Good Morning. I sent that bitch a morning text, bitches love morning texts.
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I sent that bitch a morning text, bitches love morning texts

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Submitted: 03/25/2013
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User avatar #70 - steamwhistler (03/26/2013) [-]
it was ******* 4 am....
User avatar #75 to #74 - steamwhistler (03/26/2013) [-]
No, the joke is that instead of being happy about the "good morning" text, the girl tells him to **** off.
User avatar #77 to #75 - Keoul (03/26/2013) [-]
No.
The joke was that they claim a girl would love getting a text in the morning.
So he texts her at 3am which is still the morning but she's pissed off.
#85 to #77 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
I actually think you're retarded
#89 to #85 - Keoul (03/26/2013) [-]
Yessss
Let the butthurt flow through you all!
Let the red thumbs be a testament to the lives I have ruined!
#66 - puredeliciousness (03/26/2013) [-]
Well it was 3 in the morning...
#58 - jeekim (03/26/2013) [-]
I'd be pretty damn pissed too if someone called me at 3:51AM
User avatar #62 to #58 - mrgoodlove (03/26/2013) [-]
but what if they texted you?
#69 to #62 - jeekim (03/26/2013) [-]
whoops, that's what i meant. I'm a light sleeper.
User avatar #81 to #69 - kyrozor ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
That must suck, I have to hook my ******* up to a car battery if I want to wake up early.
#86 to #81 - rgmayhem (03/26/2013) [-]
What did I just read?!?
#52 - blakjack (03/26/2013) [-]
im not sure if i should do this, my girl is not a morning person, i actually want to know if i should do this
#68 to #52 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
If she goes to school or work just text her when whenever she sets her alarm to wake up. If she doesn't go to school/work after she wakes up then i guess you should just ****** he and the next morning u wait till she wakes up and text her
#56 to #52 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
By 'morning text' it doesnt have to actually be in the morning. I think it's more like, when they wake up - try texting her when you know she'll be waking up, or have just woken up.
#42 - seventh (03/26/2013) [-]
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OP had to make a fake text to a fake girl to make this comic. I think that's the saddest part.
User avatar #71 to #42 - steamwhistler (03/26/2013) [-]
hmm, thats what my ex girlfriend texted me.
#53 to #42 - mrgoodlove (03/26/2013) [-]
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Wanna play connect the dots?
#41 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
Dat font
User avatar #38 - GShepard (03/26/2013) [-]
Never said it would be a good attitude...
#32 - lbohnert (03/25/2013) [-]
You changed her attitude the wrong way
#13 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
3:15 am....
#73 to #13 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
51* actually.
#45 to #13 - donutcaptin (03/26/2013) [-]
must be from europe. they mess up the order of dates and now time.....   
   
its 3:51
must be from europe. they mess up the order of dates and now time.....

its 3:51
User avatar #35 to #13 - infamoustrapper (03/25/2013) [-]
I know you were trying to make a reference but neither one of the clocks is 3:15 am so it's not really relevant....
#9 - sparkydude (03/25/2013) [-]
well... you did message her at like 3am lol x)
#91 to #9 - sparkydude (08/17/2013) [-]
so uhm... i actually had no idea face emoticons were so taboo here. For the longest time, i could not figure out why i had been thumbed down so much. I thought maybe it was because i was defending the girl, or something. Uhm... i guess im just replying to apologize for my mistake. Still getting used to this websites norms(they dont exist apparently, people are so random) but uhm... thanks for the lesson?
+1
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User avatar #40 to #9 - holycrapimacupcake (03/26/2013) [-]
The **** is going on in this thread?
#34 to #9 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
**** YOU NIG SHE RESPONDED FAST SHE OBVIOUSLY COULDN'T SLEEP. LELELELELELELELELELELLWLEWLEWLELWLELEWLELWLELLELWLEWLE (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((xxxxxx(X(X(X(X((((((((((((( (((XXXXXXXX(X(X(X((((((((((((((X(X(X(X(X(( LOL LOLOLOLOL (X(X(X(X(X(X(X(X(cock((xxX(X(X(X((X(X(X(X(X(X((XX(XX(X((X(X(Xhugecock(X(X(X((X(X X(X((X(X(X(X(X(X(X(X(X( LOL!!
burn in hell
#28 to #9 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
This whole thread is so stupid
#24 to #9 - fishinyourface (03/25/2013) [-]
really? are you really all so mad that he used a ******* text emoticon? get off your high horses you pretentious ***** , this is pathetic
#25 to #24 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
Exactly my opinion!!111 :DDD thanks man for making ppl who use these worth it :P <3 ;D
And that facebook may-may is sooooo funny xDD i love reading facebook mays-mays comics on facebook x) LOL
User avatar #44 to #25 - katypower (03/26/2013) [-]
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FISHINYOURFACE !
LOOK AT IT!
#23 to #9 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM BRO YOU FUNNNIIIIIII
#22 to #9 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
wow dude how do you think of things so awesom
#21 to #9 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
Yeah man your funny you should get mad thums
#20 to #9 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
Bro your like king of funyjunk for that
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User avatar #10 to #9 - kolimm **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #15 to #10 - bitchplzzz (03/25/2013) [-]
Semi colon D
User avatar #29 to #15 - sashathefolx (03/25/2013) [-]
Semicolon penis.
#88 to #4 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
I.. I don't even... I can't...
#80 to #4 - tankguner ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
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#65 to #4 - irokk (03/26/2013) [-]
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#63 to #4 - shootforbrains (03/26/2013) [-]
that's a lot of nope for me
#57 to #4 - letmetellyouastory ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
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#55 to #4 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
I've already replied to the same comment.
I said "Absolutely not".
#49 to #4 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
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#43 to #4 - ehzio ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Oh God, what the 						****					 and other incredible oddities is wrong with you
Oh God, what the **** and other incredible oddities is wrong with you
User avatar #39 to #4 - thedungeonmaster (03/26/2013) [-]
Thats ******* gross, but pretty funny
#36 to #4 - thekirbs (03/25/2013) [-]
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#33 to #4 - covered (03/25/2013) [-]
Oh God
#16 to #4 - genesisrhapsodos (03/25/2013) [-]
this has to be one of the most disgusting things I've ever read
#14 to #4 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
No shower no oral, or anal... or anything.
#12 to #4 - Wazzy (03/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #4 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2013) [-]
I've read some nasty **** in my day, but this one is definitely pretty ******* gross.
User avatar #17 to #6 - andnowducks (03/25/2013) [-]
"Using your ****** flaps to fly"
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2013) [-]
Nope
#1 - teenytinyspider (03/25/2013) [-]
IT LIES!

I'd be mad at my boyfriend too if he text me that in the morning.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2013) [-]
But we're just trying to be loving...
#3 to #2 - teenytinyspider (03/25/2013) [-]
You can be loving around noon to be sure I'm awake, but one thing you don't do is disturb a girl when she's sleeping.

I've seen them turn into monsters myself man. It was horrible.
User avatar #5 to #3 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2013) [-]
We don't stop loving our girls at any time!!
User avatar #7 to #5 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
I feel like you're trying to be serious, but your ******** avatar is really killing it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2013) [-]
******** is loving bear
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