Jehovah’s Whitless. Don't agree with most of my families beliefs but i found this hilarious.. Marjory's t: l' in aiit while. I love nall/ b/ lilbit,, z). My brother did the same thing he invited them in, got lunch cooking for them, got them something to drink and started debating with them. He even brought over 4
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Jehovah’s Whitless

Don't agree with most of my families beliefs but i found this hilarious.

Marjory's
t: l' in aiit while. I love nall/ b/ lilbit,, z)
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User avatar #16 - sanosauro (03/23/2013) [+] (14 replies)
my girlfriend is a Jehovah's witness and I'm an atheist. Not once has she attempted to push her beliefs onto me and she is one of the most beautiful and nicest people I've ever met. Nicer than any Christians anyway
#18 to #16 - frienderman (03/23/2013) [-]

Jehovah's Witnesses are Christians
#26 - mattdoggy (03/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My brother did the same thing   
he invited them in, got lunch cooking for them, got them something to drink and started debating with them. He even brought over 4 local pastors who are close personal friends to all get together and show them all the parts where they were wrong at. They were trying to be nice and didn't leave until after they had eaten, but their youngest member was almost in tears when they left. Now they won't even leave a pamphlet in our door,
My brother did the same thing
he invited them in, got lunch cooking for them, got them something to drink and started debating with them. He even brought over 4 local pastors who are close personal friends to all get together and show them all the parts where they were wrong at. They were trying to be nice and didn't leave until after they had eaten, but their youngest member was almost in tears when they left. Now they won't even leave a pamphlet in our door,
User avatar #46 - bomonsterzz (03/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
once i answered the door naked and covered in fake blood

they havent been back since :)
#48 to #46 - covered (03/23/2013) [-]
They (some of them) knock on your door sometimes just to see what crazy shit someone might do, and then they leave and have a laugh about it.

They saw your tally nackle
And laughed at it
User avatar #1 - billybong (03/23/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I don't know how either of them could "prove" the other wrong... It's all hearsay and conjecture as far as I can tell :/
User avatar #3 to #2 - billybong (03/23/2013) [-]
myths debunking myths?
User avatar #50 - EdTheGreat (03/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>human written book
>translated from multiple texts in multiple languages
>majority of it destroyed because it didn't fit in with the rest
>proof
#40 - PlagueDoctor (03/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Those two JW ladies dont visit me anymore, either. Not after I opened the door wearing nothing but boxer shorts!   
Showed them!   
   
Then the cops showed me
Those two JW ladies dont visit me anymore, either. Not after I opened the door wearing nothing but boxer shorts!
Showed them!

Then the cops showed me
#77 - thascomrad (03/23/2013) [-]
I remeber when jehovas came to my house. Instead of talking about god, he starts to ask me questions about my cars. He must have known that i didn't care about religion
I remeber when jehovas came to my house. Instead of talking about god, he starts to ask me questions about my cars. He must have known that i didn't care about religion
User avatar #9 - jtwagner (03/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like to pull out a greek bible and explain to them about how it's what the bible was actually written in, and how you should read the original before trying to force your beliefs on someone else.
User avatar #13 to #9 - toughactintinactin (03/23/2013) [-]
Then i'll pull out the Torah in Hebrew and show you what the real bible was.
#35 - MasterManiac (03/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Awwww she thinks you can prove that people's religious beliefs wrong. How adorable.
Awwww she thinks you can prove that people's religious beliefs wrong. How adorable.
#32 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (03/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Explaining why someone else's beliefs are wrong.
>Cite your own beliefs, from your own holy book.

K.
#64 - kampi (03/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Jahova witness"
"Jahova witness"
#101 - powerfapping (03/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I had a Jehovah's witness come to my door once. He gave me a flyer for a Good Friday event and then proceeded to chat with me for a while. He seemed nice (and sane), and my dog liked him.

MFW
User avatar #74 - thefasrdog ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
What I do.

>"Hello do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ"
>"No thank you."
>*Close door*

HILARIOUS!
#149 - romdadon (03/23/2013) [-]
they are relentless
they are relentless
User avatar #81 - bighairyfart (03/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have a serious question.
What the fuck is a Jehova's Witness
User avatar #91 to #81 - Eventually (03/23/2013) [-]
A pain in the ass
#171 - steveface (03/23/2013) [-]
A jehovahs witness came to my house as i was washing my car. He asked if i needed help and i said "no thanks i'm fine" talked about cars and how he had a 68 mustang. Gave me a pamphlet and shook my hand and left.    
   
These people are nice, why give them shit for being nice?   
   
MFW
A jehovahs witness came to my house as i was washing my car. He asked if i needed help and i said "no thanks i'm fine" talked about cars and how he had a 68 mustang. Gave me a pamphlet and shook my hand and left.

These people are nice, why give them shit for being nice?

MFW
#34 - scorpidea (03/23/2013) [-]
They do not visit me anymore either. Not since I invited them in, made them lunch, and ate them.
User avatar #11 - mcfunkdaddy (03/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
My nan is a Jehovas Witness and I met a lot of her other jw friends. they were some of the nicest people i ever met.

what makes your time so special that you cant simply say im not interested sorry instead of insulting them and slamming the door in their face.
#14 to #12 - uberfionn (03/23/2013) [-]
Nope. Doesn't help get into heaven.
They believe most of them aren't even going to heaven.
User avatar #51 - mexirican (03/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
y'all do realize this isn't an atheist post right
#69 to #66 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
I can agree with that. Their so edge and trying to be cool.
User avatar #37 - EdwardNigma (03/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why can't people just have a belief?
Why do we NEED to disprove something that makes someone happy or gives them hope?
User avatar #43 to #37 - nucularwar (03/23/2013) [-]
because if someone comes to your house trying to tell you what to believe, isn't it only fair that you get a chance for rebuttal?
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