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#35 - patdunn (03/27/2013) [-]
>be 17, parents away for weekend
>19yo brother wants to throw party
>whynot.jpg
>invite about 10, brother invites about 60
>friend of mine asks "hey anon, can I bring my friend as a plus one?"
>whynot.jpg
>brings 15yo virgin, solid 9/10
>never gone to a party or gotten drunk before
>brother sucks at inviting, sausage fest with about 5:1 dude to chick ratio
>9/10 gets smashed, as in literally passing out
>me and bro bring her inside, give her bed to sleep in
>scumbag 19yo's keep sneaking in, go in to check on girl
>asshole on top of girl, both in underpants
>"dude, get the **** out, she's clearly too drunk"
>"don't ******* cockblock me bro"
>high as **** , right hook travels at the speed of light towards face
>brother has to pull half naked drunk guy off me
> ****** still has a hard on
>next week
>give pair of shorts to friend to pass on to 15yo
> *************************************** .png
>slapped hard as **** on my non-black eye
>"you ******* rapist, dont ever talk to me again"

MFW stupid bitch told everyone I tried to rape her after I got the **** kicked out of me protecting her ass
User avatar #112 to #35 - xtrem (03/27/2013) [-]
i hope everybody knew and i hope she feels horribly bad and come back to be your friend again and you give her the ******* reject ever
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