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Easter

pronounced "Easter". "r ,
t' igtg,
a) ' iii' , 'iii/ sis orriginally . be celebre 'ona'
goddess of fertility and sex. Her symbols .
are fertility and sex symbols (or did ".'ii:. a' ii), ii_.
iird: actually think eggs and ".".'
anything to do with the resurrections? Vieo l
Constantine decided to Christianize
r" represents Jesus. But at its roots, Easter. "c'..
which is how you pronounce Ishtar) is .
all about celebrating fertility and sex.
Land all those that hate the truth... can
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#42 - Kyuss (03/26/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Carry on, FJ.
#218 - swedishassassin (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
As a History buff/major... who gives a 						****					?   
   
I've seen crap about Christmas being a winter tradition since ancient Europe and what-not; it's good to know the origins of things. But by the tone of the writing, especially with the 'can now downvote' self-victimizing comment, it's like your trying to make some retarded reason to apparently denounce Easter as a religious celebration or some 						****					.   
   
It's fine to teach people something, but don't try and act like a martyr-faggot with that last line.
As a History buff/major... who gives a **** ?

I've seen crap about Christmas being a winter tradition since ancient Europe and what-not; it's good to know the origins of things. But by the tone of the writing, especially with the 'can now downvote' self-victimizing comment, it's like your trying to make some retarded reason to apparently denounce Easter as a religious celebration or some **** .

It's fine to teach people something, but don't try and act like a martyr-faggot with that last line.
#44 - psykojet (03/26/2013) [-]
"Breed like rabbits."
"Breed like rabbits."
#5 - Loppytaffy (03/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
In Egyptian lore, she was the goddess of Sacred Prostitution.

And Malike is Arabic meaning King.

Say bye bye to your childhood.
#239 - hirollin (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I don't see why religious people would be mad. It's no secret the church incorporated Christ into pagan holidays to help the conversion process.
#73 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
But bunnies did have to do with the resurrection. Everybody knows that when Jesus came back the Easter Bunny pushed the rock out of the way.
#67 - neverborn (03/26/2013) [-]
let's be honest, nobody cares beyond getting chocolate eggs.
#95 - helenwheels (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That last sentence sounds as though you where expecting christian's to losing their **** .
over what? if this fertility goddess never existed christian's would still believe and celebrate the resurrection. There isn't an exact date in the bible and I hear christian's go on about how there's "historical evidence" of jesus being born in spring or ******** .
The fact that there's a historical reason as to why the resurrection is celebrated when it is shouldn't bother anyone in their right mind.
#77 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
I voted down.

Not because of "teh trooths", but because it's presented as some big deal, as if the meaning behind easter is really that friggen serious. oh noes I can't handle teh truth of the ****** rabbit holiday. I'm generally apathetic to all religion, but c'mon, this acts like you're dealing some blow to christianity.

I'ma ****** eat my hollow chocolate bunny and I won't care why.
#18 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In the bible it is pretty evident Jesus was born in spring, yet his birthday was moved roughly around winter solistice to divert from the hedonistic festival. In the same accord they repurposed Easter.

They even tried to rename the days, as they were named after northern gods mostly.
User avatar #175 - poniesareghey (03/27/2013) [-]
Congrats OP you sound like that one kid in class who brings up random facts and then acts like he's the greatest ******* thing to touch this earth.
It really doesn't matter.
#367 - gunslayer (03/27/2013) [-]
Well the holiday's about sex and I still can't get laid.
#242 - bontzyb (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
we have eggs cause they were on the table to eat at the last supper and the easter bunny cause Peter was a rabbit.... super simple
#261 - baine (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm christian and find this fact amusing. Still gonna celebrate the resurrection...or should I say the raiserection..
#215 - fishinyourface (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#166 - zaggystirdust (03/27/2013) [-]
the whole "and all those who hate the truth... can now downvote" Line makes me want to punch the OP of this in the teeth for sounding like an annoying uppity twat
the whole "and all those who hate the truth... can now downvote" Line makes me want to punch the OP of this in the teeth for sounding like an annoying uppity twat
User avatar #17 - squeemonster (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So THAT'S why you usually give chocolates on Easter!! They're natural afrodisiacs...
#94 - delivering (03/27/2013) [-]
Fertility and Sex.

Rabbits.

Eggs.

It all makes sense now.
#91 - Sabre (03/27/2013) [-]
Actually, a quick google shows this to be a popular myth, by the looks of it. Easter's based on a pagan holiday, but it's not a corruption of Ishtar.
#22 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
do you just sit up at night trying to find ways of being an annoying atheist prick? for ***** sakes dude we get it YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD....hoo ****** ray....stop shoving ur beliefs down peoples throats you hypocrite... you dont see me posting **** about church and why i celebrate easter do you? get a life
#25 to #22 - prettyflyforaderp (03/26/2013) [-]
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You just went past retard and straight to dumbass
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