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Bad first sexual experiences /bl I' ll start,
a crush on this guy for 3 years
asks me on a date one day
******** excited
on a few dates
Milne night we were at his house
Pearents not home
ewe start making out and what not
H give him a blowjob
wants to finger me but I was self conscious
Fiinally convinces me
bl just sat there really awkwardly
at all pleasing
eye contact with him
to look somewhere else
Stanly other thing is a framed picture kfjesus
like Jesus is staring me down
along silence
pauses
This feels like the inside of my butt."
ipg
Moore awkward silence
H leave
each other again
...
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Submitted: 03/25/2013
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#1 - rshanebarnes (03/25/2013) [-]
"This feels like the inside of my butt"
"This feels like the inside of my butt"
#57 - thebrothersmachado (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i guess I could leave a story
>Be 16
>sneak into GFs house at 2 am
>having sex and hear a door open.
>I pull out
>She starts queefing
>She runs to bathroom while I run into closet
> Look down and see wiener still out with condom on
> Break for the window
>jump off ledge and make assassin creed eagle sound
>dont land in a bed of hay
>Instead land in a bed of lawn chairs
>Get back up and say "Assassins Creed"
>Sprint off into the night
>MFW
User avatar #9 - payseht (03/26/2013) [+] (38 replies)
>13
>gf for a year
>go on camping trip with friends
>get ********* on beer, vodka, and rum
>pass out
>wake up the next day alone in the tent with gf, both naked
>don't speak about it
>get home, pay her a visit
>her mum calls me inside
>"Pay, can you feel when you cum?"
>wut
>"I'm asking because my daughter came home with a tummy ache"
> ************************
>"Don't worry, Seht. It's probably just because you were too drunk to satisfy her."
>balls now in orbit
>shortly break up with her because too much personal info said to her mum (intimacy was sacred to me)
>our first break up, so I decided to call and see how she is
>her mum answers
>"She can't answer, she's in the hospital"
> ****************** I'm gonna be a daddy ************************
>"Why is she in the hospital...?"
>"She tried to commit suicide"
>without really thinking, I yelled at her "THANK ******* GOD" and she hung up
#10 to #9 - thisnick (03/26/2013) [-]
13 and getting ********* ? What the **** is wrong with you?
#2 - namesboo (03/25/2013) [-]
"feels like inside of my but"
"feels like inside of my but"
#6 - dawggz (03/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
... was OP male or female ?
... was OP male or female ?
#92 - inserttexthere (03/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>have girl at theater
>watching Tron
>things get steamy
>she convinces me to take us home so we can "continue"
>cops all around her house
> ********* .jpg
>her uncle died in her front yard
>things don't happen
>have to help clean up uncle
>didn't sleep for three weeks
>mfw i still haven't seen the end of Tron.
#47 - cwilkens (03/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>be dating first girlfriend for 1.5 years (2 years total. dumped me like 4 months ago)   
>finally have sex   
>have sex literally 5 times a week   
>decent sex. naughty talk isn't too exotic   
>one day during sex she yells "OH YEAH ANON. TOUCH MY PRIVATE PARTS!"   
>pulled out and walked away   
>didn't have sex for weeks=
>be dating first girlfriend for 1.5 years (2 years total. dumped me like 4 months ago)
>finally have sex
>have sex literally 5 times a week
>decent sex. naughty talk isn't too exotic
>one day during sex she yells "OH YEAH ANON. TOUCH MY PRIVATE PARTS!"
>pulled out and walked away
>didn't have sex for weeks=
User avatar #48 to #47 - squeemonster (03/26/2013) [-]
Weren't you.. technically already..? Now I'm just confused, I give up
#76 - WiggsMaGee ONLINE (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 16
>No GF
> Lonely wanks
Thats bout it....
#54 - lazragoon (03/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Be 12   
>Have first boyfriend   
>hes nice and 						****					 and buys me things   
>always wants me to make out   
>in other peoples houses   
>with other people around   
>WTF   
>agree to it once   
>Find it extremely displeasing   
>He breaks up with me for another girl because 						*******					 reasons   
>Have shocking revelation 2 years later on why it was disgusting to me   
>I'm a 						*******					 lesbian    
>MFW he's a 						*******					 douche now and he rid himself from my life
>Be 12
>Have first boyfriend
>hes nice and **** and buys me things
>always wants me to make out
>in other peoples houses
>with other people around
>WTF
>agree to it once
>Find it extremely displeasing
>He breaks up with me for another girl because ******* reasons
>Have shocking revelation 2 years later on why it was disgusting to me
>I'm a ******* lesbian
>MFW he's a ******* douche now and he rid himself from my life
#55 to #54 - icefried (03/26/2013) [-]
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#65 - PlagueDoctor (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 21 minus 2 weks   
>Masturbate
>Be 21 minus 2 weks
>Masturbate
User avatar #45 - bitchplzzz (03/26/2013) [-]
>girls on the internet
confirmed ********
#51 - katinka (03/26/2013) [-]
awkward...
#3 - shadowsynergy (03/26/2013) [-]
**shadowsynergy rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at From trampoline to slide ** This feels like the inside of my butt.
#96 - thedarkestrogue (03/26/2013) [-]
First time story.   
   
-be 16   
-be at my house with my girlfriend   
-alone in room, party going on downstairs (parents and their friends, basically the entirety of my small town.)   
-starts geting heavy   
-shes really tiny, barely fits   
-not even two minutes in, hear "OH 						****					" from downstairs   
-we get dressed fast as 						****					   
-mom bursts in, says the wall downstairs is on fire   
-we sit outside while the fire department (most of which was already there) works on wall   
-They finish, we go in, go to sleep.   
-Didnt even get to thrust thrice.
First time story.

-be 16
-be at my house with my girlfriend
-alone in room, party going on downstairs (parents and their friends, basically the entirety of my small town.)
-starts geting heavy
-shes really tiny, barely fits
-not even two minutes in, hear "OH **** " from downstairs
-we get dressed fast as ****
-mom bursts in, says the wall downstairs is on fire
-we sit outside while the fire department (most of which was already there) works on wall
-They finish, we go in, go to sleep.
-Didnt even get to thrust thrice.
User avatar #85 - iwanttousenumbers (03/26/2013) [-]
>Be everyday
>masturbate
#77 - luiselvergas ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
>be 17
>moving next day
>chill with friends and GF
>spend the night at friends place (GF spends night there to)
>about to fall asleep on couch eventually fall asleep
>GF comes from upstairs and says though i was gona let you go with out a gif (my friend was a chick so her dad told me to sleep in the couch, he obviously tried to get my penis from penetrating my woman)
>had glorious sex on my friend's dad' favorite couch
>youarepowerlesshere.jpg as i remebered how Bob tried to prevent me from having sex (lets call my friend's that Bob to make it easy)
>sex continues
>itistime.jpg
>pull out and jizz all over Bob's favorite couch
>feelsgoodman.jpg
> couple of hours passed as GF and me cuddled, talked and all that cute ****
>friend comes out of bathroom a couple of feet from couch
> are you 2 done? she said
MFW i realised i slept for a bit and my friend went to the restroom and realised i was banging my GF on Bob's couch and yet she stayed there for hours just so that i could have sex on my last day on town with GF

true friends like those are hard to find......................
#79 - kadenmckrunk (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Screw greentext arrows
-Be 15
- Yet to have girlfriend, or have sexual experience
-Decide to stop being a betafag and start talking to this 7/10 kinda whorey girl from my English class
-She's really cool and all that **** , decide to hang out at her house one day
-Watch movie, nothing really happening don't know what do
-Movie over
-Penis takes full controll
-The only words to coe out of my mouth are "wanna give me a blowjob?"
- **** WHY DID I SAY THAT
-She says she can't give me a blowjob because her gag reflex has been extremely sensative since she got her tonsils out"
-Handjob instead
- 45 ******* minutes later
-Both of us laugh about how long it took me
-Says "well thats good because when we have sex you can actually get me off"
-aweee yeeee
-Have sex next weekend
-She cums
-Mission accomplished

we have a FWB thing going on now and its ******* sick
#89 to #79 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
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#71 - pridefulmatthew (03/26/2013) [-]
Good for you..
Good for you..
User avatar #31 - theblobble (03/26/2013) [-]
Thought OP was a boy, and then thought.... OP is a fag.
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