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Vampire Slayer

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littledj over
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Ida new much you hate twilight her dad is
Yeah. basically Twilight weild be so much cooler
without Bella and Edward
Dude. can you imagine if Twilight was just about Charlie
Swan. finding out that his best friend is a werewolf. and
the lawn meter he' s trusted tor years is a vampire' and
then he helps them step the vampires that are
murdering everyone?? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.
Bella can stay in Ariadne
Oh heil I “redid read that
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#4 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (03/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#3 - chorizosalvaje (03/23/2013) [-]
Like Skyrim... With Vamp... Oh...
#14 - carlfroch (03/23/2013) [-]
MS paint skills
#63 - HolyArachnid (03/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's funny, because the real glaring problem I had with Twilight (I actually tried to give it an objective fair shake; sue me) is just how likeable a whole lot of the side characters are, compared with the annoying and frustrating main ones. You have Charlie, who is an all-around badass; you have Billy Black and the Cullens, who reminded me of the folksy, lovable townspeople out of a Stephen King novel; you have what may be the single friendliest and most down-to-earth set of high-schoolers in the history of film or the real world (seriously, there's not even the token douchebag jock or bitchy drama queen anywhere to be found!). Ergo, right out the gate I had absolute zero empathy for Bella, who is soooooo booooored with her surroundings and acts sooooooooo sullen when everyone else is enjoying themselves.
#22 - condormcninja (03/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Or this
Or this
#72 - anonymouzss (03/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I read all the twilight books in middle school. I set a certain level of expectation, and the books pass them. Honestly, you blokes expect every book series to rival Harry Potter and Narina. And you always talk about the movies, and most of you never read the book.
Jacob isn't a werewolf, He can shape shift into a wolf.
Edward doesn't sparkle. its more of a blinding light,really (well it starts off as a blinding light) .
I'm not saying the books are amazing (mediocre at best), and I'm definitely not saying the movies are amazing (great actors, not great acting). I'm just saying, don't put your expectations so high in the bloody sky.

Also what's with you guys and Kristen Stewart (and to a lesser degree, Robert Patterson)? Of course she had little to no emotion in Twilight....That what she is suppose portray. Belle rarely smiled around anyone, excluding Edward. And why would you base her entire career over one role. That's like me basing Jim Carrey's career over Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (which was a very sad and serious movie).
Seriously guy, come on.
yes I am ready for red thumbs.
#24 - ijiek (03/23/2013) [-]
that would actually be kind of cool
#79 - josieabby (03/23/2013) [-]
That is a fantastic idea.
User avatar #2 - xxfalconxx (03/23/2013) [-]
Still a better love story.
#82 - jouten (03/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How do they know so much about Twilight
#56 - lemongrabble (03/23/2013) [-]
Someone should make this!
#71 - zombiesexsymbol (03/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Without a doubt. Would read it.
Without a doubt. Would read it.
User avatar #17 - Maroon (03/23/2013) [+] (12 replies)
The people who hate Twilight sure do have a lot of in-depth knowledge of it...
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User avatar #29 - iamkagji (03/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Eh. I will stick with Anita and Allucard, thank you very much.
#39 - Dwarf (03/23/2013) [+] (14 replies)
User avatar #80 - JoshBauer (03/23/2013) [-]
**** you I live in AZ. We don't want her either.
#81 - elloise (03/23/2013) [-]
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#77 - simfar (03/23/2013) [-]
Twilight sucks
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