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#79 - kadenmckrunk (03/26/2013) [-]
Screw greentext arrows
-Be 15
- Yet to have girlfriend, or have sexual experience
-Decide to stop being a betafag and start talking to this 7/10 kinda whorey girl from my English class
-She's really cool and all that **** , decide to hang out at her house one day
-Watch movie, nothing really happening don't know what do
-Movie over
-Penis takes full controll
-The only words to coe out of my mouth are "wanna give me a blowjob?"
- **** WHY DID I SAY THAT
-She says she can't give me a blowjob because her gag reflex has been extremely sensative since she got her tonsils out"
- ******* instead
- 45 ******* minutes later
-Both of us laugh about how long it took me
-Says "well thats good because when we have sex you can actually get me off"
-aweee yeeee
-Have sex next weekend
-She cums
-Mission accomplished

we have a FWB thing going on now and its ******* sick
User avatar #116 to #79 - warlordstuart ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
FWB?
#89 to #79 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
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