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One Day

I really want the Portals Now

LIGHT SPEED Christ: notits .m..
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User avatar #1 - triwolfos (03/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
...Half life 3...
#3 - ignusblanchh (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Things I'm still waiting for ...
User avatar #5 - TheLastNinja (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Still waiting for lightsabers"

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far-far away"... Seems like you missed it to me
#66 - yalikefishsticks (03/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Things i'm waiting for:   
1. Half-Life 3   
2. Half-Life 3   
3. Half-Life 3
Things i'm waiting for:

1. Half-Life 3
2. Half-Life 3
3. Half-Life 3
#47 - thisotherdude (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Technically cyborgs already exist, anyone with a hearing aid or prosthetic limb is by definition a cyborg.
#88 - probablynaked (03/24/2013) [-]
>Implying light speed does not already exist...

how ******* fast do you think light is traveling?

i know what he meant
User avatar #49 - MurphyUK (03/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hover boards are coming in 2015 be patient.
User avatar #24 - Gandalfthewhite (03/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
flying cars would actually be a terrible idea. you can survive a car crash on ground but you crash 100 feet in the air and it becomes a little harder
#157 - psykojet (03/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Just think, we traded all that for a 						*******					 iPhone
Just think, we traded all that for a ******* iPhone
#48 - Womens Study Major (03/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF of alien life has even been found, not a smidget or smudge of alien life. anywhere. at all.
Portals are easily possible but would be considered "immoral" because you would be broken down piece by piece and rebuilt quickly. wouldyour soul follow you? we already have cyborgs, artificial hearts, arms, lefs, etc. everything but the brain pretty much BUT WITH STEM CELL RESEARCH CYBORGS ARE USELESS. GROW A NEW PART NOT BUILD IT. light sabers are light, how would you get an end niger?
i hate you op.
light speed would ******* kill you and if time moves slower for the faster you travel in space then **** you.
#62 to #48 - taintedangel (03/24/2013) [-]
To think that we are the only inteligent species in the vast, infinite expanse that is our universe, is just pure ******* , idiotic arrogance. We have found bacteria on Mars, therefore we have found alien life, you retard.

As for portals, 'immoral' has nothing to do with science and you have confused the process with teleportation. Teleportation is what you described portals to be. Portals are just a doorway to step through. The whole 'soul existing' part is a completely different debate altogether.

Cybernetic limbs are different from regrown limbs or artificial ones. We can't regrow limbs yet with our current level of stem cell technology. Cybernetics are enhancements, like putting a gun or cannon in your replaced arm, or an eye that could see infrared.
User avatar #23 - therealslim (03/24/2013) [-]
Hover boards and lightsabers
could you imagine them both at the same time
Flying insanely fast with lightsabers in your hands battling hundreds of feet up in the air
#82 - mrfourtysevenman (03/24/2013) [-]
we need to cut all this aids and cancer research ******** and get cracking on the 2015 hoverboard deadline
User avatar #11 - onionbubs (03/24/2013) [-]
Isnt a cyborg just a person who is partly human and partly mechanical?
that already exists....
User avatar #144 - curveball (03/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Flying cars are a terrible idea: imagine if every fender bender was accompanied by a falling hundreds of meters (I'm imagining flying cars like in the 5th element).

Forward time travel is theoretically possible; you need to travel on a space ship near the speed of light. Time will pass slower for you then it will on earth. You could go for a year, and when you came back to earth maybe a hundred or a thousand years will have passed.
#148 to #144 - hundreds (03/25/2013) [-]
why the **** is it whenever i get mentioned in a comment its some guy writing a ******* novel!?!?!

why cant it be " go here for hundreds of boobs "

seriously im ******* done
User avatar #57 - chubbisavior (03/24/2013) [-]
I was just waiting for 'Half life 3'
#119 - unncommon (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**unncommon rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Great news Simba ** What I'm still waiting for.
#85 - othella (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thought this post was going to be about Half-Life 3.
User avatar #91 to #85 - psychfouronenine (03/24/2013) [-]
No, this post was more about realistic stuff.
#54 - sparox (03/24/2013) [-]
Blasters? Why? You wouldn't be able to hit anything anyway..
Blasters? Why? You wouldn't be able to hit anything anyway..
#96 - patchesdacrazy (03/24/2013) [-]
Things Im still waiting for.
#84 - xxitzchubbsxx (03/24/2013) [-]
this is more fitting for me.
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