one-eyed monster smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. My wunder down under was trembling like a ******** dog...THE ****?!
User avatar #62 to #24 - zorororonoa
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Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his pink tractor beam shoved deeper into my vintage golf bag. My mouth was so full of cervix cigar and cock snot, the steamin' semen was flowing down my chin and onto my chest puppies. He rolled a giant sewer trout on my fiery biscuits just so he could devour it up like a pig at a trough. There was love piss trickling from his spam dagger and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. When he removed his ocean's 11 inches from my oxo orifice, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the sewer trout off his cheese-crusted cock.
User avatar #63 to #62 - zorororonoa
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I was not going to record that with my roommate in the room
User avatar #102 to #24 - fhqwghads
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUuPZal3VRI

Not me but worth the listen. This guy's amazing
#50 to #24 - oliviliv
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"My tuna tunnel"
"Womb Raider"
"His cock snot"
..I love the internet.
User avatar #65 to #24 - sockprague
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vocaroo.com/i/s0iLMdEX6lPs
Just in case anyone wondered what Baby Cakes reading 50 shades of gray would sound like.
#37 to #24 - limpenis
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vocaroo.com/i/s0vVrq2pvV6m

I got all tongue twisted at the end there.
User avatar #38 to #37 - payseht
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it's a hard book...
User avatar #104 to #37 - icytime
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You have a nice voice.
#36 to #24 - Einsty
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I stopped as I read "...my other vagina..." in the generated text.
User avatar #27 to #24 - payseht
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vocaroo.com/i/s0wRBMsyzkvv

mine... the first one had a lot of background noise from the music
#41 to #27 - trivdiego
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his baloney boney
his baloney boney
User avatar #105 to #27 - icytime
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JESUS ******* CHRIST.

YOU SOUNDED LIKE HANNIBAL AT THE BEGINNING.

HANNIBAL WAS READING ME FIFTY SHADES OF GREY.

OMGFDGSDJGHJAFGDKGJAGNA
#82 - gameshredder
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How does a book get a guy thrown out of the house?
How does a book get a guy thrown out of the house?
User avatar #83 to #82 - itrinx
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2013
#84 to #82 - ceasario
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#40 - ngelder
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Just ordered this to piss off my mum (imageproof.)
#47 to #40 - anon id: 04791d5a
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I'm proud of you, nathan
#58 to #40 - yourmum
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