United States of America. Hey funnyjunk, before you get bent out of shape because this is an anon post, i had an account i recently deleted, thepenumbras. I'm l goodbye internet hello Real Life
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United States of America. Hey funnyjunk, before you get bent out of shape because this is an anon post, i had an account i recently deleted, thepenumbras. I'm l

Hey funnyjunk, before you get bent out of shape because this is an anon post, i had an account i recently deleted, thepenumbras. I'm leaving, but i felt like i should contribute something before i go. thanks for the laughs, the rage, the feels etc. it was fun when life was going slow, but things are picking up now and i gotta grow up. Good luck to you all!

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - vaginismus
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(03/24/2013) [-]
TL;DR the whole thing

Also who's feeling beta now? Getting offended on the internet about things like this is really entertaining to the rest of us, also the reason America gets picked on.
User avatar #6 - ickalanda
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China is actually only a viable economic power because they are currently the best country for cheap labor at the moment.

In the next few decades India is going to blow past China in population because they still have a high birthrate and are close to China in population as is.

Also once China's workforce reaches the breaking point where the elderly outnumber the young to the extreme (2:1 ratio from each generation to the next roughly from here on out). China is going to have a massive falling out of prominence and collapse as corporations move their labor elsewhere.
User avatar #11 - captainprincess
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Cry harder murikan. Your tears fall on the barren wasteland of internet sympathy.

Have a sense of ******* humour about your short-comings, whiny betafag
User avatar #15 to #11 - metalguitarest
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Us Americans have a better sense of humor than all the Eurofags combined. Proof? We get shat on constantly throughout the Internet and we laugh at it cause it's all in good fun. However, Heaven forbid if you make a European joke because all those butt hurt faggots start saying **** like "Oh shut the **** up you butt hurt murikan, europe master race" or some bull **** like that. If anything you people need a better sense of humor on your own short comings. I will continue to laugh at both 'Murka jokes and Eurotrash jokes but you can whine and bitch all you want cause this is gonna be the last time I respond to a ******* idiot.
User avatar #17 to #15 - captainprincess
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Oh really

'cause all this bitching, yeah it looks like a good sense of humour doesn't it
That's what make s a good sense of humour right, the ability to piss and moan when you get ripped on lol

Cry harder maybe someone will care
User avatar #18 to #17 - metalguitarest
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Says the guy having a bitch fit as well. Do you realize how hypocritical you're being?
User avatar #19 to #18 - captainprincess
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Lol do you know what bitching looks like
I mean it's kinda weak to accuse me of bitching just to cover your up your own PMS attack but hey keep crying

someone will care eventually I swear
#21 to #19 - metalguitarest
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I like you, you make me laugh. Wanna be friends?
User avatar #23 to #21 - captainprincess
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sure I like friends c:
#20 to #19 - metalguitarest
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User avatar #22 to #20 - captainprincess
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Really are struggling with this aren't you
lol I shouldn't really be surprised. For the people of a nation to be able to laugh at themselves and their country they must first have humility and a sense of perspective about their short-comings, and the importance thereof.

I did like the little dig at our eurofag sense of humour though, a nice effort. The Eurofag sense of humour however works differently, since we are not one country and we certainly do not care to be

We can laugh at ourselves and eachother because we've been doing so since before America was even born. Really it's just because america's a young country, it hasn't had the time to mature and develop and come to an understanding about itself yet.

Like a tantrum throwing pre-teen, it wants to desperately to be taken seriously all the time and it's totally sers guys, murcas the besterest forevers!

but hey, keep crying. Someone will probably care.
User avatar #24 to #22 - metalguitarest
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Wait you're being serious? Dude, you're forgetting something. I'm pretty sure logical Americans (yes they exist) Hate and rag on America more than the rest of the world does. I mean yeah we got our ups and downs and I agree with you on the most part, we are a young country but then again the country I am born in doesn't make me the person I am. America is just a big piece of land, nothing more. I thought we were just bitching for fun, I didn't think it was serious. My apologies if you were actually offended. I already laugh my self on a daily basis and at the rest of the world.



I have no quarrel with you nor any personal grudge so I see no reason to actually argue with you. Arguing over a petty land mass and which is better is kinda stupid don't you agree. So like I said before we cool?
User avatar #25 to #24 - captainprincess
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No no don't think I got offended lol
I don't mean to sound like almost everyone else on the internet but I mean it when I say I don't get offended easily

look America doesn't get ragged on and "shat on" out of hate as much as it does out of almost a sense of cameraderie. :T

It's like the rest of eurofaggia is tryna make America fit in and feel like 'one of the gang' by showing it "Hey look we can poke fun at you too!"

Anyway I'm always cool with everyone if I can help it
User avatar #26 to #25 - metalguitarest
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See now people like you I can get along with.you have an understanding of people. We need more of that in the world
User avatar #27 to #26 - captainprincess
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I don't understand people
I just pay attention and notice things

If I were to actually understand people I fear I would not be able to laugh so much
User avatar #28 to #27 - metalguitarest
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You'd be surprised. I've only learn to understand one thing. Emotions. I still laugh everyday and trust me it's a dark area to understand
User avatar #29 to #28 - captainprincess
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light and dark is such a boring idea.
I just laugh because everything is funny if you look at it right
User avatar #30 to #29 - metalguitarest
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I like you, you have a very positive out look on life and I enjoy that from you. You'd make a good friend
User avatar #31 to #30 - captainprincess
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I seem to generally default as shoulder to cry on
I can live with that quite happily
User avatar #32 to #31 - metalguitarest
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I understand you there. I fill the same area over on this side
User avatar #33 to #32 - captainprincess
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Willingly? Or do you just stumble into people who want to cry
User avatar #34 to #33 - metalguitarest
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Willingly. I tend to offer my help
User avatar #35 to #34 - captainprincess
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I don't lol I just get asked "Hey what do you reckon about this" and I'm just like "**** I dunno, why what's wrong"
User avatar #36 to #35 - metalguitarest
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Ahhhhhhh xD well that's not too bad
User avatar #37 to #36 - captainprincess
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sure ain't
#3 - fartsmakemesmile
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if you have a problem facing the reasons why most people hate the US.... it's because most, not all, but most are goddamn retards that wouldn't give 2 ***** either way if the world ended today the biggest problem would probably be will McDonald's still open.
User avatar #14 to #3 - rakuraimasuta
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Yeah unfortunately the idiots that are in america give the rest of us a bad name.
#10 - anon id: 75e081a4
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I'm American dude...

and Ughgh.
User avatar #9 - Cookiez
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K.
#8 - anon id: 57034e69
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I love a good game of "spot the 'Murika fag with no sense of humor"
#5 - anon id: 32a68724
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china is only as strong as it is because of 'merica with out us they would crumble
#4 - anon id: 9f49101a
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it's called humour, *******.. because other countries aren't being patronised or looked down on enough and the U.S. can't hack the banter.. shut the **** up.
#2 - bobmarleyistaken
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(03/23/2013) [-]
what happened to freedom of speech in the land of freedom?
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