actually happened =(. lol. so MUM mun SOMEONE BETTER. That's rough, buddy. actually happened =( lol so MUM mun SOMEONE BETTER That's rough buddy
Upload
Login or register
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (214)
[ 214 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#46 - spartanofwar
Reply +277 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
**spartanofwar rolls 8**
#90 to #46 - alicornking
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 to #46 - burdenedsoul
-3 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#209 to #46 - seenaman
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 1** number of limbs humans have
#225 to #209 - anon id: baab77e9
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
It's five dumbass lol
#226 to #225 - seenaman
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 8,872** 4 you idiot, head isnt a limb
#228 to #226 - anon id: 0d8245ba
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/28/2016) [-]
I was talking about my third leg dumbass lol
User avatar #51 to #46 - Dwarf
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolls 1** Number of balls I have
User avatar #111 to #51 - doctadeathbench
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
well hello mien fuhrer
User avatar #164 to #51 - mahnamesjakers
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Sup Lance.
#89 to #51 - myfunnyfile
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#52 to #51 - Dwarf
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#94 to #46 - skinless
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#128 to #46 - yognautgreen
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#172 to #46 - anon id: d7c369ab
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
seriously? its a 1 out of 9 chance, and you guys flip your ****
#202 to #172 - zakaizer
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk, where we celebrate luck, and thrash opinions!
Welcome to Funnyjunk, where we celebrate luck, and thrash opinions!
#212 to #202 - yuukoku
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
That's just how it is here.
User avatar #215 to #172 - rotucex
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
1 out of 10, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
User avatar #219 to #215 - alstorp
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
Why are you being thumbed down?... You're right.
User avatar #220 to #219 - rotucex
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
I guess that people can't brain today
User avatar #221 to #220 - alstorp
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
Must be it.
User avatar #214 to #172 - therealtjthemedic
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
All of FJ are compulsive gamblers mate.
#211 to #46 - spartanofwar
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
Wow, I don't know how this got so many thumbs up but here, a free bag of donut seeds for everyone who made this happen!
#218 to #46 - bobillho
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #224 to #46 - alwaysreadthetags
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
**alwaysreadthetags rolls 8**
#67 to #46 - yuukoku
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#110 to #46 - josieabby
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Well done.
Well done.
#72 to #46 - mythichyphen
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
>YFW
>YFW
#182 to #46 - anon id: c01369d8
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
leave wizard
#181 to #46 - anon id: ca84aedc
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
it was a 1 in 10 chance how crazy!!!!!
#124 to #46 - falconxmard
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#129 to #46 - yognautgreen
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#77 to #46 - alphaandomega
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#106 to #46 - welshash
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#208 to #46 - biorh
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
**biorh rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Lika boss.... Ha ha ** MFW an octagon has 8 sides.
#60 to #46 - bonkboy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #53 to #46 - zenaki
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
**zenaki rolls 3** not bad sir
#54 to #53 - spartanofwar
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Thank you sir. It is an honor.
User avatar #210 to #46 - archi
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
**archi rolls 8** Size of my dick
#216 to #46 - wallpapers
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#174 to #46 - satanisgod **User deleted account**
-2 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #207 to #174 - vetis
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
Oh... Sorry, man...
User avatar #213 to #46 - spyisspy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
8 amazing sides and 8 fantastic angles!
User avatar #50 to #46 - weenieandthebutt
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
**weenieandthebutt rolls 1** number of ***** I give
#192 to #46 - anon id: f3604fbd
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
instantly thought of this (remove spaces) : www. [url deleted]
#95 to #46 - skinless
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3 - jcfjr
Reply +104 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
That's rough, buddy.
User avatar #92 to #3 - JoshBauer
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm not your buddy, friend.
User avatar #97 to #92 - linktheherooftime
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm not your friend guy.
#34 to #3 - darkdragonswrath
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#8 - rambomanthree
Reply +94 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Good lord, I know the feeling so much.

I dated a girl who was a user here on FJ and i was certain i found true love. and she had some self esteem issues. So every day I would tell her i loved her and that she is beautiful. and send her morning texts and everything.

But then, she dumped me on new years because she wanted a "break".. only to find out 2 months later that she dumped me for this ****** black guy who is better than I ever will be. and is rich and attractive. and then she was dumped. and the possibility of her ever loving me again is zero.., everything was ruined

thanks for reminding me OP

I am going to die alone
User avatar #18 to #8 - badgertom
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Chin up- you'll find someone who's truly worth being with you
User avatar #21 to #8 - vuican
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Damn! You got left for a ******? Thats tough!
#40 to #8 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account**
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #40 - silverlance
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
I second this, mainly because I personally found the "rich attractive ******" concept somewhat implausable
User avatar #84 to #8 - garymotherfinoak
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
1. why do you think there's little chance
2. is the best thing really to avoid her?
User avatar #86 to #84 - rambomanthree
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
No chance for me. Because she is attractive, and ever since she broke up with me she is better than me. She is a model now and has a lot of friends. If she wanted a boyfriend now. All she would have to do is ask somone because she told me that so many guys hit on her. Why she want me back? I'm just a internet addicted socially awkward person who sits around all day. Im just generally not very good boyfriend material.

I avoid her, Because it just stirs up **** storms. Whenever i try to talk to her she always would tell me about her new boyfriend. and about the **** she did at parties. which hurts a lot. If she even wants to talk to me. More than once she has given me hints to **** off
User avatar #87 to #86 - garymotherfinoak
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
So if you're done with her at least remind her that you made her who she is.
User avatar #136 to #87 - rambomanthree
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
So by being nice.. I created a monster?
User avatar #141 to #136 - garymotherfinoak
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
well, no. you brought her into a much more positive side of life, and essentially made her life better. but who she is blinds her from the fact that you made her happier.
#143 to #141 - rambomanthree
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
I made her happy... and in return she treated me like **** and dumped me. and would berate me for things in a subtle way.

Guess that's what i deserve. By being nice i turned her into a cunt. and by being nice i made myself more miserable..

Im done being nice to people
#146 to #143 - garymotherfinoak
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Hey... don't beat yourself up. You did a great thing for her, but unfortunately, she succumbed to her surroundings and made you feel bad. Trust me, you always want to be the nice guy, its media and your 12 IQ peers that tell you nto to be. overall, people, at least the non diluted ones, will appreciate kindness far more.
besides, you're young. real relationships dont start until the end of college. all im saying is to remind her that she would be nothing without your help.
User avatar #150 to #146 - rambomanthree
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Thanks,
User avatar #154 to #150 - garymotherfinoak
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
Don't beat yourself up, whether or not the outcome, you did a good thing. I don't know if you're religious or not, And i'd say that your god appreciates you for helping that young woman, and will certainly reward you. and if you're not, i appreciate what you did for her then.
User avatar #157 to #154 - rambomanthree
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Thank you again, kind sir. :3

When it comes to religion though, I dont know what the **** i am. I think im atheist one minute then im agnostic, then i believe in something. Its strange. Like i cant make up my mind with it.
User avatar #159 to #157 - garymotherfinoak
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
anytime :3
User avatar #98 to #8 - turbodoosh
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Tbh I think she deserves to be put back in her place of low self-esteem. At least now it's warranted.

Nah I'm just kidding, move on with your life and be happy. Happiness is the best revenge you can get.
#155 to #8 - crazyanduknowit
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Bitch please, we all know there're no girls on the Internet. It was a dude, wasn't it?
#170 to #8 - applejackhf
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
This literally just happened to me a few days ago.
User avatar #41 to #8 - RisenLichen
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
It's k rambom

it's k
#122 to #8 - cjasper
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
We are with you bro, It hurts but at least you always have us.
User avatar #17 to #8 - weenieandthebutt
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Out of curiousity, did you date a girl through FJ or was she already your gf who happened to have a FJ account?

I tried hitting on a girl on FJ before where we spoke for hours and even met up with her in real life
User avatar #65 to #17 - rambomanthree
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Me met on Fj, on one of the threads. And we hit it off. it was perfect. we liked all of the same ****. and i found out she lived only like 2 hours from me so we were dating.

and i feel discouraged, because other women who like the same **** as me would have no interest in me. Becaue all of the guys want the cute nerdy girl type. and women hate being hit on., so bluh
User avatar #78 to #65 - weenieandthebutt
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
I'll level with you, the girl I was hitting on at the time on FJ was 16 and I was 23. We engaged in a very rapey banter in one of the threads, I even sent her one of those pics were I posed half naked. Afterwards, we started to private message each other in a friendly manner talking about miscellaneous **** about our personal lives. We found that we are both like-minded people and we basically got along. Afterwards, she revealed to have a boyfriend but rather than abort in disappointment, I started seeing her as a friend and as a bro. I don't have any romantic feelings for her but she's still the type I wanted to do. We eventually met up in real life (though she lives quite far from me) and had a good day together. Oh, and she's not the cute and nerdy type, she's quite fiery and headstrong (though still nice).

I'm pretty sure that women who like the same **** as you would be interested if it's anything. The only problem is that it's rare to find women who share the same interests. I'm really sorry to hear your loss bro. Not all women dislike being hit on. You just got to find a girl who suits you (or puts up with you). Out of all the females I know of, friends with or ever made out with, only one of them shares the same interests as me which includes internet culture other than 9fag, Adventure Time, MLP, games and the rest of that ****. She was an absolute gem, I met her in a rock nightclub we started making out. I tried asking her out but she told me she met another guy who's apparently better than me. Also, I've had experiences of girls being taken away from me by ******* black people who had style *******!
User avatar #81 to #78 - rambomanthree
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Nice, what was this girl's username?
#93 to #81 - anon id: 24bf42c8
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
"I really want to, but I shoudn't. It would cause a **** storm. and then she would proceed in turning what little friend I have against me.

Honestly, I just stay away from her now "

The ****? why are you asking for her username when someone else asked for ur ex-gf's username and u said it would cause a *********. are you trying to make a ********* for weenieandthebutt? faggot.
User avatar #82 to #81 - weenieandthebutt
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm still friends with her (she's my friend on my old FJ profile before I got banned) so it'd be unfair to expose her. I'm sorry bro but kinda goes against my morals
#9 to #8 - yourafaggotharry
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
just tell us her account name, and we will get her back, no funny junker left alone
just tell us her account name, and we will get her back, no funny junker left alone
#10 to #9 - rambomanthree
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
I really want to, but I shoudn't. It would cause a **** storm. and then she would proceed in turning what little friend I have against me.

Honestly, I just stay away from her now
#11 to #10 - yourafaggotharry
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
then in witch case, i shall wish you all the best in the future and hope this never happens to you again.  i can only hope you'll find someone whos worth your time
then in witch case, i shall wish you all the best in the future and hope this never happens to you again. i can only hope you'll find someone whos worth your time
User avatar #12 to #11 - rambomanthree
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir :) I gladly care for your concern though
#36 to #12 - fizzycherrycola
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Dat icon.
Dat icon.
User avatar #61 to #36 - rambomanthree
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
**rambomanthree high fives fizzy cherrycola**

Rontron FTW :D
#147 to #11 - apietotheface
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Yes! i am really good at videogames!
Yes! i am really good at videogames!
#22 - tehbestever
Reply +82 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Just go by the old rule of the book:

1. Get a nicotine patch and apply it to her every night when she's asleep
2. Take it off before she wakes up
3. Roll in that pussy when she comes back to you because she felt better with you

Works every time.
User avatar #57 to #22 - fitta
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
what is this gif from?
#66 to #57 - anon id: 25b4ca4c
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Spider-Man 3.
User avatar #70 to #66 - fitta
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
oh, thanks
User avatar #102 to #22 - octaviano
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Meh. Should've posted the original one, the 4chan story.
It's inches better.
#26 to #22 - bluetwizzler
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
What if she is allergic to the adhesive like I am?
#27 to #26 - tehbestever
Reply +39 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Then you die
#96 to #22 - afrogeist
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
You diabolical son-of-bitch.... that's really clever actually.
#117 to #22 - theuglypanda
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I like you
User avatar #5 - joshofsouls
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
This is literally one of my biggest ******* fears.
#24 to #5 - anon id: ce8fc16c
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
I know man, this is the only thing I can think of when starting a relationship.
I don't care what happens, but just not this. This is the only thing I'll never survive.
#64 - mrturferpop
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
YEAH, BE ******* CAREFUL WITH THIS ****, IT'S HAPPENED
YEAH, BE ******* CAREFUL WITH THIS ****, IT'S HAPPENED
User avatar #80 to #64 - olisaurus
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
''lol''
Ye I don't doubt it at all.
#142 - theJENK
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Good, she was a bitch anyway.
Good, she was a bitch anyway.
#176 to #142 - comeatmebrother
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
#44 - kaslin
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
>Dating girl for a year and a half.   
>She was really shy, had just come out of a bad relationship where the guy kept guilting her into staying. (saying he'd kill himself and ****)   
>She started dating me because I convinced her to finally tell the guy to **** off.    
>feelsgood.jpeg   
>Celebrate my birthday three days before I ship out for US Army Basic Combat Training.   
>Ask her to wait for the three months I'll be gone, she agrees to.   
>Three months turn into four, she get home sick and moves across the country to be with her parents.   
>Doesn't tell me, so I find this out when I get home.   
>Call her, angry as hell.   
>Break it off with her.   
>Few weeks go buy, see on FB she started dating someone else.   
>See his picture, scrawny and beta looking as ****.   
>WTF, mfw I found this out.
>Dating girl for a year and a half.
>She was really shy, had just come out of a bad relationship where the guy kept guilting her into staying. (saying he'd kill himself and ****)
>She started dating me because I convinced her to finally tell the guy to **** off.
>feelsgood.jpeg
>Celebrate my birthday three days before I ship out for US Army Basic Combat Training.
>Ask her to wait for the three months I'll be gone, she agrees to.
>Three months turn into four, she get home sick and moves across the country to be with her parents.
>Doesn't tell me, so I find this out when I get home.
>Call her, angry as hell.
>Break it off with her.
>Few weeks go buy, see on FB she started dating someone else.
>See his picture, scrawny and beta looking as ****.
>WTF, mfw I found this out.
#59 to #44 - iheartkony
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Maybe it's because you broke up with her faggot
#63 to #59 - kaslin
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Yea, not one of my better moves.   
Not like I'd be able to keep a sexually active relationship going across the country with the girl who couldn't wait.   
But you'd know all about that, right?
Yea, not one of my better moves.
Not like I'd be able to keep a sexually active relationship going across the country with the girl who couldn't wait.
But you'd know all about that, right?
User avatar #103 to #63 - Nameloc
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
How's the US Army going now?
User avatar #206 to #103 - kaslin
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/24/2013) [-]
Went National Guard, so not that bad.
Worth losing her? Tough question.
#175 - legitpedobear
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
>Find post on Reddit   
>Steal and post on FunnyJunk   
>Claim it actually happened for extra sympathy thumbs   
>?????   
>PROFIT!!!
>Find post on Reddit
>Steal and post on FunnyJunk
>Claim it actually happened for extra sympathy thumbs
>?????
>PROFIT!!!
#194 to #175 - anon id: 616cff65
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Consider this: OP found it on reddit thinking it was actually relevant to something he'd been through (cos it happens to a lot of people). So the title isn't indicating that he made the content, but simply indicates something that had actually happened.
#197 to #175 - arstya
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
And if it actually did happen to him too? With all the people on the internet, there's no chance something that happened to you hasn't happened to someone else.
User avatar #38 - blanc
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
The good news: you now got tons of good karma.
User avatar #227 to #38 - jcfjr
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/05/2013) [-]
That and a buck fifty can get you a cup of coffee.
User avatar #39 to #38 - mayormilkman
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/23/2013) [-]
Some experience can help next time.