How to Piss People Off. yes i posted this back in november--but it only got like 3 thumbs--isnt it funnier than that?<br /> comment,rate. L Sing the Batma i want those plans and bring me the passengers i want THEM alive
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How to Piss People Off

How to Piss People Off. yes i posted this back in november--but it only got like 3 thumbs--isnt it funnier than that?<br /> comment,rate. L Sing the Batma

yes i posted this back in november--but it only got like 3 thumbs--isnt it funnier than that?<br />

L Sing the Batman theme Incessantly.
2. In the meme of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your rough order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends In public consisting entirely of "Beepee Hip Hip Beemp Bap-"
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
P. Speak only In a "robot" yoke.
El. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your gm b".
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 Inch paper, SIS copies.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Anime Incessantly.
Leave your tum signal on tatty miles.
Name your dog "Dog."
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running In all weather conditions "to keep
them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that' s what YOU thin k."
17. ‘Claim that you must arways wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Highlight irrelevant In papers and "cc? them to your bass.
Declare your apartment an Independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs "arrogating your airspace".
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
Practice making lax and modem noises.
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User avatar #39 - retrogamer (05/24/2010) [-]
An old man and his grandson were at a deli, scratching off lottery tickets. The grandson asked if he could scratch off some cards off. The old man said, "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The grandson replied, "No." "Then you're too young to try the lottery." The old man said, going back to scratching the cards. The grandson immediately took one of the old man's cards and scratched it off. The grandson won 2 million dollars. The old man said "You won the lottery, but I bought the ticket. Give me half the money. " The grandson thought for a moment, and said "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man said "Yes". The grandson replied,
"Go **** yourself."
#25 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [+] (5 replies)
who the **** has a glass eye?
User avatar #2 - shadowbolt (05/23/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Danananananananananana BATMAN! BATMAN!
User avatar #1 - airguitar (05/23/2010) [-]
Definitely funnier than 3 thumbs dude, I wanna try some of these XD
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#31 - LostFaith **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [-]
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
#10 - Amatory **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
#8 is just pure evil!!
User avatar #9 - xthexsamxmanx (05/23/2010) [-]
i fukn hated when #8 happened to me, but it'll b hell of a lot funnier when it happens to someone else :D
User avatar #3 - chaosbrae (05/23/2010) [-]
nice man... lets get it to the front this time!
#50 - Rapistbaby **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [+] (6 replies)
this is a repost

i stubled onto once it actually goes up to 50 ways to annoy someone.
User avatar #55 to #50 - KabutopsX (05/24/2010) [-]
i spy with my little eye a spi
Rapistbaby is spy
#6 - BitchUWannaHate **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [+] (4 replies)
or name ur dog "Dee Oh Gee"
#51 - ScottishLion **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [-]
23: Like twilight and justine beiber
#42 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I thought this was going to be a tutorial on how to pee.
#46 to #44 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [-]
Yeah, but on the front page the only words that show up are "How to Piss..." So, yeah...
User avatar #24 - HIMTheSixSixSix (05/23/2010) [-]
i would laugh at all of them...except the lego one...i would be like "OOOOOOH" *smack*
User avatar #17 - MissJayPom (05/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
oh, add "fold ketchup packages in half then place them under the little bumps on the toilet seat with the ends facing the inside." It's a squelchy!
User avatar #18 to #17 - JackSchidt (05/23/2010) [-]
User avatar #8 - BlueAlbotross (05/23/2010) [-]
these are really good, I've seen alot of them but there are a few new ones in there.

good post
User avatar #4 - cameronchase (05/23/2010) [-]
+10 internetz!
#71 - kyman (05/24/2010) [+] (3 replies)
whoever does # 8 i would hate. when i was a kid, just to piss me off my little
brother would do that **** when i was building.
#76 to #71 - diealein (06/01/2010) [-]
*pushes all your flat lego pieces tightly together* ha!
User avatar #15 - Mustanglover (05/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My dog is named Pup
#11 - eileenQuizene (05/23/2010) [-]
jolly good
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