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The Frogman and Honey Bees

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#28 - weetikveel (03/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
how it feels to be a bee
how it feels to be a bee
#47 - benjaminbutton (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Talk about going out with a bang.
User avatar #11 - awildniglet (03/27/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Good, those ************* deserve to die
#12 to #11 - slyve (03/27/2013) [-]
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Bees are actually pretty harmless. You're thinking of wasps.
#62 - elatedmonkey (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
See this scary ****** ? It's an anglerfish. You wanna know how it reproduces? The tiny male senses a female and bites into her, releasing an enzyme that dissolves its lips into the female host. It then becomes permanently attached to the female as a parasite and becomes basically reduced to a sperm vessel. It does this so that when the female is ready to reproduce, she has a ready supply of sperm.

tl/dr: Essentially, if you are a male anglerfish, you strive to be nothing more in life than a set of parasitic testicles - not unlike some people today.
#34 - beroty (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You dick and balls explode?   
Pics or it didn't happen
You dick and balls explode?
Pics or it didn't happen
#65 - rihardololz ONLINE (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#116 - thisotherdude (03/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
And male cats have barbed penises, if there is a god he's one sick sadistic **** .
#39 - wierd (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#61 - bokkos ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #102 - rieskimo (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
In case you're interested in why this would occur in nature, it is a mechanism that is developed to improve the chance of genetic lineage to continue. By having the genitalia explode while inside the queen they get stuck(gross I know) and while they are stuck in some species they continue to pump sperm(much like a sting with venom) or the genitalia just serves purpose as a plug. That plug prevents other male drones from immediately copulating with the queen and more time for the sperm to make it further into the queen.

Many animals do something similar to this. There's some weird ******* animal sex stuff out there. Dogs have a "knot" so that they can get stuck to a female, mares often breed with all adult males because if they only breed with one male other males will kick the colt to death when it is born(so that they can have a baby instead).

How the **** do I know all of this? I have no idea, it weirds me out as much as it weirds you out.
#7 - xmeatshieldx (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Image if this happened to humans..
Image if this happened to humans..
#58 - koalasonfire (03/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #137 - feeldawrath (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
At least they die doing what all guys love best.
User avatar #144 to #137 - Keoul (03/27/2013) [-]
Having their testicles exploded?
User avatar #74 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Sometimes a cruel joke is part the intelligent design. Sorry male bees. At least you're not the male clown fish.
#60 - draezeth (03/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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#70 to #60 - spysappinmysasha (03/27/2013) [-]
dont know if you have this already, but since I have seen you from time to time here, I will give it to you.

you have earned it.
#100 - Nameloc (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Actually...   
Whether or not the male honey bee reproduces, he still dies.   
Also, bees literally don't have Testicles or much concerning external reproductive organs...   
   
In the fall all of the female bees kill off all of the male bees.   
Only ONE male bee gets to mate with the queen. He dies, then later on all of the males die at the hands of the females.   
Afterwards all of the females die, leaving just the Queen.   
   
Yay Zoology.
Actually...
Whether or not the male honey bee reproduces, he still dies.
Also, bees literally don't have Testicles or much concerning external reproductive organs...

In the fall all of the female bees kill off all of the male bees.
Only ONE male bee gets to mate with the queen. He dies, then later on all of the males die at the hands of the females.
Afterwards all of the females die, leaving just the Queen.

Yay Zoology.
#31 - bibbity (03/27/2013) [-]
**** bitches, get honey.
#10 - schmidthead (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This isn't true. The queen never leaves the hive, so she never flies.

Source: Being a Beekeeper
User avatar #22 to #10 - janeedwards (03/27/2013) [-]
i don't think you should be a bee keeper... it's basic knowledge the queen flies out for a mating flight at the beginning of her life
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