Good Morning. I sent that bitch a morning text, bitches love morning texts. Good Morning I sent that bitch a morning text bitches love texts
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - hindukush
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#48 to #4 - fitta
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#49 to #4 - secretdestroyers
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#36 to #4 - thekirbs
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#55 to #4 - anon id: a047f9ba
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I've already replied to the same comment.
I said "Absolutely not".
#88 to #4 - anon id: 24f59e4e
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I.. I don't even... I can't...
User avatar #39 to #4 - thedungeonmaster
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Thats ******* gross, but pretty funny
#63 to #4 - shootforbrains
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that's a lot of nope for me
#33 to #4 - covered
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Oh God
#51 to #4 - ahjay
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#30 to #4 - slikmonkey
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#12 to #4 - Wazzy
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#16 to #4 - genesisrhapsodos
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this has to be one of the most disgusting things I've ever read
#11 to #4 - tlrloolrlt
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#80 to #4 - tankguner
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#27 to #4 - PopeyeBITCHES
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#57 to #4 - letmetellyouastory
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#47 to #4 - boredomavenger
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#37 to #4 - Awesomecarrot
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#31 to #4 - nooc
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#43 to #4 - ehzio
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Oh God, what the **** and other incredible oddities is wrong with you
Oh God, what the **** and other incredible oddities is wrong with you
#82 to #4 - weefee
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#65 to #4 - irokk
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#14 to #4 - anon id: ee6e941b
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No shower no oral, or anal... or anything.
#50 to #4 - bdh
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User avatar #6 to #4 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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I've read some nasty **** in my day, but this one is definitely pretty ******* gross.
User avatar #17 to #6 - andnowducks
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"Using your vagina flaps to fly"
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Nope
#42 - seventh
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OP had to make a fake text to a fake girl to make this comic. I think that's the saddest part.
#53 to #42 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Wanna play connect the dots?
#78 to #53 - neoexdeath
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User avatar #71 to #42 - steamwhistler
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hmm, thats what my ex girlfriend texted me.
#9 - sparkydude
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well... you did message her at like 3am lol x)
User avatar #10 to #9 - kolimm **User deleted account**
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #15 to #10 - bitchplzzz
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Semi colon D
User avatar #29 to #15 - sashathefolx
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Semicolon penis.
#24 to #9 - fishinyourface
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really? are you really all so mad that he used a ******* text emoticon? get off your high horses you pretentious *****, this is pathetic
#25 to #24 - anon id: 2e1c9473
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Exactly my opinion!!111 :DDD thanks man for making ppl who use these worth it :P <3 ;D
And that facebook may-may is sooooo funny xDD i love reading facebook mays-mays comics on facebook x) LOL
User avatar #44 to #25 - katypower
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FISHINYOURFACE !
LOOK AT IT!
#19 to #9 - anon id: 2e1c9473
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:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!11111111
#20 to #9 - anon id: 55ea91dc
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Bro your like king of funyjunk for that
#21 to #9 - anon id: 55ea91dc
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Yeah man your funny you should get mad thums
#22 to #9 - anon id: 55ea91dc
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wow dude how do you think of things so awesom
#23 to #9 - anon id: 55ea91dc
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM BRO YOU FUNNNIIIIIII
#34 to #9 - anon id: 5c11913e
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**** YOU NIG SHE RESPONDED FAST SHE OBVIOUSLY COULDN'T SLEEP. LELELELELELELELELELELLWLEWLEWLELWLELEWLELWLELLELWLEWLE (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((xxxxxx(X(X(X(X((((((((((((( (((XXXXXXXX(X(X(X((((((((((((((X(X(X(X(X(( LOL LOLOLOLOL (X(X(X(X(X(X(X(X(cock((xxX(X(X(X((X(X(X(X(X(X((XX(XX(X((X(X(Xhugecock(X(X(X((X(X X(X((X(X(X(X(X(X(X(X(X( LOL!!
burn in hell
#91 to #9 - sparkydude
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so uhm... i actually had no idea face emoticons were so taboo here. For the longest time, i could not figure out why i had been thumbed down so much. I thought maybe it was because i was defending the girl, or something. Uhm... i guess im just replying to apologize for my mistake. Still getting used to this websites norms(they dont exist apparently, people are so random) but uhm... thanks for the lesson?
User avatar #40 to #9 - holycrapimacupcake
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The **** is going on in this thread?
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#28 to #9 - arandomanon
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This whole thread is so stupid
#66 - puredeliciousness
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Well it was 3 in the morning...
#58 - jeekim
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I'd be pretty damn pissed too if someone called me at 3:51AM
User avatar #62 to #58 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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but what if they texted you?
#69 to #62 - jeekim
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whoops, that's what i meant. I'm a light sleeper.
User avatar #81 to #69 - kyrozor
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That must suck, I have to hook my nipples up to a car battery if I want to wake up early.
#86 to #81 - rgmayhem
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What did I just read?!?
#1 - teenytinyspider
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IT LIES!

I'd be mad at my boyfriend too if he text me that in the morning.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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But we're just trying to be loving...
#3 to #2 - teenytinyspider
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You can be loving around noon to be sure I'm awake, but one thing you don't do is disturb a girl when she's sleeping.

I've seen them turn into monsters myself man. It was horrible.
User avatar #5 to #3 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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We don't stop loving our girls at any time!!
User avatar #7 to #5 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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I feel like you're trying to be serious, but your pedobear avatar is really killing it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Pedobear is loving bear
#13 - anon id: fa74fa2f
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3:15 am....
User avatar #35 to #13 - infamoustrapper
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I know you were trying to make a reference but neither one of the clocks is 3:15 am so it's not really relevant....
#73 to #13 - anon id: 5b26c897
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51* actually.
#45 to #13 - donutcaptin
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must be from europe. they mess up the order of dates and now time.....   
   
its 3:51
must be from europe. they mess up the order of dates and now time.....

its 3:51
User avatar #70 - steamwhistler
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it was ******* 4 am....
#74 to #70 - Keoul
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User avatar #75 to #74 - steamwhistler
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No, the joke is that instead of being happy about the "good morning" text, the girl tells him to **** off.
User avatar #77 to #75 - Keoul
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No.
The joke was that they claim a girl would love getting a text in the morning.
So he texts her at 3am which is still the morning but she's pissed off.
#85 to #77 - anon id: 7d3ae348
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I actually think you're retarded
#89 to #85 - Keoul
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Yessss
Let the butthurt flow through you all!
Let the red thumbs be a testament to the lives I have ruined!
#52 - blakjack
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im not sure if i should do this, my girl is not a morning person, i actually want to know if i should do this
#56 to #52 - anon id: 02da7ec2
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By 'morning text' it doesnt have to actually be in the morning. I think it's more like, when they wake up - try texting her when you know she'll be waking up, or have just woken up.
#68 to #52 - anon id: 0febd8c9
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If she goes to school or work just text her when whenever she sets her alarm to wake up. If she doesn't go to school/work after she wakes up then i guess you should just ****** he and the next morning u wait till she wakes up and text her
#41 - anon id: 0f4e88a3
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Dat font
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