lol u hv no lfe. . I bet Earth Makes fun of other planets for having no life. Maybe other planets laugh at Earth, because for them, life is like an STD that slowly kills that planet.
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#13 - hugora (03/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Maybe other planets laugh at Earth, because for them, life is like an STD that slowly kills that planet.
#1 - crazyolitis (03/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#6 - pooflinger (03/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Hey Faggots,
My name is Earth, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the only planet with a life, I'm ******* 3/4s water, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#39 - perqe (03/26/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Biggest Planets Federation, and I’ve been involved in numerous super asteroid hits, and I have over 4500 confirmed hits. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Solar System armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the Universe, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of comets across the Universe and Solar System and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your core. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gravity. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Solar Maximum Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the orbit circle, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #9 - snipys (03/26/2013) [-]
Mars: Eaarth u gay
Earth: Sht up mars u gay u hve no lif git real faggut fit me irl do u evn lift?
#24 - madebynorwegians (03/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#45 - comeforthelaughs (03/26/2013) [-]
#3 - nyj (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - kickboxingbanana (03/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
lol i bet the other makes fun of it because it has a disease that painfully and slowly kills the planet, they call it life.
#35 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Earth, I...
#33 - mikeclay (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I posted this first, and it only got 200 thumbs
User avatar #36 to #33 - iwebby (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - biggrand (03/26/2013) [-]
and then no one else laughed with earth because earth was alone.
#37 - ompalomper (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
nah, earth thinks more like this
#17 - lookatmyhouseofwax (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#2 - wbrehmer (03/25/2013) [-]
So clever
So clever
User avatar #7 - Blargosnarf (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, with all the radio transmissions, light pollution, space probes, space probes with noisy blinkey radio transmissions, we are a really, really noisy planet.
User avatar #4 - dragonfucker (03/25/2013) [-]
scumbag earth.
User avatar #5 - teoferrazzi (03/25/2013) [-]
whenever Earth loses to other planets on Call of Duty
User avatar #40 - symustafa (03/26/2013) [-]
Earth is like a planet with a disease that's slowly killing it.
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