Shampoo. . Is it just me, or did we used to have shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things. Now [pick a bottle
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Shampoo

Is it just me, or did we used to have shampoos before?
Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal
things.
Now [pick a bottle up and it' s like DEW GATHERED " MINKS FROM
THE ANALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT DE AN
PLANT THAT GROWS DALY Fl AN DESIIRE VILLAGE Fl ,
WITH A DASH DE MAGICAL HERMES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR
VOLUME.
AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
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#4 - wawaskittletits (03/26/2013) [+] (12 replies)
If it goes on like this, well have edible shampoo in no time.
If it goes on like this, well have edible shampoo in no time.
#9 to #4 - chaoscheese (03/26/2013) [-]
Wait, shampoo...isn't edible?
#23 - Cleavland Steamer (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Dew gathered from mountains, huh?
#29 - biggrand (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**biggrand rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at The Smarterest **

my room smells like this
User avatar #33 to #31 - gmarrox (03/27/2013) [-]
And the wallpaper tastes like schnozzberries.
User avatar #14 - frankwest ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
"We used to have shampoo that smelled like citrus. So what's up with this new shampoo I got that still smells like citrus?!"
#34 - hentaisweetie (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #3 - pedofishy (03/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
wasnt this on the front page like 2 days ago
#46 - luthervonappledorf (03/27/2013) [-]
The one thing that impresses me about fragrances is how Lenor managed to get the scent out of a black diamond, pearl, topaz, amethyst and ruby. The amount of science and technology that must have gone in to crushing each of those stones and making a concentrated formula so powerful that it gives off a smell is simply incredible.
The one thing that impresses me about fragrances is how Lenor managed to get the scent out of a black diamond, pearl, topaz, amethyst and ruby. The amount of science and technology that must have gone in to crushing each of those stones and making a concentrated formula so powerful that it gives off a smell is simply incredible.
#39 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
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#7 - arsens (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
hmmmm
#61 to #7 - wanicochil (03/27/2013) [-]
"How unlike the original they smell"   
   
How the original smells like?   
How they don't like the smell of the original?   
   
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
"How unlike the original they smell"

How the original smells like?
How they don't like the smell of the original?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
#26 - whereisaname (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #37 to #35 - pixy (03/27/2013) [-]
you need a picture with your comment
#2 - allar (03/26/2013) [-]
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#10 - applescryatnight (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ALL OF MY SHAMPOO SMELLS LIKE WOODCHIPS!
why the hell would they trust a guy to buy shampoo?
the bottle was green why does it smell like woodchips?
#1 - kaboomz (03/26/2013) [-]
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#65 - mugigs (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The names that Axe puts on their deodorants makes me want to die from dicks flying at my face. Like MUSIC, what ******* deodorant is called ******* MUSIC?
#63 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 26** number of times I have seen this
User avatar #56 - weakpassword (03/27/2013) [-]
is the same with another name
#50 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
It's because children's shampoos don't try to distract your mind from the price tag
User avatar #47 - xxmarkusxx (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this was ripped off from a comedian. i don't remember which one, but they plagurized the **** out of him.
User avatar #36 - tiberioustyphr (03/27/2013) [-]
Peppermint shampoo?
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