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#116 - craazhy (03/25/2013) [-]
Gentlefish, I would review the minutes of the previous meeting, but there is a crisis that demands urgent reaction. Since the beginning of the great tank we have lived in peace, knowing that food would float from the sky from the Great Light. We knew that our pebbles would remain boundless and delightful. But, we did not know that would we be invaded by a foreign entity.

Recently, a scout discovered a looming Face of Destruction while manning his post on the northern wall. He said that the Face appeared to taunt him with foul expressions and lude gestures with the tongue. He knew then that this creature was capable of inflicting a pain upon us far worse than death.

Gentlefish, I know we passed a law that rendered our military disbanded and established our tank as the first neutral tank in the known land. We as a fish denounce the follies of war. But, I feel as though our fate now rests upon our capacity to defend ourselves from the impending threat.

Join me in reactivating our military so that we may make the first strike on the foreign menace before he decides to destroy what we have spent so many weeks to build.
#147 to #116 - garymuthafuknoak (03/26/2013) [-]
this is amazing
this is amazing
#137 to #116 - silverhellion (03/26/2013) [-]
thumbs+cosbytop.
#132 to #121 - demicus (03/25/2013) [-]
I read it, mate. Thumbs and a catgirl for ya.
User avatar #134 to #132 - screwyouman (03/25/2013) [-]
I want source to this catgirl.
User avatar #159 to #134 - demicus (03/27/2013) [-]
Source is my DeviantArt page. fav.me/d5zdxd8
Original artist is also there: You need to login to view this link , and they take more commissions.
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