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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - notaxev
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Yeah. I remember back in 2000 or so when the Babylons defeated the Americans, while the Romans nuked Russia.
#118 to #1 - fractalius
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When England captured Germany's capital, who retreated to it's smaller coastline cities, built the great wall around said cities, created the first tank and plowed through all of England. Then them and Russia had an arms race, to which Germany got ahead and nuked the **** out of them
User avatar #2 to #1 - psychopsychedelic
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And the Germans destroyed England and made China their bitch.

And then got wiped off the map by the Ottomans.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mrmuffins
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Meh, one time the world existed in peace for most of the game.

The ******* Indians threw a wrench into that by declaring war on the ottomans, then me declaring war on the indians which caused a chain reaction of wars.
I came out as the victor but with only a few civs left in the world.
User avatar #5 to #3 - anomorphous
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cough WWI/II cough
User avatar #7 to #5 - darthblam [OP]
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Reaching the Industrial era almost always brings about worldwide war over various things if you civs weren't killed off quick enough early on.
User avatar #8 to #7 - psychopsychedelic
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Exactly. We all lived in Harmony until I got a nuke. I have a really light trigger finger. That wasn't quite the Industrial Era, but I know what you mean.
User avatar #9 to #8 - darthblam [OP]
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As soon as people pick up guns in my games, the ******* gloves come off all at once.
All long enemies declare wars, friends become enemies, and I'm forced to conquer half the world even though I just wanted to play a peaceful culture/science collecting civilization.
And my policy towards other civs is that.. If you even ATTEMPT to mess with me.. I will not hesitate to simply wipe you away from the world.

I had this happen in a game a few months ago.. a rather disappointing situation too.. from ancient to early Industrial, I had a great close-by ally, the Byzantines. We traded a lot and helped each other in wars against other nations. It was at the time of the Industrial era, I denounced another empire that was being a prick and I wanted dead. But apparently Byzantium was friends with them.. so all of a sudden I was forced into a full scale war against them.

I won, rather easily.. being so ahead in technology that I had infantry while they still had musketmen. It was for the best I guess, as I become a world power because of it. The best in science, culture, money, and control over almost the entire game's city-states. This was all while the rest of the world is killing each other too.. so.. yeah.
User avatar #10 to #9 - darthblam [OP]
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Sorry for the long read, just felt like putting a story out.
User avatar #13 to #10 - goldalot
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I had a war once with Rome. When my army got to their border they offered half of their cities in a peace treaty. (I like tanks)
User avatar #32 to #13 - darthblam [OP]
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Damn. I've never been able to intimidate an empire like that. They always declare the war and then, even when I am ******* destroying them, their attempts to negotiate peace have ME giving THEM cities and resources. So I'm pretty much forced to just wipe them out entirely...
User avatar #85 to #32 - goldalot
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I know that feel. Even when someone declares war on ME I'm the one who gets denounced!
User avatar #11 to #9 - psychopsychedelic
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It's so hard to just stay in the shadows.

If I could hide in the background and let them clear each other out, then conquer the conquerors, I'd be happy.
#126 to #3 - anon id: 853e54f3
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I had a game where there were 12 civs on one continent and we all lived in peace with the same religion. Then I researched military tradition and signed defensive pacts with everyone. The next turn somehow war was being declared by everyone and caused a massive world war.
#35 - drifterfamas
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I played as France, and defeated every other nation.
I played as France, and defeated every other nation.
User avatar #180 to #35 - steil
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So, I played as every other nation, and defeated france.
User avatar #71 to #35 - blokrokker
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I ******* hate France's national trait in Civ V, 2 extra Culture from each city until Steam Power, my ass.
User avatar #198 to #35 - hydraetis
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Napoleon took over Europe as fast as Hitler did, then proceeded to fail just as hard after trying to take Russia in the winter.

Sure they haven't had a great record after the War of Independence but before that there was a reason why France was one of the only countries that could take on England.
#46 to #35 - jldragon
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User avatar #14 - gottdammit
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I took the Roman Empire, renamed it into "Grand Empire of Vatican", took Islam as my state religion, nuked the **** out of everyone and then proceeded to colonize the south pole in Civ IV. **** historically accurate.
#61 - DiAnonLord
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User avatar #66 to #61 - darthblam [OP]
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Pretty much.
#79 - dervishofwin
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This ************, every single game.
#59 - jackisawsm
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Civilization 5 Gandhi, I'm real happy for you and imma let you finish,



But Civilization revolution Gandhi was the biggest cunt of all time.
#112 - apietotheface
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Playing Civ 5: Gods and Kings
Get great profit
Found Jewish religion, and rename Nazism
Meet city state of Warsaw.
Warsaw gives quest to spread Nazism to Warsaw
They were invited, punch was served
User avatar #162 to #112 - DiAnonLord
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is gods and kings worth the money?
User avatar #216 to #162 - apietotheface
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Eh it depends. It really doesn't change to much. Religion is interesting but doesn't have that big of an effect. The spies are cool, but again not too much of a difference. I personally only liked William of Orange from the new leaders.
User avatar #172 to #162 - thedumbledore
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I would say so. Religion and espionage are interesting, then you get some cool Civs to play (Theodora of Byzantium, Gustavus Adolphus, Atilla the hun and more)
You also get some new wonders and units, it's well worth the money if you like the original game.
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User avatar #96 - TwoHalves
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW:

During the initial release, Ghandi had an initial aggression of 0. However, Ghandi uses Pacifism as a government type, which applies a -2 to a civ's aggression levels.

Since you can't have a negative value, it resets the aggression levels, much like the pedometer in a car.

Which gives him an aggression of over 250. The highest in the game.
User avatar #100 to #96 - Jewssassin
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Pedometer?
Im sorry friend, but I've never heard of a "Foot meter." Care to explain?
#120 to #100 - Thenewguygunther
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but pedometer's do exist, they're the things you wear to measure how many steps you've taken and how far you've gone while running or walking
User avatar #121 to #120 - Jewssassin
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Yes I know that, but he was talking about something on a car.
User avatar #103 to #100 - Jewssassin
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Oh no, you mean Odometer. The total miles on the car, right?
User avatar #104 to #103 - TwoHalves
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yeah, that.
User avatar #111 to #96 - pianoasis
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That is an awesome tidbit of information, chap
#105 to #96 - VaultTechy
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So if his Aggression was set to 2, allowing Pacifism to bring it to 0, he'd be fine? Is there a patch/mod/fix that irons this out?
#109 to #96 - comanderspy
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mfw pedometer
#67 - buildaburg
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#73 - lordcommandersnow
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My reaction to finding Gandhi in my game
My reaction to finding Gandhi in my game