Oh Sophie. Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels. The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you
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Oh Sophie

Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels.

The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you guys,"and with that gulps down the entire bottle in six seconds flat.

The second elephant not wishing to be outdone says, " I'll take that bet" and immediately gulps the bottle down, this time in 5 seconds.

The third elephant sees this and asks the bar man, "Is the smoking ban effecting business much?"

"Not really, we've got the old heaters outside so we're doing alright. Things will pick up again now in May or so," says the barman.

"They will I suppose" says the third elephant, nodding

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#17 - McBalls (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
OP, you cant just give us the premise of a joke with no punchline.
#2 - dyoxide ONLINE (03/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MFW the description....
User avatar #31 - payseht (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
A rapist, a pedophile, and a priest walks into a bar.

He orders a drink.
#12 - supamonkey (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Three men of different nationalities walk into a bar, one of them is a bit stupid, and the whole scene plays out with a tedious inevitability.
#11 - ningyoaijin (03/27/2013) [-]
mfw the description
#20 - mr skeltal (03/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I wonder what happens to a daughter of a gynocologist when she needs to see a gynocologist, does she go see her father or would she see another one?
#24 - mr skeltal (03/27/2013) [-]
>Read the joke
>Feel like I am missing something
>Zero correlations detected
>Feel like I'm retarded
>Doubt my life for a second

**** you, OP.
#15 - usernameerror (03/27/2013) [-]
**usernameerror rolled a random image posted in comment #22591 at Anime board social ** Description was pretty funny, here's another

Two sheep walked into a bar.

"Get out" said the Barman.

"OK" said the sheep.
#19 - Reeon (03/27/2013) [-]
Mfw description
Mfw description
#18 - johndapro ONLINE (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I remember when I had SexEd around two months ago, and we were supposed to write down questions on pieces of paper and hand them in.

So I wrote "how to peepee in vajajay?"

Was Pretty fun when the teacher red that out loud.
#1 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#102 - trepidhickory (03/27/2013) [-]
3 men walk into bar.
2 men order vodka
1 man order water because he is saving money
Man who order water is seized by KGB for hoarding money and not fulfilling vodka quota
Such is life in Mother Russia
#68 - herrdouchebag (03/27/2013) [-]
Dat description
#69 - maaarknuuuut (03/27/2013) [-]
you just accidentally the entire description, OP
you just accidentally the entire description, OP
#52 - ehzio ONLINE (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I feel like there's something missing in the description... That or I'm incredibly retarded
I feel like there's something missing in the description... That or I'm incredibly retarded
#65 - mr skeltal (03/27/2013) [-]
A man walks into a dentist's office and says "I think I'm a moth" and the dentist says "If you think you're a moth, then why are you in a dentist's office". So the moth says "That's a good question...what kind of dentist are you" and the dentist says "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I do dabble in Orthodontry, braces and such" and the moth says "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that ...but to answer your original question, which was "If I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office?" The answer is, because the light was on
#22 - skwirl (03/27/2013) [-]
MFW reading the description
MFW reading the description
#110 - imdrwiggles (03/27/2013) [-]
description
description
#118 - icametocomment (03/27/2013) [-]
MFW Description
MFW Description
#61 - stratosrider (03/27/2013) [-]
mfw description
mfw description
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