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#76 - mrbubbls (03/23/2013) [-]
And then I pull out my logic and show them why the bible is wrong.
User avatar #78 to #76 - teoberry (03/23/2013) [-]
show me some of that logic.
#98 to #78 - mrbubbls (03/23/2013) [-]
1. Virgin birth
2. Multiple stories that are the same as that of Jesus
3. God sending bears down to ****** children (2 Kings 2:23-24)
4. Noah and the arc
5. Jesus performing magic tricks and passing them off as "miracles"
6. A man in the sky listening to everyone murmur to him


Need I go on?
#108 to #98 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
1.Believe it or not ***** , that isn't logical responds.
2. What do you mean
3. bears out of the wood
4. wasn't Noah's ark found on top of some Turkish mountain.
5. Believe it or not ***** , that isn't logical responds.
6. Believe it or not ***** , that isn't logical responds.

Need i go on?
User avatar #109 to #108 - teoberry (03/23/2013) [-]
beauty
#111 to #109 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
can you believe some of these edgy kids? Im not even religious and I can see the faults in his argument.
User avatar #115 to #111 - teoberry (03/23/2013) [-]
I know. They're the shame, or should be the shame, of atheists everywhere.
User avatar #103 to #98 - teoberry (03/23/2013) [-]
1. You can get pregnant without intercourse. In this case it was divine intervention, but it can still happen

2. show some examples

3. they didn't rain down from heaven, they came out of the woods

4. I'll explain that in the response to the other guy

5. Are you kidding me?

6. 2edgy4me

Please, go on.
#162 to #103 - mrbubbls (03/23/2013) [-]
1. You can get pregnant from oral and anal intercourse as well but not having sexual contact in any way means you can not become pregnant.

2. The stories of jesus are similar to pagan gods like krishna, horus, zoroaster etc.

3. Figure of speech intended to mean that because children made fun of a bald man they deserved to be ripped apart by bears.

4. Ya because one man can build a massive ark that can contain 2 of every animal let alone attract 2 of every animal.

5. Great and thought out response. Ya "healing the blind" and turning some loaves of bread into hundreds to feed people.

6. Again, great response. To even have the notion that some superhuman being listens to our calls for help is just ignorant and narcissistic. Otherwise the world would be hunger free and nobody would ever die and we would live happily ever after. Pull your ass off your priests dick and think a little
#170 to #162 - teoberry (03/23/2013) [-]
1. well, you won't like it, but it's how she got preggers

2. that's been proven as bull **** (see the image)

3. does nothing to show how the bible is wrong

4. there are many flood stories of most cultures, most report someone building a boat and surviving (http://www.apologeticspress.org/apcontent.aspx?category=9&article=64, yeah, it's apologetics, they cite everything)

5. blindness has been cured by a bump to the head (read this in uncle johns, she got 80 percent vision back in one eye. i still believe things like these happened.

6. 3edgy5me. you're not a free thinker, you clearly haven't reasearched anything about religion, shut up, learn some more, and get back to me then.
#177 to #170 - mrbubbls (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna take the time to reply to these individually again. One picture about 1 pagan god doesn't throw out the whole argument. You ignore the unrealiztic ability of the flood stories. So jesus just bumped people on the head to cure them and it wasn't divine intervention, wishy washy example at best. Hows the slaughter of innocent children not "wrong". I am the free thinker unlike you. I have branched out from the norm in society and found my own reason that god does not exist. If anyone needs to learn more it is you. There is a reason 93% of scientists in the united states and united kingdom are athiest.
#184 to #177 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
"I am the free thinker unlike you. I have branched out from the norm in society and found my own reason that god does not exist"

Holy **** this is so edgy that I just cut myself by reading this.
User avatar #183 to #177 - teoberry (03/23/2013) [-]
I wasn't saying I was a free thinker, I was saying you aren't. Being atheist doesn't 'enlighten' you, I was just like you a while back. I was sick of church, so i said **** it, and lived like a wild man for a few months. It didn't work out so well, so I went back. Point is, you're not different, you're not anyone special now.
User avatar #88 to #78 - schneidend (03/23/2013) [-]
Two of every single animal, ***** ?
User avatar #89 to #88 - Dwarf (03/23/2013) [-]
Two of every clean animal.*
User avatar #93 to #89 - schneidend (03/23/2013) [-]
Did Moses pick up a mating pair of every species of insect and arachnid?
#116 to #93 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
*Noah
User avatar #198 to #116 - schneidend (03/24/2013) [-]
Right, Noah, thank you. **** , what a dumbass mistake. And I just saw The Prince of Egypt recently, too!
User avatar #104 to #93 - teoberry (03/23/2013) [-]
Many of the insects could survive, and others would just be on or around the boat. Also, it doesn't mean every breed, one of each non-specific type of animal, species came from there.
#94 to #93 - Dwarf (03/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1211976 at Friendly ** Not sure. That was a long time ago, so it's a little hard for me to remember.
#99 to #94 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
huehuehue
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