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Damn good rock.

Nothing beats it...except paper.

Cheating on a good woman is like throwing away a diamond and picking
up a rock.
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Submitted: 03/23/2013
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User avatar #7 - Shadow Guardian (03/24/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Diamonds are rocks.
#9 to #7 - farblaze (03/24/2013) [-]
It's a mineral.
#1 - gardenmanly (03/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I hate the mentality that "every good person is beautiful"

That's not even ******* close to being true. I think I am a good person, but I am definitely not a very handsome ****** . Physical attractiveness has nothing to do with your personality or morality. So **** her, a good woman is not always breathtaking.

And you know what? Rocks kick ass
User avatar #2 - occamsrazor (03/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's not you versus a rock. It's you versus every rock
#19 - awesomenessdefined (03/24/2013) [-]
Man if a guy wrote the status and was talking to women, he could have made it a hilarious parody.

Cheating on a good man is like throwing away a diamond, and picking up The Rock.
#22 - MrFrolo (03/24/2013) [-]
I got a rock.
#21 - bakinboy (03/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
cheating on someone is the most beta thing you can do.
User avatar #37 - tehweave (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man... Don't hate on that rock.

He threw away something that's flashy and overpriced and is the epitome of greed.

What he found was something he believed was beautiful and everyone else ignored.

Now tell me, did he make the right decision?
User avatar #31 - motherfuckingkenji (03/24/2013) [-]
I'd rather just eat lasagna.
User avatar #40 - bitchplzzz (03/24/2013) [-]
THEY'RE NOT ROCKS
THEY'RE MINERALS
User avatar #8 - dickticklerluv (03/24/2013) [-]
Why pick up stupid carbon when you can get various minerals in one?
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