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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - tacomanofthenorth
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Im bankrupt .. these problems are not for me .
Im bankrupt .. these problems are not for me .
#26 to #1 - anon id: 8bbdadec
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Is that...Dr. Horrible? *gasp*

You good sir, are for more classier than anything money can buy. That is true taste.
#45 to #1 - anon id: dde2ecfd
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could someone please expllain the heroine one? i know it was used for pain rellief but that was decades ago!
User avatar #107 to #1 - dayasalion
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>bankrupt
>has internet and computer
>wasting his time on an image board instead of trying to figure **** out
User avatar #125 to #107 - capslockrage
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>as if spending 30 minutes possibly before bed is wasting time
>as if you have any clue what you're talking about

Seriously, your comment is useless.
I don't think anyone that is bankrupt spends every waking minute sucking cock for cash.
User avatar #148 to #125 - admiralen
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well, obviously dayasalion does
#105 to #1 - errdayimfjing
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Here.. take this :)
Here.. take this :)
#4 - dafunkad
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(03/24/2013) [-]
I prefer little spoons
#75 to #4 - anon id: 7bf7447c
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same
#136 to #4 - gazim
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me too
#141 to #4 - feffog
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Little spoons are all dirty
have to use a huge one
#5 to #4 - thefasrdog
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Dude...Me too.
Dude...Me too.
User avatar #6 to #4 - nicoquitemad
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like medium sized ones...
User avatar #96 to #4 - deezknuts
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I prefer little spoons for ice cream

that way the ice cream suffers longer
#8 - samoaspider
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(03/24/2013) [-]
this post is so white if we'd turn it into a man, it wouldn't know how to dance
this post is so white if we'd turn it into a man, it wouldn't know how to dance
#12 to #8 - anon id: 9ba5f4bb
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Nah. I think it's black, so it better be careful on Tiger's yacht because if it falls off it'll drown.
User avatar #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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Who the **** has a Lamborghini and eats fast food?
User avatar #126 to #37 - capslockrage
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>driving home
>hungry
>"oh look McDonalds, should only take 2 minutes before I can eat"
It amazes me how your brain couldn't think of that.
User avatar #130 to #126 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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It's called a joke
User avatar #42 to #37 - mondominiman
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Kids with rich parents.
User avatar #123 to #37 - andreweasley
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Fast car, fast food
User avatar #56 to #37 - BeardOfJesus
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Spent all his money on the car.
#40 to #37 - triggathepirate
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Don't let money change yaaaaaaa.
Don't let money change yaaaaaaa.
#102 to #40 - triggathepirate
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(03/25/2013) [-]
I just wonder how many people have heard the song this is also in reference to.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyk7io4DGZ4
#48 - aldheim
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Who the **** does this?
This is a ******* corkscrew.
For corks.
God damn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - corkscrew
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no, I'm a corkscrew
#78 to #49 - mcbee
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no, you're a towel
#50 to #49 - aldheim
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Comment Picture
User avatar #143 to #49 - cadencee
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fuuuck you should have said

"I am a cork screw and I can confirm this"

Would have been epic.
#80 - angelooo
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You think these are problems? Here's my story of the most frustrating day of my life (kinda long)    
   
>Me playing COD MW2 a month after it came out   
>Going for a nuke   
>1 kill away and some asshole panic stabs me with the commando perk   
>Realize he was 0-12 and his first kill was on me   
>He leaves the game after getting killed another two times   
>I rage quit game because he leaves after getting a kill on me and turn off the Xbox   
>Mom tells me to stop screaming and come eat dinner (I had a fever that day so I was already having a bad day)   
>Go to the table put a spoon full of rice in my mouth, spit it out because it's hot   
>Try to open a bottle of gatorade but I couldn't too weak from sickness   
>Manage to open it but it explodes everywhere because of the force   
>Rage even harder, go to kitchen to clean mess   
>Stub my toe on the left chair leg   
>Rage red because of the pain and start jumping violently   
>Bump into table and my plate spilling food on me and the floor   
>Rage so hard I get light headed and pass out   
>MFW before I passed out
You think these are problems? Here's my story of the most frustrating day of my life (kinda long)

>Me playing COD MW2 a month after it came out
>Going for a nuke
>1 kill away and some asshole panic stabs me with the commando perk
>Realize he was 0-12 and his first kill was on me
>He leaves the game after getting killed another two times
>I rage quit game because he leaves after getting a kill on me and turn off the Xbox
>Mom tells me to stop screaming and come eat dinner (I had a fever that day so I was already having a bad day)
>Go to the table put a spoon full of rice in my mouth, spit it out because it's hot
>Try to open a bottle of gatorade but I couldn't too weak from sickness
>Manage to open it but it explodes everywhere because of the force
>Rage even harder, go to kitchen to clean mess
>Stub my toe on the left chair leg
>Rage red because of the pain and start jumping violently
>Bump into table and my plate spilling food on me and the floor
>Rage so hard I get light headed and pass out
>MFW before I passed out
User avatar #121 to #80 - XboxJunky
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I haven't laughed that hard on this site in a while.
#151 to #80 - anon id: 01057e9a
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"Mom tells me to stop screaming and com eat dinner"

These damn 12-yearolds....
#155 to #80 - anon id: 9d7fb30d
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I feel the lack of a particular pasta in this story.
User avatar #104 to #80 - imaginariness
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Ouch bro, Sorry about all of that.
User avatar #109 to #80 - dayasalion
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(03/25/2013) [-]
dude, must be tough...having to play MW2? sucks bro, hope your mom buys you bf3 someday. keep your chin up.
#57 - elatedmonkey
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You know what really rustles my jimmies? When you make a minor complaint and someone has to act all righteous and remind you that there are people less fortunate than you. It is as though they are saying that, because I don't live in poverty/have a place to live/don't have some horrible defect, I cannot comment on anything.

ex.
> The food at the dining hall is okay, but it gets really old when you eat the same thing every day.

** Yeah, but I bet those starving kids in Africa would appreciate it!**
User avatar #98 to #57 - CRosBY
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You know what I hate?

COMPLAINERS
#97 to #57 - deezknuts
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Lets be a little honest with ourselves here. That is really just white people trying to make it okay to complain. The truth is, only the absolute most unfortunate person ever truly has the right to complain, and even he/she would at some point think "Maybe those other guys have it worse"   
   
In all honesty, we say that we shouldn't complain because there are kids in Africa starving, but in reality our complaints (while totally undeserved) don't do anything to HARM anyone who is suffering, they just make us look like assholes in comparison.   
   
And we all do it, everyone you see who says "Starving kids would love to eat that" or "At least your children don't have AIDS" has, probably on the same day, complained about some ****** first world problem that nobody in even South America would ever complain about.   
   
So honestly it is up to ourselves to understand how good we have it, if not so that we can help others (because nobody seems to be ACTUALLY doing that ****), perhaps simply that we can enjoy lfe a little more.
Lets be a little honest with ourselves here. That is really just white people trying to make it okay to complain. The truth is, only the absolute most unfortunate person ever truly has the right to complain, and even he/she would at some point think "Maybe those other guys have it worse"

In all honesty, we say that we shouldn't complain because there are kids in Africa starving, but in reality our complaints (while totally undeserved) don't do anything to HARM anyone who is suffering, they just make us look like assholes in comparison.

And we all do it, everyone you see who says "Starving kids would love to eat that" or "At least your children don't have AIDS" has, probably on the same day, complained about some ****** first world problem that nobody in even South America would ever complain about.

So honestly it is up to ourselves to understand how good we have it, if not so that we can help others (because nobody seems to be ACTUALLY doing that ****), perhaps simply that we can enjoy lfe a little more.
#124 to #57 - anon id: 0a5b13eb
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I see why you would say that
but you have to consider their perspective as well; some people take everything they posses for granted and sometimes they just need a reminder that there are others less fortunate in order to wake them up a little bit and realize to maybe think twice before complaining about the little things in life.
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User avatar #69 to #57 - taxation
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I always found it silly as a kid when my parents said "finish your food, the starving kids in Africa would be happy to eat it".
It took me a while to figure a good comeback, which sucks really, but "if they would like to eat it, then you box it up and airmail it there please, compliments of me."
That shut my parents up, but damn do I feel like an asshole reminiscing on it now.
User avatar #86 to #69 - timmywankenobi
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I told my mother that when I was 5, Took all of 3 minutes to think up.
#100 to #86 - taxation
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Man I was not a clever child, okay?
Just...
Just lemme have this, dude. Please.
pic related, basically me age 5.
#34 - dashgamer
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I don't have any of these problems, but I still drink like I do.
#79 - pootington
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User avatar #17 - emir
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If you're rich enough to afford a Lambo why would you eat at a drive through?
User avatar #22 to #17 - gameshredder
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Because you spent all your money on the lambo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sketchE
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because its pretty good at 3 in the morning
#29 to #18 - lamarisagoodname
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