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CI Anonymous DWI ( Thu) til H tlel,
Oh god, one of these threads? Here we go-
we in third grade at a school assembly
In shave to shit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
ewe all get seated en the gym :) or
hholy fuck Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets" Nosteam mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets)
sstill have to shit SC) bad that I' m having cold sweats
swearing gymsharks. underwear (l had a phase in elementary school where I just didn' t wear any, felt good man)
the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them ever in his hands and setting back down
retarting to feel dizzy hem holding in my shit
wee him walking my way
she' s coming RIGHT FOR ME
we picks me up and begins to flip me ever
she' s squeezing my gut
has I' m upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, ageing through the air gracefully
mete all ever Hugo and sprays all evanthe kids sitting in frend of me, hear it plop en the gym :) or as well
sit also gets all ever my face and in my mouth bceause I was screaming
then drops me en my fucking head, into a pile of my ewn shit, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE FUCK"
takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes en the :) or.
tthe music has stopped, the mum is dead silent
the fetal position
wavered in my ewn shit and ean' t stop farting/ shitting as I Haythere
awake up with sameone carrying me out ofthe gym, holding me at a distance
tthe tiny breathable holes in my gymsharks work like a shit islander. leaking shit water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my sheds
mass out again
From then on i was "The kid who shit on Hugo the Hornet"
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